The East County Times Newspaper continues to operate according to the fiction that Essex, the precinct which it serves, currently overrun by violent crime, is enjoying a blissful summer. Ever since the Baltimore County Police reported five knife attacks in a single week, crimes have either been underreported or not reported in this paper for County Precinct 11/Essex. However, there is one oppressed segment of the American population that the liberal press favors even more than Dindus, and that is dogs!
So, this past Sunday morning, at 2:00 a.m., a handicapped individual of unknown species, race, age or gender was walking along with its “service dog” when two “unknown, genderless, individuals [probably human, but possibly Martian] exited a vehicle and demanded cash and belongings. The greedy, pedestrian oppressor of these two thugs who can afford a car and a chauffer, refused this reasonable request by the two “individuals” who were acting precisely like many Dindu attackers in the area, but might actually be Swiss tourists role-playing The Wire, which was written by a white guy…
The pedestrian was slashed on the hand with a knife and the dog fought off the two attackers despite their kicking at it. The attackers then retreated to the car and sped off, unable to take down a sixty pound dog and a handicapped person with a knife and a 2,500 pound vehicle.
This is who white America fears.
This is who the American media goes to bat for, sissies who cannot successfully take on a single dog.
When I was a kid two local negroes attacked a woman and her Doberman and killed the dog with a knife. No this?
This is humiliating, that our Negroes have fallen to such depths, that they can’t even combat a domesticated canine working as a physical therapist!
I made this decision right here, right now, sitting at this desk. I will not be content with defending myself against such scum, nor do they deserve to die by my superior white hand. I walk down this same stretch of road in the dark, not two hours from the hour of this travesty of masculinity. If any of these black faɡɡots try robbing me, I’m going to rob them.
Thriving in Bad Places
"...If any of these black faɡɡots try robbing me, I’m going to rob them..."
Much amusement!
That 60lb dog is more of a man than the endless litany of guilt ridden male victims on Colin Flaherty's Youtube channel!
If it is a male dog that is, I think we are allowed to identify canines by gender..for now.
I see you're taking a page from your white crack dealing friend's book.
Well, good luck with the new tactic.
A 60 lb dog is no joke if it's in the right mindset. I got to play with trained dogs with a bite sleeve once or twice. Even through an armored sleeve, that shit hurts. A little German shepherd bitch, about 50 pounds, whom I'd been petting and playing with before they gave me the sleeve and gave her the word, dragged me down to the ground in about 15 seconds, wagging her tail the whole time.
I also know of a war dog that took down an insurgent, who tried to shake the dog off, which peeled the skin from his upper forearm all the way off; it was hanging like an inverted glove from his fingers.
Maybe that Dobie was just a bitch.