Okay, viewing road rage videos on You Tube is pretty lowbrow, about what one would expect of this writer. So I am thrilled to have found audio from a man who screamed just like Biff the Frito Driver did when I was working with him back in the 1990s. Listen to the man scream from behind the wheel of the truck in the opening scene to this video. This is UNCOUNTAINED RAGE. Such verbal venting soon leaves the raging person all but helpless physically, so let them go at it. It’s a primate safety valve. If the guy is this mad and he’s quiet as a dormouse—beware.

The secret to survival is knowing when the quiet man has bottled a quart of bubbling rage in a mere pint bottle.