Seriously, six years ago, when I moved in here, I thought I would try dating online. Before I was done filling out my profile I was so disgusted with the process that I quit. Indeed, since I do not exist financially I could not even communicate with these babes if I wished. However, the freak show of sluts is quite entertaining. Finally, this week the bizzaro bitches went over the top. Basically, the pretty white girls are hookers, the black girls take pictures of their asses and the lonely white girls take pictures of their breasts for profiles.

NaughtySlut1

24F • Washington, DC

1 photo

[Breast picture-nice d-cup on small waist. Definitely a hooker.]

MsSnapperCrucial

26F • Upper Marlboro, MD

1 photo

Looking for occasional and clean fun. I am spoiled very ...

[This is the heaviest boned human I have seen outside of the Metrex World’s Strongest Man Contest.]

Tyboogie555

28F • Baltimore, MD

1 photo

Ask me

[Not only is this average looking home girl content to be one of 555 identically daft bitches, she has taken her picture in the woman’s room, striking a sexy pose in some public shitter.]

Cay_Cay

30F • Pasadena, MD

1 photo

Raised in Louisiana and recently moved to a new state. I like going ...

[This thin, redheaded, white girl looks like a stone-cold killer. I find her pretty—in a lethal kink way. I should be sterilized for even looking at this vampire bitch twice.]

Ladydiva54

54F • Havre de Grace, MD

1 photo

Single black ladies looking fro Mr. Right are you out ...

[To big black mammas who are entirely dressed in tasteful dresses and photographed in a plush residence and cannot spell—Oliver, if you would do the honors, I’m pretty certain they’d let us build a gym in the basement. It will get us closer to Philly and Jersey for your fights…]

rackadoom

30F • Lancaster, PA

1 photo

I'm here...about all I can say! I'm busy, don't freak out if I can't ...

[A life support system for a set of triple-Gs with a sense of humor. If I was still young I’d have Oliver fit me with a tracking beacon and repel into this bad idea from a Huey…with an oxygen tank!]

robyn337

110F • Washington, NC

1 photo

I'm Robyn looking for fun with another one or two or whatever hit me ...

[The clueless bitch that is content with being the 337th sista to have had her avian-inspired name misspelled by her ho mother wants to blow you, whoever, and how many of you, there happens to be. How utterly unappealing.]

bigmamawantsfun

54F • district hgts, MD

1 photo

Looking for a man/woman who not only says and knows he/she can eat ...

[This beast had the good taste not to post a pic at least.]

Pumpkin453

46F • Owings Mills, MD

[Another endlessly imaginative sister. Who lets these people name children?]

lolipopPrincess2

18F • Clinton, MD

1 photo

[This pretty little incubator would like you to upload a pre-neglected knockout game player so she can get a government apartment and get tattooed up—Oh, and she seems to have lost her candy stick. ]

BigBootyT1110

37F • Owings Mills, MD

1 photo

Attractive BBW Interested in meeting someone for a little fun. A ...

[More prodigious, disembodied Caucasian breasts seeking companionship.]