If you take baby Jesus hostage he has to show you where his pot of gold is hidden.
Maybe it’s just me James, but I’m thinking that if Christians started acting like Muslims this sort of shenanigans would come to a screeching halt.
-Jeremy
Christians cannot get away with aggression. If they try it Janet Reno will be resurrected to lead the FBI against them.
-James
Video: Angry Mall Elf Maces Family
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows when you’ve been good or bad so be good…or he’ll mace your ass!
Probably wasn’t really an elf …not with such a surly and contentious disposition. Probably was a troll, a goblin or an orc in disguise.
Police in Winston-Salem, North Carolina say that a woman took her role as Santa's Helper a little too seriously when she sprayed a family with mace following a fight.
Target of the attack, Elsie Brooks, told authorities that the elf first began berating her mother for not adhering to Santa's apparently very strict line rules.
Despite their attempts to calm the tantrum-throwing toymaker, Brooks says, she continued shouting at them until they decided to report the incident to mall security.
However when they tried to take a picture of the woman in order to properly identify her, they say the elf had an unexpectedly ugly reaction and began spraying them with mace!
More on this incredible story at the Coast to Coast AM website.
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