I watched this video yesterday on Mescaline Franklin’s recommendation for comedic relief and almost found Jesus. If it wasn’t for the fact that I have been charged with assuring that the most beautiful women in Baltimore [this is not a large scale endeavor] are being defiled by the hand of Odin, in his ingenious disguise as this teetering bonerack, I would be a Christian right now. But I am under contract and the Old Boy’s ravens are everywhere!

Jeremy, there was a near miss for your team right there, almost got me onboard.

Sean, I realize that your denomination sees it differently and would take news of my conversion as a true sign of the pending Apocalypse, so, whew!

Mom, I still think the Stations of the Cross are profoundly illustrative of the human condition, but you’re the only mother I need and besides, Odin has winged babes in breast armor to pluck me from beneath that pile of Dindu dead…

I any case, my Christian friends, below is the dude that almost brought me into the fold.