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Habitat Hoodrat Denizens #1
© 2016 James LaFond
MAY/26/16
I do not regard most humans as human beings, but as a type of domesticated to feral beast, ethically inferior to canines, cats and hyenas. Most of those that you may describe as humans are, to me, monstrously soulless breasts with rotten fangs and brittle nails who deserve a terrible assortment of abbreviated ends. I do not jest when I use terms such as hoodrats and pigs. This series of ecological entries into the Habitat Hoodrat mainframe will appear as per the Hoodrat listing below.
Hoodrat
Modality: Feral
Morality: Predation, hatred, opportunism
Loyalty: None
Mobility: on foot and by bus
Physicality: moderate to active
Bait: snickers candy bars, butterfinger candy bars, deep fried lake trout and fried chicken, or any human female without a rampant bacterial infection
Origin: The North American Hoodrat is the product of experiments conducted by Thomas Jefferson, who used his own seed to fertilize the eggs of female primates from Africa. Unfortunately he gave six mated pairs to George Washington, who, in a bid to breed dedicated pearl-diving slaves, crossbred the children of Jefferson with the Norway rat.
Appearance: The coat of the North American Hoodrat ranges from tan to dark brown with a woolly mane, though prosthetic manes are currently in fashion.
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B     May 26, 2016

>any human female without a rampant bacterial infection

I don't know what hoodrats you've got in Baltimore. Must be a couple notches up from what I'm used to-they aren't particular on human, female or infection-free.
James     May 27, 2016

If the woman smells so bad that it hits the hoodrat like a "wall of funk" from three paces [I have experienced this] then they will divert. However, everyday infestations like Clamidia [knew a girl named Klamedia] are no deterrent.

I interviewed two black service men who had unprotected sex with hookers they knew were infected. One guy said his entire Marine Recon platoon [all the black members, that is] got infected from one hooker, and then went back to her after their shots. So yes, you were right to be skeptical. The spawning crevice must reek mightily and produce homeless quality body odder from three paces—that is the rule, sir!
B     May 27, 2016

There are not many black Marine Reconnaisancemen, for the same reasons there are not many blacks in special operations. So I don't believe that there would be more than a couple in a platoon. And keep in mind that the kind of blacks you find in these kind of units are generally fairly white-acting.
James     May 27, 2016

This guy's name was Ian and he served in the late 70s, claimed to have been stationed in Okinawa and Turkey. He never did say how many of the platoon was black. But his story about taking a bus with his buddies to see an 80 year old hooker who lived in a mountain village in Turkey was compelling.
marko     May 27, 2016

almost every time you hear of a marine committing a crime (murder or rape) on Okinawa it's a black guy
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