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Anal 101
The University of the Butt Hole By Professor X
© 2017 By Professor X
NOV/9/17
Hey, who would not want to go to university, to be educated about the nature of nature and the furniture of the universe…and the postmodern deconstruction of the rectum and anus. Ah, the anus!
“As a part of Harvard University’s sex week, the Ivy League Institution hosted an anal sex workshop entitled, “What What in the Butt: Anal 101.” The workshop taught students “how to put things in their butt,” according to a report from The College Fix.
As with most proceedings at Harvard, the anal sex workshop placed great emphasis on equality. After the presenter noted that “not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas,” she argued that “the butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole.”
She claimed that anal sex is especially stimulating for men because the prostate is next to the rectum. To illustrate anal sex, she used sex toys, which she handed out to the students in attendance. At the end of the workshop, there was reportedly a box of free toys and pamphlets (funded by Planned Parenthood) for the students to take home.”
Yes, there was even homework for guys, to explore their butt hole using the latest scientific instruments! This is utterly fantastic! A real advancement in human knowledge. We are living through a true age of Enlightenment and moral advancement…well… if you are rectal bacteria:
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Ruben Chandler     Nov 9, 2017

What do you think of the anus as a whole? - anonymous
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