Teaching White kids to fight is a taboo things these days, isn’t it? An actual school on hockey fighting? Wow! It’s almost like finding out there really is a League of Assassins. Enjoy!
-Jeremy Bentham or radio Free Dindustan with another ball check
School Of Fight: Learning To Brawl With The Hockey Goons Of Tomorrow
Most coaches stop short of fighting lessons because they don't know how or can't bring themselves to do it. Instead, fight lessons are whispered from a deviant uncle, a friend's dad, a neighbor. It's a sort of Talmudic tradition, passed down orally through generations of goons.
