...An opportunity of a life time to give back to the victims of your ancestral privilege!

John, why continue to wallow in your ineradicable, intergenerational blood guilt when you can make a difference representing jamesLafond.com at the Freddie Gray Empowerment Center in Scenic Harm City, Maryland!

First, John, you will be picked up at the Baltimore Travel Plaza by White Howard.

No. John, you do need his picture. You have his description—the sugar cube in the middle of the licorice dish. White Howard will then con someone into driving you, at no expense, to the Cedonia Inn, where I personally will award you with an "Convict Officer Nero" XXL T, a "hands up don't shoot" fitted hat that would make Kid Rock jealous, a pair of black cargo shorts, and $1,000 worth of HipHop Fried Chicken coupons to benefit the Black Lives Matter Fund! Then, at now expense to you, Wray Wray and I will get you drunk, point you Southwest, and give you a push in the righteous direction.

Seriously, if you make it to the Freddie Gray Empowerment Center with $300 worth of coupons I'll write your autobiography!

Thanks, John. We're here for you, bro!