James, if they drop the ban on shooting protected Bears, please let me know, I wish to put in for the draw, can you apply online, I have my hunter safety #, is there a shooting test? Is it legal to hunt over bait, I prefer stalk and shoot. In my advanced age, will shoot from tree stand. What caliber is legal? Do I use urban camouflage, is there such a pattern? Or is it catch and release, stun gun or hi powered paint ball. I know of the dangers, Shayne will be applying too, can we draw in hunting parties.

So many questions.

I almost forgot, bag limits, do they taste good plain, or do I need brandy mushroom sauce, most wild game tastes better depending on diet, bears that have been eating trash and spoiled varmints generally taste bad, fed a diet of baked goods and twinkles, cookies, pop tarts, are very good, they are all a little greasy, but I have been thinking of going on a paleo diet.

I must speak with the mayor first as soon as she’s done…