“Teenagers” = black teenagers. Have no doubt that had this incident been a case of white teenagers assaulting a black man the press would have identified it as such.

What’s the best course of action in such a situation, James? Go indoors and wait for them to leave? I mean if you are bent over your work out in the driveway it is way too easy for the dindus to surround you and get into position while acting all innocent and inquisitive, and then swarm you and overpower you. Sort of like the Michilimackinac Massacre of 1763.

-Jeremy

Jeremy, we have this trouble in Harm City, believe it or not. The Dindus steal a snow shovel and then solicit work and actually shovel snow, sometimes doing a good job and usually accepting the payment offered, though sometimes they haggle for more. Then they take the shovel—after getting bored with the work—and use it to rob someone, then throw it away.

It is my belief that these Dindus had every intention of beefing with the man over payment and then robbing him one way or the other. Refusal of help offered by young black males is often a trigger for claims of racism and racism is justifiable cause for a beating. Just like Nazis in movies can be executed by Brad Pitt because they're racists, civilian American racists deserve to be beaten.

In the situation above the problem is the snow shovel being a poor weapon. That is why I recommend shoveling snow in Dindu-infested areas with a coal shovel, which is a dandy weapon, and should be used to thrust to the face and cleave to the ear. How people deal with this in Baltimore is having snow shoveling parties, with everyone on the block shoveling at the same time and even drinking beer. There is no record of a Dindu youth mob ever attacking 3 or more able-bodied men. Groups of wondering youths in the snow avoid such blocks like they are lava pits, which should tell you something about their intentions.