Forget the nature shows you saw when you were a kid. There is no hierarchy of competing predators, like hyenas running off vultures and lions whacking hyenas. One must instead imagine a predation scenario in which the lions pull security for the hyenas as the vultures harass you!
Absolutely do not bother with reruns of Deadliest Warrior, for Dindus are not warriors, do not fight, but hunt. However, Dindus cannot hunt in an intact ecosystem. They are too fragile and must hunt in the hen house. No beast of prey is more domesticated, more utterly dependent on the help of other predators then the Dindu.
Forget Habitat Hoodrat! Yes, Dindus are too soft for Habitat Hoodrat and are fleeing to Dindustan, where they will enjoy police protection, garden apartments with actual grass and mudsharks who cannot get enough Dindu D...!
As I travel back and forth from Habitat Hoodrat to suburban Dindustan, aggression patterns are beginning to differentiate.
Before we continue, here is the pop quiz of the day: where is the most dangerous place to be, during the day, if you are a law abiding pedestrian in Dindustan?
The answer is the subject of our next post. Feel free to post your answer before 7/1/16 to test your powers of Dinduology!
The sidewalk.
Yes, the sidewalk is the single most dangerous type of urban or suburban terrain you can traverse. Indeed, walking on a sidewalk past the location that is to be revealed today as the magnet for violence it is, amounts to the most perilous pedestrian action you can take in the utopia known as Dindustan!
"Where is the most dangerous place to be, during the day, if you are a law abiding pedestrian in Dindustan?"
An enclosed bus stop. The palefaces will abandon you like a diseased dog, and the other Dindustanis, assuming they aren't joining in on your demise, will cover for the aggressors.
This is a high frequency and deadly aggression zone—close! Indeed, I have often been threatened at one of these right around the corner from the type of location I have in mind. The beauty about that location is everyone within a half mile of it is at greater risk of Dindu attack as it acts as an aggression hub.
I just realized that this is your 4700th online piece. All done in just under 6 years, averaging 2.15 articles a day. Thank you for being an inspiration to aspiring writers everywhere.
I'm not satisfied with my output unless I post six pieces a day.
Thanks for the encouragement to do better.
Going in or out of a business where they can size you up for ease of relieving you of your wallet?
This is another high frequency aggression zone. Close!
I'm just guessing. Near where the bus stop is as they need transport. My second guess would be the park as it a place they can escape from.
This is high frequency for aggression. Close!