After opting for a trial by judge rather than by jury, Caucasian officer Nero has been found innocent of crimes against Freddie Gray, who he callously failed to notice was in fact the Second incarnation of Jesus Christ in the form of a Sandtown crack dealer. Knowing that he had no prayer of avoiding a lynching at the hands of a criminal-sympathetic hoodrat jury, Nero opted for the black judge, Barry G. [Govoment] “Is This Some Uncle Tom Shit or What?” Williams—hereafter excommunicated from Africa in America.

The real story here is that Uncle Tom made like a thief in the morning, stealing the city’s heart a mere two hours after it lay it’s inebriated head down to rest. Knowing that the daily life cycle of the hoodrat includes a 5 a.m. nesting time and an afternoon awakening, the crafty race traitor issued his verdict at 7 a.m.!

Mulattress Mayor and Feminist Aristocrat, SRB, has vowed to continue the persecution of Nero—whose actions are said to have caused Baltimore to burn a year ago—via the police department’s review process.

There you go: government injustice in the ghetto and the call for real justice goes out.