James sings about the merits of using a shield, improvised if necessary, wherever possible, and I concur. In fact, this philosophy seems to be spreading across this once fair land.

For example, in Gifford Florida, Sheriff’s officers raided the home of Andrew Coffee IV and his father, Andrew Coffee III, on March 19, 2017. With names like that you can guess the race. The house was not known for being a “coffee” shop but rather a “known drug house.” A SPLAT raid took place to SWAT the drug pests. However, the younger Coffee grabbed his pregnant girlfriend and used her as a human shield. The girl was shot dead when Coffee engaged in a firefight with police. He was captured and now will become part of America’s ever-happy prison population:

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What is there not to like about this story? Who needs fairy tales today?