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Breeder's Digest #17
Chickenshit Apocalypse Trivia
© 2014 James LaFond
JAN/6/14
Percentage of chicken breast meat sold in U.S. supermarkets that is infected with bacteria: 97%
-The Ghetto Grocer
Of a survey of periodicals in a relative’s periodical collection, the dominant advertised product by decade was:
1910s = household goods
1950s = cigarettes
1970s = cars
2010s = smart phones
-Author
Unemployment rate among Europeans 20-24 years of age: 63%
-The Guardian
Some required Zombie Apocalypse supplies, according to James Wesley, Rawles, author of How To Survive the End of The World as we Know It:
Battle rifle ammunition = 2-6,000 rounds
Primary handgun ammunition = 800 to 2,400 rounds
Riot gun = 500 to 1,500 rounds
Rice per an adult per year = 30 pounds dry weight
Three items you probably wouldn’t think of but definitely want on hand:
1. Food grade PVC buckets [The Ghetto Grocer says, “Get them from your neighborhood supermarket for free. Send a cute chick and have her wink at the manager when she asks—a stack of buckets will materialize as if by magic."]
2. Aluminum foil—the duct tape you don’t know about
3. Clorox bleach—and you dope fiends trying to pass your piss test by drinking bleached water thought you were crazy!
4. And, although he did not make this reference, based on his work, I think your chances of survival will go from 1% to 50% if you own your own squad of special operations soldiers, an armored fighting vehicle, and a really big siphon hose—and an out-of-work hooker from East Baltimore to operate that indispensable piece of equipment.
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