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Despacito Deconstructed
By Professor dy/dx
© 2017 By Professor dy/dx
JUL/16/17
The Latin song “Despacito” (“Slowly”) seems to be everywhere, even inside my head as an ear worm. The music video features hot Latin bumping and grinding, lot’s of asses and titties:
What is needed is an exorcism to break its ties and purge its contents from our minds. So, here is a new song: “Desperado” (“Out of Hope”)”
Desperado
Yes, you know that I have seen peeping on you
Every time you go in the gutter to poo
I have got to cream you today
In every hole and every way
Your look told me that I will be your pimp
I’m a goin’ to work that ass all day
And for your heroin, make you pay
You are the rusty tin can
I am the electro-magnetic man
Slowly, I can feel the money comin’ in
Enough to fill up a little rubbish bin
I will lick the gunpowder off your hands
While my gang banger mate does hand stands
And other punks in the video make gun signs acting touch
They all will fuck you until you have had enough
Let me undress you with my flick knife
You can beg for your life
You will scream
When you get our ice-cream…
etc. etc….
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