This isn’t Chicago, yo. The Bodymore batting average is kept so high because our players are committed to working on the weekdays too. This Monday and Tuesday, respectively, one nigga took a bullet to the head on the Southside and the other ate the whole clip over on Garrison Boulevard on the Westside. And, to boot, out in the County—blam—two bodies dropped! You don't think those shooters were trained in the County, do you? No, they are missionaries, so to speak.

Last year the Harm City hoodrats had 5 months in which killings exceeded 30. Thus far, July is our first 30+ month. But what can you expect when we’ve doubled the murders in the County by sending some of our hardest hitting hoodrats out there?

Tell me, whietboy, how many of your major league baseball teams are so much better hitters than the opposition that they send dudes with a hot bat down to play for the farm team?

Ha, riddle me that chicken little?

And there is another factor. People are getting harder to kill—even white people!

On a five block grid off of Glenmore Ave, a secondary street in Hamilton, this past week saw the installation of five barred doors, the arising of seven American flags, and four new for sale signs. Hell, a lady in Canton actually ran out the back door of her fancy white people house while a brother was firing on her instead of sitting and begging like those people usually do. Game always adapts when the hunt is good, which makes any year following a championship performance tough.

But if any team can achieve at the highest level two years running, it is the Harm City Hoodrats.

-Modarius West, reporting