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‘Nothing More Beasty’
The Life Cycle of the Hoodrat is Illustrated by Tommy Sotomayor
© 2016 James LaFond
OCT/15/16
Turn the sound down. These creatures are exceedingly loud. This entire two-legged menagerie represents almost every stage of the Hoodrat ho life cycle:
Fetus
Ambulatory infant
Child
Teen
Combat Incubator, Enterprise Class Carrier
Silverback, Nimitz Class Carrier
Aged silverback, Escort Class Carrier [obsolete]
Against the day when this video is censored, in order to reestablish the sainthood and martyred perfection of the empathetic Dindu matriarchy, I describe the action below.
A hoodrat combat incubator, fit and pregnant, argues with an already bred silverback.
2:44 The combat incubator launches herself and her fetus at the monstrous rival in a slapping couch grapple.
2:58: the silverback is dishing out ham-fisted ground and pound as an older silverback hoots in the background and a young cow giggles and videos the action. Children are about.
3:01: the aged silverback puts the young silverback in a hammer-lock, in order to save the combat incubator.
3:04: the combat incubator attacks again and once again gives up the mount, resulting in a three-way couch brawl with a running dialogue, which, I think mentions, “beating me in the baby.”
3:08: the action back on the floor and standing, the silverback side-kicks the combat incubator in the fetus, earning a 2-point conversion for the “Big Hos” team.
3:09-10: A diapered toddler, who had been caught in the simian stampede, and which was apparently a member of the silverback’s brood, is palm-thrusted in the chest or face by the combat incubator, knocking it unconscious, and then kicked, causing the toddler to spin like a top, to a frighteningly dead stop. The giantess does not aid her felled child, but intensifies the combat.
3:11-45: the combat concludes as the child recovers faster then Iron Mike against Buster Douglas and tries to break up the fight, which now pits the aged silverback and the combat incubator against the enraged giantess. The combat incubator weaponizes her designer footwear as the matriarch now suffers from the wrath of the mighty-thighed mother. The teen girl filming the dustup is laughing hysterically as the aged silverback is driven up into her lair by the “bigun.”
Victory for the Big Hos.
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Sam J.     Oct 16, 2016

I've got it. I had a mad inspiration from Tommy. His notification that 80% of Black Women are fat gave me the idea of how they can become useful. A great asset to our communities. We can use them as Bollards. No one in their right mind would try to get past them. Terrorism would be a thing of the past.
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