I am so glad that I finally found out what happened to Nick when he didn’t report to work on Sunday, July, 3, 2010, the day after I wrote him up for not paying for "his" can of cold ravioli before he ate it behind the cardboard bailer.
Everyone should move to Florida and retire at age 31 when they have grown tired of working.
Hey, bro, at least you upped your game—and a beamer no less!