— Harm City —
AUG/14/15
George — An Example Of Pre-contact Violence
AUG/14/15
Operating A Hoodrat Trading Post — The Pitfalls Of Selling To And Employing The Sainted Oppressed
AUG/13/15
Wolfing And Eye Contact — Specific Advice For Dealing With Oppressed Melanin-Rich Antagonists
AUG/12/15
'Can I Borrow A Quarter?' — White Wednesday At The Fast Food Counter
AUG/12/15
Donell Weston’s Bitchegg Hotel — A Case Study In African American Economics: A Noted Black Scholar's Continued Effort To Educate White People
AUG/11/15
Mrs. & Mister Bitch — Snapshot Of An Emasculated Male
AUG/10/15
Tia And The Ho-train — Your Objectification By And Her Jealousy Of A Prowling Trojan Whorse
AUG/08/15
Swamped In Satan’s Wake — As Baltimore Area Wal-Marts Close At Midnight A Local Grocer Is Overrun By Foodstamp Freaks
AUG/07/15
‘Shut-up!’ — The Ghetto Parenting Methods Which Produce Your Easily Incited And Easily Defeated Urban Foe
AUG/06/15
Your Blazing Chariot — Notes On The Rolling Urban Deathtrap For Surviving The Purges To Come
AUG/06/15
Harm City Homeboycides — Baltimore’s Most Eugenic Month On Record Closes With The Death Of “G-Rock”
AUG/06/15
A MODEST PROPOSAL — The ‘Lassie In Red’ Offers An Addendum To Her Cure For What Ails Baltimore
AUG/05/15
‘Proceed With Caution’ — The Lady In Red’s Solution To Reducing Crime And Poverty In Baltimore City: Part One
AUG/05/15
The Lady In Red — Baltimore’s Unrepentant Conscience Has Escaped And Is Wearing High Heels
AUG/04/15
Increased Junky Violence — In The Aftermath Of The Late April Purge In Baltimore
AUG/04/15
‘Uncle Tom’s Ghost’ — Since The Termination Of Harm City Police Chief Uncle Tom Bighouse Homicides Are At All-time High
AUG/02/15
‘Seven-fifty A Pop’ — Seven Greedy Dwarves Building The America Liberals Want
AUG/01/15
A Question Of Customer Service — When Your Job Sucks #2 : Biff On The Chopping Block!
JUL/31/15
‘Not Raping Mel Gibson’s Wife’ — The Care And Feeding Of The American Negro By Jacque Negro
JUL/31/15
Purge? — A Man Question From Adam
JUL/29/15
Inspector Ratchet #3 — Staring Down A Giant Drug Dealer (and Wishing I Had Discovered James Sooner)
JUL/29/15
Inspector Ratchet #2 — The Urban Environment's 2nd Place Predator
JUL/29/15
‘Don’t Make Me Chase You’ — White Wednesday At Hoodrats R’ Us
JUL/29/15
Four Contemporary Confederates — Prelude To Race War? The Author Profiles Four Real Right Wing Men With Balls
JUL/28/15
Tia And The Ho — Black Men And Old White Dudes Beware, Whigger Wenches Are Your Trojan Whorse
JUL/28/15
The America That Liberals Want — Shorty Short, Her Retarded Methadone Addict Mother, Five Thugs And The County Pork
JUL/27/15
Snubbing Desperate Snatch — On Avoiding The Middle-Aged Vamp
JUL/23/15
A Man Called Porch — A Nighttime Search Across Northeast Baltimore
JUL/23/15
When Whiggers Attack! — Part 1: The Pale Price Decent White People Pay In An Emerging African American Ethical Zone
JUL/20/15
Awake In The City Of Dreams — Correlating The Contents Of My Mind With Some Help From A Tormented Soul
JUL/19/15
‘Gonna Throw This Drink Back’ — A Classic Masculine Moment In Old Black America
JUL/18/15
‘Biscuit Is Eight Years Old’ — Charting The Boned Zone #1: Tracing Hoodlum Sets
JUL/18/15
I Wanna Happy Meal! — When Your Job Sucks #1
JUL/15/15
White Guilt Delusion — White Wednesday Extra: Repentant Harm City Pig Preaches Limp-Wristed Hatred From Joe Rogan’s F-word Pulpit
JUL/15/15
‘Shorty, Short’ — A White Wednesday/Ghetto Grocer Reality Check
JUL/14/15
‘Hate To See A Bus Stop’ — Neighbor Of Baltimore Man Beaten By 50 Black Teens Describes What She Saw! By Tommy Sotomayor
JUL/13/15
What Not To Say In A Black Bar — Stoner Hippie Tony O In The Hood: A Poor Tour Back Story
JUL/13/15
Entitlement Based Aggression — Explaining The Epidemic Of Black On White Urban Violence
JUL/12/15
When Your Job Sucks — Brant, Biff And Beyond
JUL/10/15
The Copper Eaters — IsrŠ°el And S.J. On The Unseen Cost Of Subsidized Housing
JUL/10/15
The Hamden Grill — A Poor Tour Back Story From JimBob BroHeem
JUL/10/15
Murphy's Govans Bar — A Poor Tour Backstory From JimBob BroHeem
JUL/08/15
‘I’ll Lay Low, But Not Submit’ — A White Wednesday Declaration Of Dissident Patience: JimBob’s Gray Independence Day
JUL/07/15
This Is Japan — Joel’s Wing Man Adventure: 5,000 Yen Well Spent
JUL/07/15
Harm City Pigpen — Police Add Insult To Injury After Mugging, By Connor Meek
JUL/06/15
The Poor Tour — WTF? Addendum : Building A Harm City Book With Reader Input
JUL/06/15
Blue Flu Update — Baltimore And Baltimore County Commit To Enclave Policing
JUL/05/15
WTF? — A Former Visitor To Baltimore Suggests A Non-fiction Serial
JUL/03/15
Visibility & Eye Contact — Integrated Awareness To Keep You Out Of The Boned Zone In ‘Dodge’ And ‘Indian Country’
JUL/02/15
Unapologetically White — Rare Literate Caucasian Bull Ape Sighted In Harm City
JUL/01/15
‘Shooting Rosa Parks’ — Richie’s White Wednesday
JUL/01/15
‘Uncle Nasty’ — Ode To A Harm City Legend
JUN/30/15
‘Nigga, Is You Retarded?!’ — White Wednesday SATs In The Hood: Juvenile Hoodrat Has Whitey Hunting License Revoked! [Updated 11/2/16]
JUN/27/15
Tiffany — The Things That Bother Me Most About Living In Baltimore
JUN/26/15
‘How Do You Deal With Aggression?’ — A Man Question From Mira
JUN/26/15
White Ebb Tide — Downsifting Profiles Of Emasculated White Men
JUN/25/15
Who Is Killing Who? — ‘Anti-antiracism Realtalk’: The Real Guerrilla Race War That The Media Covers Up
JUN/25/15
How Police Protect Gangsters — A Man Question From Colignius Ferox
JUN/24/15
‘Have A Better Day’ — A White Wednesday Tale: Daniel And The Hoodrats, With Ivory Surrounded By Ebony Survival Tips
JUN/22/15
To Neglect And Disturb — Notes From The Post-Purge Pork Beat
JUN/20/15
‘How Boxing Preserved My Life’ — Columbine Joe! #8
JUN/20/15
Mammatown — Five Hours In The Crumbling Urban Manginasphere Called Baltimore
JUN/18/15
War Drums In Print — Forty Miles From The Big House Paperback – June 18, 2015 By James LaFond
JUN/18/15
Hoodrat Hopocalypse — How Far Has The World’s Oldest Profession Fallen?
JUN/18/15
12 Hoodrat Handles — The Ghetto Grocer Brings You The Latest In Imaginative Ebonic Names
JUN/17/15
The Hoodrat Hatchery — A White Wednesday Man Question From Gene: On Wal-Mart And Suburban Blight
JUN/16/15
The Women Hunters — Stopping The Predatory Mangina
JUN/16/15
‘Reading Hoodrat Sign’ — Paleface Trace Reading Of Enemy Bucks And Braves In The Urban Environment
JUN/16/15
‘The Troll Cop’ — Kim’s Insane Traffic Stop
JUN/15/15
Jimbob: The Interview — A Monologue On Stoner Culture By The Man Who Inspired Planet Buzzkill’s Hero Stoner Joe
JUN/14/15
Waking Up In Indian Country — Old West Survival Templates That Remain Relevant In The Urban Setting
JUN/12/15
'Asking For It' — Man From Brooklyn Tries To Start A Fight On The Subway But Ends Up Getting Got
JUN/12/15
Steak And Eggs For Breakfast — Helen The Ready: Part Two: Your Trojan Whorse
JUN/10/15
‘Equidistant Drowning Babies’ — A White Wednesday Extra: The Racial Parable Of Rick Flair Whigger LeBron
JUN/10/15
The City-County Twins — Columbine Joe! #7: From White Wednesday’s Endangered White Ape Survival Guide
JUN/08/15
‘Away From The Sun’ — Tactical Urban Tracing For The Endangered White Ape
JUN/08/15
‘I Know A Bitch When I Deal With Him’ — Harm City Bus Altercation: 19 Line, 5:43 P.m., 7/7/15
JUN/07/15
‘The Monkey On My Back’ — Big Chev On Drinking Whiskey Spirits And Snorting Black Fear
JUN/06/15
Want To See Some Real Riots? — A Hoodrat Apocalypse Countdown For The Surefire Urban Unrest Game Changer [With Blackout Update]
JUN/05/15
Looking For Crazy Mark — A Rainy Walk Down A Soot-stained Memory Lane
JUN/05/15
Helen The Ready — Your Trojan Whorse: The Delilah Factor And The Art Of Remaining Free Of Female Chains
JUN/05/15
Mister Al And The Thugess — The Genesis Of The Boned Zone: The Conspiracy Of The Liberal Elite And The Criminal Poor
JUN/05/15
‘The Crazies’ — SSI Parasites On The Prowl
JUN/04/15
Big Chev Versus 'the Tough Guy' — An Epic Stockroom Brawl: A Sketch On Skirting The Boned Zone
JUN/03/15
‘Life Under Tannika Crow?’ — A Pack Of Black Women Terrorize White Residents
JUN/01/15
The Deadliest Month — With 43 Harm Citizens Slain, The Baltimore Sun Reviews Harm City's Lethal History
JUN/01/15
‘Dark Patina’ — Harm City By Night
MAY/30/15
The Blue Flu — Police Response Anecdotes From The Last Week Of May, 2015
MAY/30/15
'Stuck On Stupid' — Raphael Among The Dominicans
MAY/29/15
‘Who Doesn’t Matter’ — Harm City One Month After The Purge
MAY/28/15
The Pain Of Being Lied To — The Price Of A Culture That Denies Excellence: Detailing The Emotional Agony Suffered By The Meritless Man
MAY/27/15
Partay Central — The New Holiday Reality In Harm City
MAY/27/15
Scrimp Boy Sam’s Bouquet — White Hero Wednesday: An Exemplar Of Smart Narrow-Assed White Virtue Enters The African American Ethical Zone At Great Peril
MAY/27/15
Joshua’s Quarters — 'What Is The Most Enraging Thing You Have Seen In Your Life?': A Man Question From Larry
MAY/25/15
'Four Minutes To Eleven' — Harm City Curfew Enforcement, In The Majority White Kane & Eastern Neighborhood, 2005
MAY/25/15
To The Place Of My Inception — Pixellated Chaos & Reality #2
MAY/25/15
Five-Thirds Of A Person — A Man Question From Jr
MAY/24/15
Ark Detroit — Jeremy Bentham’s Biblically Inspired White Working Class Resettlement Plan!
MAY/24/15
‘The Blight’ — A Food Market Customer On Baltimore’s Descent
MAY/23/15
Inspector Ratchet #1 — A Minor Official In An East Coast Town Discusses The Mood In Urban Blight U.S.A.
MAY/21/15
‘Fueling A Phony Sense Of Oppression’ — Feds To Sink 163 Million Dollars Into Inciting More Unrest In Baltimore
MAY/21/15
‘When The Cops Have Kicked Your Door In’ — Billy’s Cop-Thug Odyssey
MAY/20/15
Inchon John — A Profile Of An Urban Blight Casualty
MAY/20/15
Miechlin Mikya’s Free Lunch — White Wednesday Guest Author, T. Spoone Slickens On Stupid White People Syndrome
MAY/19/15
Fourteen Years — The Frog Rain, MTA Mac, Gold Tooth Nice Guy, And Officer Gives A Damn
MAY/19/15
The Sacred Animal — Return Of Gang Rule In Baltimore
MAY/19/15
Looting Harm City — How Many Patrons Of A Mixed Race Baltimore Bar Bought Stolen Goods After The Riots?
MAY/18/15
Yo Lord Bavarian — A Wannabe Thug Tries To Get Whitey Got In The Hood
MAY/18/15
Living Under Tyrone Crow? — Why Beating Whitey Is Legal And Moral: Exposing The Misunderstood Psyche Of An Atheistic Society In Decline
MAY/17/15
‘Mister Umbrella Man’ — A Case Study In Verbal Engagement
MAY/17/15
The Black-on-White Beatdown — Being The Target Of A Local Race Purge
MAY/16/15
The Cure For What Ails Whitey — Literal Face Saving Advice For Sufferers Of Stupid White People Syndrome Stuck In An African American Ethical Zone
MAY/15/15
‘Sir, It Is Rough Out There!’ — Boomy On The Nigerian Cabbie Exodus From Baltimore, Corrupt City Government, And ‘Mister And Mrs. Yuppie’
MAY/14/15
‘This Wretchedness Up In Here’ — One Man’s Monologue On Urban Blight And Mass Transit
MAY/14/15
‘Let Randy Die On The Side Of The Road’ — Dealing With Violent White Trash In A Black Ruled Crime Zone
MAY/14/15
‘Stepping Off The Hate Train’ — Just For A Minute, Before Getting All Righteous Again
MAY/14/15
Baltimore Race Purge Is Ongoing — And Began A Week Earlier Than Reported
MAY/14/15
‘Who Is Boning Who?’ — The Harm City Food Chain
MAY/14/15
Summer Of Hate — The Boned Zone: The Caucasian Guide To Surviving The Black-on-White Urban Race Purge
MAY/13/15
‘The Boned Zone’ — Mescaline Franklin’s Retrospective On The Harm City Purge And Request For A White Man’s Urban Survival Manual
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