Cyril has been awarded this august honor based on the following linguistic formula:
Cyril July 18, 2016 7:56 AM EDT
"Go to Google Translate.
"Select English as the first language, Welsh as the second.
Enter "black man."
"Enjoy."
Cyril, you may come to Harm City, in East Dindustan, to collect your prize at any time. You will be escorted by Webone Shoop on a “liquor store jaunt” during which you may sample a forty of malt liquor on the sidewalk in front of each stop. If the Poleese attempt to enforce the open-container law, Weboon will then coach you on how to argue with them in such a way as to maximize your chance for a successful “poleese ruthality” law suit.
Thriving in Bad Places
holy crap, just cycled a mouthful of coffee through my sinus cavities...
Thanks for the honor, but I'm pretty sure my last trip to Harm City was my last trup to Harm City, don't you know.
oh.
my.
god.
This is on par with
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