Helen who?

Bah, Solveig of the Fatherland is my pick for Great Dame.

Normally, Solveig, those who support this crackpot dissemination site, are treated to a raw tour of the Ghetto in all of its storied sorditude. And we seem to have tragically lost, Ben...

However, having had the pleasure of hearing your doll's voice over the speaker of my Star Trek communicator, in thanking you for your support in the past, I must now insist that we—yeah it rhymes, but would be rude, and rhyming an i with a y is cheap work, so the writer's impulse to flex his ego has been subdued by his discipline of steel—meet at a neutral location, far, far away from this septic vector of urban decay, chaperoned by a male relative of yours just in case I'm still ambulatory and you are as cute as you sound.

Harm City is no place for a Teutonic Dame.

Thanks again, Solveig.

James