A Baltimore City School Poleese who was caught red-handed on video slapping an innocent, unarmed victim of White Privilege on March 1, has won the Mandingo Bingo sweepstakes, in which our White Mommy occasionally feels sorry for some Uncle Tom type. However, he was still a grown-ass man whooping a chyle—which some evil Nazi so-in-so went so far as to call hoodrat handball.

Now—and let you young militants listen up—this brutal poleese still face two misdemeanor charges so is not completely off the hook. Notice in the video below what a masterful job the young brutha does slyly filming this act of oppression and note how perfect it was and could have been, except for the fact that our hero spit on this big poleese in front of the female cop.

Little brutha, you got to be slicker than that!

Just like the cameraman does not start his clip until after the spit, don't spit into you are out of sight of that deputized clit, keeping in mind, that if she not there—it's on and after he lays them first hits in you don't want to be caught under his big ass, so you best run like old Koon-Ta-Kunt-Ay lighting out from Master's plantation.

Look, it is a sure thing to bring on a poleese ass whoopin' if you spit on them. So—especially considering how big his George Foreman-looking self was—it was a brave thing, but ill-advised so long as the female cop was there. Now, if you hung like Terrence White, then maybe you can have female cops lying for you. However, barring that unlikely anatomical circumstance, you need to do this shit on the sly when no witnesses sympathetic to him are around. For instance, you could have set this up in the boys room. Use your imagination, Yo and the pants leg is not the limit.