Can they do it, and take the title two years in a row?

Just yesterday the sissies at The Baltimore Son were touting ghetto skateboard crews patterned after drug gangs as the next great cultural achievement and calling for the prosecution of an almost untouchable white cop—who has already given immunized testimony against other pigs that have gotten off—in the martyrdom case of Jesus Gray, and otherwise portraying Baltimore as paradise, even as the 12-year-old kid skateboarding on the cover photo sported a “Bodymore” shirt.

But today, the truth could no longer be concealed by the liberal stewards of the martyr plantation. Over this past weekend 10 homeboys and two bitches were shot and three of them died, including a star basketball player. So, on the cover of today’s issue of this communist rag, on July 26, 2016, we have a feature about the hot weather, a lead story about our mayor being promoted to gavel-whacker at the DNC conclave, this whining side bar about all of the hoodrat bodies pilling up on parking lots and side streets, and a follow on story about dispensing more opiates to drug addict inmates.

As its stands we have 166 dead in “Bodymore,” with at least one being a rich white woman.

The BPD has hauled record numbers of guns off the street and has identified “hundreds of trigger pullers” known shooters who remain at large, many of them uncharged?

On Saturday, Eboni Thornton and her man were shot in their “stash house” home in front of their children, with him surviving.

After describing a stabbing-shooting between a man and woman, the feature story about the sainted basketball player reveals he was a common thug, and decries the fact that most of the murder victims “have overwhelmingly been young black men.”

The Police Commissioner, Kevin Davis, then goes on to say, “Our city is 10 years away from being a model city.”

I disagree, and contend that Harm City is already the model, mid-sized American City of the future.

Come on team, if you can clock just 25 kills per month you will hit 366 and surpass last year’s mark substantially, at the same time reducing the population through death and urban flight, further increasing your on-base percentage!

In other news, over the weekend, a brawl involving "hundreds of black men" on Ocean City Maryland's boardwalk sent neutered palefaces scurrying for cover. Eleven were arrested, with no news as to whether or not any of the police will be indicted for this crime.