Even during this week, James has commented on the likely pairing of a very fat mud shark with a Dindu and why such a pairing might be prevalent.

You can imagine my shock when three young mudshark couples showed up for rentals where they were not even normal weight, but conforming to the 14-year-old body type ideal for our gay fashion industry. Who knew? There was a common thread, in that the dindus seemed to be kept men, because only the female summoned up the necessary plastic rectangle to complete the transaction.

And today, yet another of these young, slim couples showed up, same exact thing. Their dindu mates were also slender, so no fat boys tipping the bed over for these girls. The boys were better spoken than their usual chums, another notable thing. And if there was a child between them, he carried it. I think we need the services of anthropologist, Regal M-116-S here, because my daughters chose their mates from within the European tribes (thank you, Odin, I owe you big time), and the only appeal I can imagine for a paleface girl to seek membership in a dark tribe would be hmmm, ummm, yeah...

Or maybe these are second generation mudshark boys who want a woman like their mother. In any event, I would hope that these are on a higher level than the pairings James wrote about, say that the young men have watched the Tommy Sotomayor channel and have taken his injunctions seriously to avoid the heavy-handed (and footed) BT-1000s. If that's the case, good for them. I can't blame them for avoiding the punches.