Face it, we all like blowjobs. Just lying back, with one’s feet up after a hard day’s night, with a cold beer in one hand, and the other one to pat the top of the slave girl’s pointy head, or to briskly smack her if her pointy little teeth get in the way. And, from the receptacle’s point of view, blow jobs really are a “job” because they are work:
As if we care.
But, what may be good in the short-term for the individual is not necessarily good for society, let alone civilization as a whole. According to the World Health Organization, who know everything, oral sex is causing the spread of an untreatable “super gonorrhoea,” the type Superman gets from cosmic gay bars:
The superbug, which in computer graphic depictions, is depicted graphically, with little spikes all over it, has become immune to drugs. It has spread because dicks have been sucked without condoms being in place. The bacteria has set up shop in the backs of suckers’ throats, and has acquired immunity from being extra-exposed to throat antibiotics. It jumps ship whenever a new sausage is inserted into said oral orifice, and works away with its savage protein spikes on the dick.
That’s all folks; shades of coitus interruptus.
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