James: How are you doing, man?
Trent: Not too good. I've been waiting for this one video game to come out for three years—three years—and now that I've got it I haven't spent enough time with it. It shouldn't be that way.
James: So, for guys of your generation, getting a new video game and not playing it would be like a guy my age getting a Puerto Rican babe's phone number and not getting her in the sack?
Trent: Man, if its a video game or a Puerto Rican babe, as soon as the wrapper comes off the package I'm cracking it open. It's just that I've only spent seven hours playing this game and that's not enough to really get into it and see what it's all about—you know, try out all the bells and whistles.
James: So your video game essentially is, a Puerto Rican babe?
Trent: Dude, really?
James: Until now, I doubted the accuracy of my analogy. Thank you for validating my metaphor.
Trent: You know that there should really be a law—against you, just you, man...
And so, as the young man shook his mohawked head, my day was made.
Taboo You: Deluxe Man Cave Edition
