5:10 a.m., Parkville, Friday, March 25

On Harford Road, a driver for an ambulatory service was pulling out from the parking lot when he was flagged down by an innocent, unarmed, young, black man. Although the innocent victim of white privilege was obviously lost or broke and in need of directions to the nearest temporary agency so that he could be first in line sign to up for the work-able program when that joint opened in three hours, the white fool driving the mobility van thought that the paper with directions on it being waved in his face was a gun.

Even though the poor dude had just opened the passenger side door to ask for directions, the driver thought this was a robbery and handed over his cellphone and wallet. Terrified now, that this misunderstanding might result in police coming down on him and jacking his ass up like Freddie Gray, the victim of this misunderstanding fled back into the neighborhood.