At 4:00 in the afternoon, right down the street from the Essex Courthouse, over on Compass Road, some white fool who thought he had the right to walk anywhere he want just cause his daddy beefed with some Nazis back in the old ass day, was walking along minding his pasty faced business with rebar and Snickers and Poot—and them two other niggas they run with, walked up on his old ass, eat him to the ground and walked off with his shit. The white faɡɡot then walked to the court house and reported this shit.

For form, Poot and the boyz get a five out of five. However, since the difficulty was only one out of five, they only score a 2.5.

Two middle-aged white ladies were walking through Middle River at 4:30 in the morning, headed to work, up Riverton road to the main drag, when two Dindus approached them in the dark, one pointing a gun, and made them lay face down on the ground. The Dindus took their money, cell phones, medication [Yo, Leroy getting’ high toooonight!], their purses and even their bagged lunches!

Once again boyz, this is another 1 difficulty and 5 form, which brings you to 2.5. However, in case of a tie, you do get a bonus consideration for taking those white bitches’ lunch!

T 9:30 p.m. on Friday night, some music loving whiteboy was walking home up Waltham Woods Road, in one of those scarred white folks zones where they think they are hiding all slick like from the righteous Reparations Recovery Agents, only to discover that a city nigga can carjack a car, drive that bitch out the way, and have his boy get the fuck out and step up to yo white ass and say, “Give it up, yo!” as he points the gun.

So it went as Jumbali and Krinkle rolled up on this dude, who had a cable installation job, was carrying his tools, and also was carrying brand new speaker he had bought down the way in the shopping center where they first spotted him, before shadowing him in their car to this out of the way location.

Okay boys, your form was perfect for a 5 and you applied your art to a prime polar bear buck worth 3 points on the difficulty scale, for a score of 4.0 for the win!