Columbine Joe, a Southern Baptist Reverend who occasionally commiserates with this bloodthirsty scion of the heathen Nords, has finally discovered the location of his daughter, who his insane dope fiend wife skipped town with years ago. Discovering that his ex-wife was locked up, and his year's gone daughter was looking at foster care, he sued for custody, which required him going before a social worker, before the family court hearing...

"You know, usually they can't even find a dude who owes child support and I was trying to be found. You'd think I'd get some points for that. I called her [the case worker] Miss, respectfully, and she objected, informing me that she was a doctor. So I said, 'Well, Miss, I am an ordained reverend, and I am not demanding you refer to me as a reverend.' Upon checking out my web site she declared that I was an apocalyptic cultist and should be examined by a psychiatrist, to which I responded, 'I do not recognize psychiatry as a legitimate medical discipline—it's a dystopian cult!'

"It was on then, but the judge took my side and chewed her out, gave her a dressing down and informed her that Christianity was in fact a recognized religion and not some upstart cult. I've got a long road to hoe, brother—not that I want any of your particular prayers—Jesus, I know my beliefs are apocalyptic, but at least we have a happy ending. Even wrapping my head around Ragnorak is mind boggling—what a dark theology!"

"If I may go on a tangent, you do know that us Christians—who do wisely prefer to clean up, shelter and feed the diseased starving and homeless before we tell them the Good News of The Lord, are having a very difficult time setting up soup kitchens. Now, in Maryland, I have to be able to afford a psychiatrist—on staff—that costs more than the building rent!—and must provide food from Whole Foods, Trader Joe's. It's not like we can feed starving guys potatoes and carrots and get away with it. No, it's got to be nutritionally dense organic fare? really, just because I'm a Christian, I absolutely have to abide by hippie cultural and dietary standards in my attempts to help the needy?"

"These are dark days, brother, and the women of Canaan seem to have risen again to test Man's faith."

Before you reproduce with a woman, make certain she is a slave girl or priestess. [More on this later] A manizer or whore will make your life hell. Recall that any woman who is on welfare, on drugs, who has married partially or totally based on her husband's income, is a whore, and will act accordingly under stress. Consider this in the context that the legions of American whores infesting this nation have professional man-haters—like this sociologist ϲunt—working for them on the government payroll. These Nazi bitches are so far gone that no amount of dick can derail the gender-eradicating crazy train they happen to be riding into the dim sunset of humanity.

You may enjoy the self-hating, man-hating whores that constitute most of the injectable companionship available, but do not get them pregnant!

Oliver!

Oliver!!

It's not too late—pull out, Bro!