Let's make it the first five that come to mind, Rob.
1
December 10, 1941, Berlin: Adolph Hitler
"Dude, you know they can build a ship a week, a plane a day and a tank an hour—right?"
2
Circa 1221, Persia, Alamut: The Grandfather of Hashishans
"I love the babes in the garden—and speaking of the garden, you might not want to kill the Mongol Ambassador..."
3
1454, Budapest, Hungary in the alley outside the home of some Wallachan prince in exile: The Three unluckiest burglars in history
"Ah, you might want to murder the guy that gave you this address—that's not a Jewish jeweler in there you know..."
4
Circa 1600, Rapa Nui [Easter Island]: the asshole with the axe
"You do know that's the last tree, right? Just wanted to be sure—excuse me, do you have a method of building boats without wood—It is an island right? Just kidding folks—I'm sure everything will work out fine."
5
Tenochitlán, in Lake Texcoco, The Year One Reed [1519]: Moctezuma II
"He's not the Sunrise Serpent—he's what is called a lawyer—a guild of liars—and when they're done with you and your people, they're going to enslave the entire planet. So do us all a favor and serve him up for dinner, okay."
That's pretty much all that flashes across the frontal lobe, Black Rob.
