There has been a great shitstorm over the appearance of a gay character in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. The director Bill Condon (when I first typed this, I mistakenly put “Condom”), has said, “I’m excited for the moment that he has. I don’t want to give too much away because I think it’s part of a whole celebration of love, but Disney’s been great about it. That’s the thing; the whole ethic of that company is inclusion.” Condon also said, “It’s a kind of lovely little sprinkling.” See: . If only Walt could see it now.

The ever-politically correct Disney movie crew thinks that this is “important.” Russia thinks so too, and in its wisdom is considering banning the movie, as is an Alabama theater: . Good work Vlad the pc impaler.

The movie concept of Beauty and the Beast has always been about race mixing, and the debasement of beauty, and the promotion of the world of the beast. Therefore, I support the bans and hope that the movie crashes and burns. And then, crashes and burns some more. That is just my personal opinion, of course.

I understand that some people will go to such movies and have the irresistible urge to jack off, soiling the theater carpet. That is why 9 out of 10 theaters now use new JAC, sprog cleaner. Removal of dysgenic DNA, guaranteed.