With accounts of Dindu dominance pouring into the Harm City News Desk at such a high rate, the editors have decided that Dindustan has, in fact, Dawned. It’s morning yo, time to wake the hell up!

We are interested in how things are going across this Cradle of Hip Hop Civilization and on the privileged frontiers, where systemic racism yet lurks on a dude who dindu nuffin. So if any readers have accounts of this unfolding racial paradigm shift which you would like to relate, submit them for the perusal of Webone Shoop, who has been promoted and will no longer be reporting and advising on road rash burns, but commenting and editorializing on reader concerns.

This book is dedicated to actors Robin Williams and Ronald Reagan. Thank you for your inspiration. And Ron, you really could not expect first place, could you? You were a B-list actor after all. Be content with the subtitle.