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The Genghis Khan Strip Mall
“Dude, if you won a two-hundred million power-ball, what would you do?”
© 2016 James LaFond
APR/28/16
-Steevo Bristol
Thanks for the opportunity, Steevo, to shock the world with my moral complexity!
1. Quit work.
2. Quit coaching.
3. Quit writing.
4. Watch Uncle Sam take 100 million.
5. Give my youngest son [the one with a finance degree]10 million to take care of friends and family.
6. Fight a bull Bison with a boar spear in a rodeo pen.
7. If I survive that, eat the bison with my friends and save the femur bone.
8. Fight a large male leopard in a cage with the bison femur.
9. If I survive that, I will take 90 million and use it to acquire the same bipedal baubles Genghis Khan would treat himself to after making a pyramid of 90-thousand skulls—shopping for slave girls, Bro, at the strip mall below. How many of these could I bag with 90 million? A few, at least.
10. PS: any of them who score 100-plus on the IQ test will be bred—relentlessly.
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Ronald     Apr 28, 2016

James please take some of your readers shopping with you
James     Apr 28, 2016

That's one wing man.
Ishmael     Apr 28, 2016

I agree, with the exception of #6 and #8, having killed a bison with a rifle. 3 shots 175 grain Nosler partition close range, 20yds first shot, lungs, through the jaw, second shot, running shot, 3 broke shot the neck, I sent a video concerning the leopard, God speed! Ishmael.
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