I have never considered the toxicity of oxygen outside of rust and cancer and have therefore been ignorant of the dilemma of plants. I found the wheezing professor’s narrative informative and pleasing, according to his subdued cadence. As far as I’m concerned, the pervasive belief in the absolute fabricated lie of global warming and manmade climate change, even as we sit at the close of an interglacial period, thousands of years removed from the Holocene Maximum, is our best evidence for the fact that we live in the bowels of a maximized untruth. The religious fervor of manmade climate change believers is another sign.

Global warming sissies—you better pray that this planet heats up somehow—because we are headed back into an ice age, ironically, at the same time body hair removal became all the rage!

Never fear though, it is you ill-prepared great, great grandchildren that shall suffer.