“Hipsters are just another form of shark bait to me. Watch this:”
-Marko
You Know, Marko, I try not to Channel the Khan on the weekends—he is so demanding. But, but, the scent of estrogen beard draws him out…
The artist shall finally achieve art as his slack-jawed head graces the top of a pole outside of my yurt. The big-eyed wench with the ergonomic lips certainly has her uses, but seems frail and prone to sullen melancholy, so the other aborted man will carry her on his back. He should make a fine eunuch, as there appears to be no need for castration.
The narrator, I think might make a good court moralist. I like to hear the quibbling of soft-hearted men as might is applied. To have him counsel the defeated chieftains whom I keep chained in my menagerie and thus draw out their womanly side would provide great mirth for my henchmen.
Thank you, Marko!
Glad you enjoyed it. also pleased you were
able to find some use for them...i would simply
hit each with a bat until dead.