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Your Trojan WhorseThe Manual of Female Ownership 
Do you desire a sheath for your sword?
Has the place where you sheathe your sword of love become a rancorous scabbard of animosity?
Do you have too much vagina in your life?
Is the vagina in your life negatively affecting your masculine serenity?
Do you require A Manual of Female Ownership?
If so, no longer must you cling blindly to the assumption that the soil where you sow your manly seed is a minefield of ethics, needs, virtues and negotiations. In Your Trojan Whorse you will learn to put your bitches in pusspective. On God’s gray earth, there are but four types of women: the Whore [including most married women], the Manizer, the Slave Girl, and the Priestess.
So, Bro, buy this book and it’s only a matter of time before the bitch queens that have ruined your life will have their hairstyle altered to accommodate your beer coaster!  eBook? What exactly am I buying?
You're buying a .pdf computer file, a trusted and popular format for digital content. [Adobe] [Wikipedia: Portable Document Format] How do I read/open it?
By 2020 most modern devices have a built-in method for handling these files.
If you require software, there is plenty of free apps/programs to read PDFs with. PC users try
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WHERE'S MY EMAIL !?!?
Most of our emails go through. However, some folks' mail providers will block the content thinking it is spam (some of James' titles are buzz words for internet filters). If after a few minutes you haven't received anything, EMAIL US at <store@123jameslafond.com> and we will resolve delivery. Satisfaction Guaranteed.
When I click on my product link, nothing happens, or a tab opens/disappears. Help!
Occasionally your mail provider will refuse to pop-open email links from 'untrusted' sources. Two workarounds in Windows: [Right-Click] + [Save-Link-As] or you can try [Right-Click] + [Open-In-New-Tab]. If you are using a cellular device, try navigating to your Downloads directory and searching for the file there. If you have no luck, drop us a line at <store@123jameslafond.com> and we can send the book as an attachment in an email. Works every time.
Will book(s) be available for downloading/viewing indefinitely?
No. The store encourages you to download your eBooks once you receive them. This way, any future misfortunes with our website will not impact your purchase.
Yesterday I bought a book. Today it's been upgraded / rolled into an anthology. I feel cheated.
Let us know. We'll make it right. Because of the mass of Jim's writing and our ever-fledgling efforts to publish it, we are now finding it necessary to bundle older and like-themed store titles, to keep room and stay organized. Moving forward, expect more and more bundles. We appreciate your understanding.
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