Good news for a change.

Delaware man lands record-breaking sized catfish

From the “Things Are Tough All Over” department.

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The Manoir Notre-Dame retirement home in Moncton, New Brunswick. (Google Maps)

Toilet paper limited to 'two per week' at New Brunswick retirement home

Vibrant cultural diversity…coming to a neighborhood near you.

Man decapitates wife for not quitting job in Lahore

Bitches be Crazy Update.

“In Nineteenth-Century America the feminist cause led many women across barriers into preserves once limited to males, but the jury box remained secure against female infiltration. Had lady agitators of a later day been wiser, they would never have dreamed of subverting this masculine citadel, for the all-male American jury furnished the true stronghold of women’s liberties, making it possible for the fair sex to enjoy the freedom to remove some inconvenient mortal from this world without having to take the consequences. It helped if the feminine defendants were young and beautiful, but neither youth nor beauty was essential.”

– Murder in Minnesota by Walter N. Trenerry (1985), Chapter 10 - Two Affronted Ladies.

You just have to include the bitches in on everything these days, don’t you?

“Lack of remorse was the biggest thing that played into it for us, that we didn't see that from Sammantha throughout the whole process," juror Anne Schaad told KTVK-TV.”

If Sammantha Allen would have just said she was really, really sorry she probably could have gotten off with community service or time served. The little girl she murdered was obviously a real life ‘Meg’ who everyone in the household picked on after all. Even her own mother. The jury members probably would have kicked the brat around too if they had the chance. But Sammantha failed to evoke any sympathy from the panel so she gets the needle.

“The verdict comes after executions in Arizona were put on hold following the 2014 death of a prisoner who was given 15 doses of a two-drug combination before he died in what his attorney called a botched execution.”

If the condemned prisoner died it wasn’t a botched execution. The sentence was carried out as ordered. No matter how unpleasant it was for the bleeding heart liberals witnessing the procedure the criminal died in less pain than his victim(s) no doubt did.

Arizona woman becomes 55th sent to death row in US

He just couldn’t resist the temptation.

Footage of jogger 'pushing woman in front of London bus' on Putney Bridge released by police

Drug War Update.

No ‘day at the beach’ in Baja California Sur'

Terrifying moment gunmen use MACHINE GUNS to kill three men in the middle of a Mexican beach popular with Brit families

Has the mystery been solved?

The True Identity of Jack the Ripper May Have Just Been Confirmed

Dumbo Who?

Mixed Species Martial Arts Update.

Jumbo got tired of having all those hairless monkeys of color shitting where he eats. He’s mad as hell and not going to take it any more.

“The marauding elephant likely wandered from its herd and became lost, straying into villages where the killings took place. Elephants kill roughly 60 people every year in forested Jharkhand, Singh said, just a fraction of the estimated 1,100 who died nationwide from elephant or tiger attacks in the three years to May.”

“The environment ministry estimates a person dies every day in India in clashes with these endangered, jungle-dwelling animals—the vast majority crushed by elephants. Violent encounters between elephants and humans were an "increasing trend", said Singh, as vast swathes of forest are cleared for human settlements or industry.”

Rogue elephant tramples 15 to death in India, faces culling

An elephant that has killed 15 people in eastern India over a months-long rampage could be shot within days if it is not brought under control, an official said Wednesday.

Wildlife rangers and hunters assembled in Jharkhand after another victim was trampled to death Tuesday evening, the state's chief forest and wildlife conservator L.R. Singh told AFP.

The rogue elephant crushed four victims in Bihar state in March before crossing into neighbouring Jharkhand and killing 11 more.

"Villagers are living in fear, especially the Paharia tribe that lives on the upper hillier regions where the elephant roams. Something must be done," Singh said, referring to one of the poorest indigenous tribal communities in eastern India.

"We have a team of experts and hunters here with us. We are brainstorming a solution... one of them is to shoot the animal. But that's the last resort and we will take a call in a day or two."

The marauding elephant likely wandered from its herd and became lost, straying into villages where the killings took place.

Elephants kill roughly 60 people every year in forested Jharkhand, Singh said, just a fraction of the estimated 1,100 who died nationwide from elephant or tiger attacks in the three years to May.

The environment ministry estimates a person dies every day in India in clashes with these endangered, jungle-dwelling animals—the vast majority crushed by elephants.

Violent encounters between elephants and humans were an "increasing trend", said Singh, as vast swathes of forest are cleared for human settlements or industry.