This is what we need in America, packs of 400 pound African predators breaking into our houses and attacking us, knocking us off of our bicycles, attacking us while we work on the family business, running us down on the street while we come home from work and for the government to hire a predator advocate to police our attackers in the most respectful way—whoa, okay, next problem. We’ve got this covered.

I was sourcing the Val Kilmer movie The Ghost and the Darkness on YouTube, one of my favorite films, when I found this recent documentary on prides of lions across Tanzania hunting people as their preferred prey. The commentary by the Tanzanian lead hunter is priceless.