“French President Emmanuel Macron offered Americans a "second homeland" in France to help "make our planet great again," a clear jab against President Trump after he announced that his administration will reject the Paris climate agreement.”
If you are an American who hates America here’s your chance to live someplace that is NOT America. President Macron is extending an invitation to YOU. Don’t give us that irrational bullshit excuse that you don’t like or trust the French either. France has wine, cheese, six-week paid vacations, bicycle racing, side-walk cafes, haute couture, hot sassy women and cynical existentialist philosophy. All the "stuff white people like” (SWPL). Everything sounds better in French too. ‘Baton Rouge’ sounds better than ‘red stick’ , ‘Vichyssoise’ sounds better than cold potato soup, and we won’t even talk about what ‘Grand Tetons’ means. On top of all that other good stuff the French invented the blowjob. So what’s not to like about the place? Really? Lafayette, we are here!
On the down side President Macron has made this offer to specific categories of Americans: “He called on certain types, like scientists and "responsible citizens" who were disappointed by Trump's announcement, to come to France.” So I’m guessing that a lot of you impecunious, unskilled, chronic malcontent America haters are SOL. Although if you are “a man between 17.5 and 39.5 years” you can always try joining La Légion étrangère (The Foreign Legion) and qualify for French citizenship after five years of service.
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Really though Macron should extend this invitation to emigrate to France to America’s non-white minorities, since every one knows that they will hardest hit by climate change.
Macron invites Americans to flee to France after Trump chooses to exit Paris agreement
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