Bambi is not her real name, it’s her stripper name, okay. And she doesn’t dance anymore, so the Dindustani Sheriff’s Office will be looking for a while for the renegade, paleface babe. Bambi drives a jeep, a jeep she takes off-road driving often. Back in July [I promised not to reveal her crime until she was sure the police did not have her tag number], on a trip through Inner Dindustan, at the corner of Cold Spring and Harford Road, Bambi pulled up behind a Dindu breeder of the muscular variety, who refused to pull up to the intersection to permit Bambi to make a turn, so Bambi eased on by her, scraping paint off of that “little rice-burner” with her steel American vehicle.

The Dindu bitch then shouted—probably damaging the hearing of whoever she had been talking to on the smart phone—and motioned for Bambi to pull over. Seeing no palefaces about and being a mere yards away from the scene of a fatal Dindu shooting that had taken the life of an aspiring rapper a week earlier, Bambi made the responsible decision and floored it!

Frantically gesturing, screaming threats and waving her smart phone like a weapon, the Dindu bitch gave chase. What ensued was a 10-15-minutes high-speed chase through Inner Dindustan. Bambi “eventually lost the bitch by pulling into an apartment complex and parking behind the dumpster.”

Our masters have weaponized 10% of the population to attack us and offer nothing but punishment for a successful defense. In such a climate, abiding by the letter of the law can be fatal.