~ Harm City to Chicongo ~
DEC/30/19
‘Get ‘Im’ — Ten Seconds In The Life Of A Baltimore County Elementary School Student
DEC/20/19
Unspeakable — A Note On The Most Taboo Word In The Cucklish Language
DEC/19/19
Gravity — The Trajectory Of Blightful Harm
DEC/12/19
‘When A Detective Called’ — Mister Blue Tries To Buy A Gun For Home Protection
DEC/12/19
In The Lap Of The Ebon God — An Hour In An Ebon Overrun Zone
NOV/27/19
‘An Adult’ — A Crime Of Love Or A Stroke In The Conquest Of Timid Space?
NOV/25/19
Hate Hiking — Postmortem Hate Training Log November 21 2019
NOV/21/19
‘They Take What They Want’ — Crackpot Phonebooth: A Distraught Cashier Under The Heel Of Reparations Recovery Agents
NOV/17/19
Killin' It Good — Crackpot Mailbox: Murderbowl News With Marius, Nero The Pict, WellRead Ed And The Crackpot
NOV/15/19
Hoodrat Invasion Test Run — A Call To Expand The Chuck Norris Rule In Postmodern Murica
OCT/26/19
Unknown — Homicides In Baltimore For October 2019
OCT/24/19
The Smile Of Mescaline Franklin — A Tale Of Urban Ape-Wrangling Woe
OCT/24/19
Savage Kangdom — Crackpot Mailbox: Ajay, Jeremy, Riley, Shep, Ruben, The Exile And Big Ron Reporting
OCT/14/19
‘How They Cook The Books’ — COLIN FLAHERTY: MAYOR DE BLASIO OF NYC CAUGHT FUDGING CRIME NUMBERS—ON NPR
SEP/24/19
'Ethnic Cleansing' — Colin Flaherty: White Flight Ethnic Cleansing In Baltimore Families Uprooted Fleeing Black Violence
SEP/09/19
Doggy Style — Crackpot Mailbox: Jesse James Bowie And James Discuss The Law Of The Future
SEP/09/19
Rabid Rabbit Rustlers — Crackpot Mailbox: And Other Crackpot News From Riley And James
SEP/05/19
Laba Dayz — Labor Day In Harm City Keeps The Harm City Hoodrats In The Lead
SEP/05/19
Hotlanta—Z! — Crackpot Mailbox: Mister Bob Unearths Zombie Apocalypse Ground Zero As Ebony Vamp Feeds On Pale Antihero
AUG/30/19
Laying Down The Only Law That Counts — What Your Home Town Or Subdivision Will Be Like Fore Paleface Pedestrians Within The Next 30 Years—Gauranteed!
AUG/25/19
The Tipping Point — Colin Flaherty Does Not Know It, But Just Documented The Fort Sumpter Of The Comming Race War
AUG/19/19
Coffee Cavalier — Crackpot Mailbox: Nero The Pict With The High Tech Dark Age News
AUG/18/19
Hen House Under The Chicken Hawk — A Frontline Tale Of Urban Blight And Pallid Fright
AUG/13/19
'Til Judgement Day And After' — The Charm Of Harm City With InTheseGoings Down
AUG/09/19
'I've Been Marked' — Crackpot Mailbox: Some Tips On Sensing The Bad Entitled Wolf At Your Cozy Door
AUG/07/19
Cherry Hill — Crackpot Mailbox: Uber Joe Reaching Out
AUG/03/19
‘Shieeeid’ — The Ghost Of Clay Davis And Baltimore’s “Swag”
AUG/03/19
13 Signs Of Suburban Blight — Crackpot Mailbox: Jase-Man Wants To Know—Part 2 Of 2: Micro Signs
AUG/03/19
7 Signs Of Social Blight? — Crackpot Mailbox: Jase-Man Wants To Know—Part 1 Of 2: Macro Signs
JUL/25/19
At Flood Tide — Crackpot Mailbox: Brycer Sharper, Lynn Lockhart And James Discuss In House Versus Corporate Visions Of Modernity
JUL/21/19
White Rabbit Warren Invasion — The Trajectory Of Suburban Blight
JUL/20/19
Four Colonized Americans — Specific Impacts Of The ‘Invade The World Invite The World’ Imperial Strategy
JUL/19/19
‘13 Ounces’ — A Sign Of Uncivil War
JUL/18/19
Overton Railroad Report — Myth Of The 20th Century Crew Seeking Primate LaFond For More Experimentation
JUL/13/19
‘Let Me Tell Ya’ — A Phone Call From A Harm City Cop On Assignment
JUL/09/19
Ghost-Foot Woman — A Mid-Morning Stroll In Harm County, Peoples Shithole Republic Of Maryland, 10:22 A.M. 7/9/2019
JUL/02/19
‘Living While Black’ — New Laws Could Outlaw Racially Motivated 911 Calls, By Jaweed Kaleem, Baltimore Sun, 5/28/19
JUN/25/19
Self-Portrait Of A Sick Society — The Text And Subtext Of The Front Page Of The Baltimore Sun, Tuesday, June 16, 2019
JUN/20/19
‘I Dealt Death’ — Confessions Of A Harm County Criminal
JUN/19/19
‘Getting My Grind On’ — Uber Joe On Making A Living In The Age Of Planned Human Obsolescence
JUN/11/19
Song Of The Sewer — The Quickening Of Anarcho-Tyranny In Baltimore City And Baltimore County
MAY/30/19
Murderess Or Muse? — Considering Again The Depths Of The Harm City Shadow
MAY/22/19
‘Slip En Fall’ — A Liability Discussion At A Harm County Convenience Store
MAY/18/19
Did You Know? — What Some Criminals And Christian Patriots, Hold In Common?
MAY/17/19
‘Would You Defend A Boy In Harm City?’ — Crackpot Mailbox: Iggy Epsilon Wants To Know
MAY/15/19
On A Gray Day — Driving With Uber Joe Into The Snark Of Darkness
MAY/09/19
Uncivil War Warning Shot — Combat Training Notes From Later Day Plantation America
MAY/09/19
Harm City Shuffle — Crackpot Mailbox: Bob, Manny, Shep, Riley, Jeremy, Ishmael, Tony & Juan Stabone, Retired Portland Cop, Reporting
APR/12/19
After Da Risin' — Yeti Waters News Of Baltimore And More
MAR/26/19
'As Your Attorney...' — Crackpot Mailbox: A Holistic Barrister Issues A Warning To The Cracked Pottery
MAR/23/19
‘Ar Baaar’ — Pig Tales From A Retired Portland Cop: With Response From The Subject
MAR/12/19
‘Aren’t You Exaggerating’ — ‘About The Difference Between Portland And Baltimore?’ A Portlander Wants To Know
FEB/25/19
‘Growing Up Irish In Boston’ — Harden Recalls His Unpent Youth
FEB/20/19
Homelessness In America — A New USABeat.org Article On Systemic Digestion Of The Masculine Person
FEB/14/19
‘How Could You Write Millions Of Words?’ — ‘You Know, When You Die, People Are Going To Ask That And Accuse Miss Lockhart Of Writing Your Stuff…’
FEB/11/19
Homesteading In The Bed Bug Capital Of The U.S. — LaFond's New USABeat Post
FEB/09/19
Feminist Darwin Award? — And More Good News With Manny Soprano, Shep, Big Ron & Nero The Pict
FEB/09/19
Saturday Night Out — Finally Found A Bar In Portland That I Can Afford To Drink At While I Use Their Wifi: Maildrop Below
FEB/09/19
‘Police Commissioners’ — ‘In Places Like Baltimore Why Do They Always Hire Cops From Out-of-Town?’ Big C Wants To Know
FEB/06/19
Harm City Heads Up — A Missive From My New Editor At USABEAT
FEB/02/19
A Man In Winter — A Mister Mohamed Story From Harm City U.S.A.
FEB/01/19
‘Pat Me Down’ — My Friendliest Encounter With A Cop
JAN/29/19
Murderbowl 2018 Review — Measuring The Lethality Of Urban Heterocongeniality
JAN/18/19
Harm City Head Shots — Manny Soprano Is Working Up The Murderbowl Stats...In The Mean Time
JAN/16/19
'What The Actual Fuck' — Crackpot Mailbox: Scott Wants To Know What Us Up With The Cannibalistic White Bread Of Harm County
JAN/01/19
307: The Juked Murder Count — Crackpot Mailbox: WellRead Ed And James Look At The First And Second Place Middleweight Winners
DEC/30/18
'There's Dead And There's Died' — BPD Is Underreporting Homicides, Says BPD Officer
DEC/27/18
Upscale Yeti Hunt — Fells Point And Mount Vernon, Two Hipster Enclaves Are Targeted By Reparations Recover Agents
DEC/23/18
'Ooooh, Dadi, You're Keeling Me' — Crackpot Mailbox: Juan Stabone And James Discuss Pointed Love And Police Combatives
DEC/23/18
Yo Mamma’s Yule — Crackpot Mailbox: A Phone Transcript
DEC/22/18
The Black Knight — A Harm City Cop Abating Graft Chocolate On Daft Chocolate Crime
DEC/21/18
A Harm City Holiday — A Brief Survey Of Some December Outings In Baltimore City
DEC/20/18
Poaching Ghost Cheer — A Harm City Christmas Story
DEC/16/18
‘The Sissy-Fication Process’ — The Modern Survival Manuel: Surviving The Economic Collapse By Fernando ‘Ferral’ Aquirre
DEC/15/18
Breaking News, Snowking — Another PIG Pen Closes Down!
DEC/14/18
'I'm Giving Fair Warning' — Crackpot Mailbox: Baltimore Gun Buy Back With DeadReckoningMO & James
DEC/09/18
‘You Need To Leave’ — Banjo In Gotham City
DEC/04/18
Urban 'PTSD' — Tales From Harm City High
DEC/04/18
Ebony Privilege Denied — The Nocturnal Baby Scam Claims A Good Sista
NOV/28/18
Shooting Skill In North Dindustan — Crackpot Mailbox: WellRead Ed On Lead Slinging By The Lead Eating
NOV/26/18
Hitting 278 — The Harm City Hoodrats Recover From Food Coma To Drop Three Bodies On Skanksgiving Weekend
NOV/21/18
Darrin’s Day — Battling 4th Generation Shoplifting
NOV/18/18
4Th Scapegoat This Year — Fitzgerald, Fort Worth Chief Of Police, Nominated As Next Harm City Fall Guy
NOV/18/18
‘A Synthetic Town’ — Crackpot Mailbox: Nero The Pict's Painted Heads Up, Social Capital By Zman, November 18, 2018
NOV/01/18
6 Drilled, 4 Chilled — Harm City’s Bloody Halloween
OCT/25/18
Situational Awareness And The Authorities — Crackpot Mailbox: Chris From Logic Corp. Wants To Know About Frail Survival
OCT/25/18
Is The Future Female? — Crackpot Mailbox: Banjo And James Discuss Co-Ed Locker Rooms
OCT/23/18
Yeti Season Early Returns — A Harm City Report
OCT/20/18
‘Junior’ And The Bitch — A Case Study Of Urban IQ And Vaginal Authority In Action
OCT/19/18
Fat Fucks On Deck! — Baltimore Puts 230 Desk Officers On Streets As Murders Mount: Jeremy Bentham & Justin W. R. Justice On Harm City Homicides
OCT/16/18
Routine Clown Activity — NYPD Crowdbat Footage: 'A ‘Proud Boy’ Tactical Tendency?'
OCT/10/18
‘Grim News’ — How News And Government Skulpt, Obscure And Lie About Violent Crime: With 2017 Murderbowl Final Scores
OCT/07/18
Pussy Pass Denied — Professional Sex Object Versus Professional Drug Dealer—Who Wins?
OCT/05/18
As I Walked The Streets Of Harm City... — VIDEO: Recently-Released Murderer Shoots Cop, Gets Obliterated
OCT/05/18
The Hub — A Harm City Witness Protection Story
OCT/05/18
BPD Recruitment — JohnPaul Barber On The Harm City Remote Viewing Beat
OCT/05/18
The Ghetto Gourmet Returns — Eating On $20 A Week In Harm City
OCT/04/18
‘Give It Da Fuck Up!’ — A Horizontal View Of Vertical Aggression
OCT/03/18
‘Can I Use Your Phone, Please?’ — Julie’s Shopping Trip Experience With The Good Samaritan Scam
OCT/01/18
Seven Kills In One Day — The Sun Smiles On The Harm City Hoodrats
SEP/28/18
Concrete Football — A Heart Warming Video From The Upper Left Coast
SEP/27/18
Darn Shity, Harm City — Baltimore Suffered Worst Murder Rate Per Capita Of All U.S. Cities In 2017
SEP/20/18
Bitch-Boy Blade Battle — A Study Of Knife Combat Dynamics
SEP/12/18
Message In A Piss-Filled Bottle — A Harm City Ghetto Grocer Update
SEP/09/18
Hooker Fatigue — Nero The Pict Travelling To The Far East: Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam And Laos
SEP/08/18
Boswald Bollocksworth — Wants To Know... An Anarcho-Tyranny Question
SEP/01/18
This Week In Ghost America — Shep, Nero The Pict And James Discuss The Latest Disfunction Sampler
SEP/01/18
Pale Shopper — Good Ghost Stops POC Looting In Pale America
AUG/16/18
‘Help Me’ — The State Of Loss Prevention In A Baltimore City Supermarket
AUG/15/18
‘Watchyou Gonna Do Muvafuca?!’ — Assaulting Police Officers Is Now Sanctioned By The Baltimore City Police Department
AUG/11/18
Anarcho-Tyranny Watch — August, In The 53rd Year Of The American Tyranny
AUG/06/18
Yeti Chimp Out At A Mid-Atlantic Mall — Harm City Is Coming To Your Suburban Mall
AUG/04/18
Hometown Dindustan News — Harm City Hoodrat Migratory Reparations Recovery Obstructed By Aztec Warrior
JUL/30/18
The Flip Phone — An Encounter In Small Town Dindustan
JUL/27/18
Walking ATM Machines — Banjo And James: Is Harm City Blight Coming To Your Town?
JUL/24/18
It Rainin' Katz En Dawgz — The Harm City Hoodrats Brave Torrential Rains To Lay It Down!
JUL/20/18
‘My Nephew’ — A Retard’s Night In Harm City
JUL/12/18
Looking For Another Life — Memories Of Nero The Pict Just Out Of High School
JUL/12/18
Mister Mohamed’s Bucket — Civic-Minded Homelessness In Action
JUL/09/18
The Unspoken Person — The Day After Taylor Hayes Got Shot
JUL/08/18
Mister Joe’s Yard — Northeast Baltimore, In The Third Year Of The Reign Of Fear
JUL/06/18
Directed Fireworks — Three Harm City Hoodrats Bite The Dust Between 12 And 4 A.M. July 5th
JUL/05/18
Eight Years A Knave — Unlabeled Writing From No Known Address
JUN/27/18
A Man Minute — 60 Seconds Or An Eternity Of Eye Burn With Nero The Pict, Sunday, 6/24/18
JUN/27/18
‘The Hands And The Feet’ — Miss Ezz On Drowning In The LGBT Sea
JUN/24/18
A Tenuous Social Experiment — International News From Radio Free Dindustan
JUN/23/18
Slut Nation — A Single Father Muses Over The Extinction Of Modesty
JUN/23/18
One-Tirdy-Fav — Harm City Hoodrats On The Murderbowl Pace Despite Slump
JUN/15/18
To The Water’s Edge — A Trek Back Into Community: Friday, 6/8/2018, 11:15-2:53
JUN/13/18
‘Part Of The Freddie Grey Loot’ — Bwanna Cop Cries On The Stand
JUN/11/18
‘Money On The Counter’ — With Little Dave On The #36 12:15-45, Friday, 6/8/2018
JUN/10/18
‘I Want A White Person!’ — On The Frontlines At Cheap Guys R’ Us
JUN/07/18
Skankus Maximus — A City Block Breathes A Sigh Of Relief
JUN/07/18
Black Gangs, Rick Ross & MS-13 — Baruch And James Discuss The Slickest Generation
JUN/04/18
Harsh Reality Check — By WellRead Ed
JUN/02/18
Nightcare? — More Egg-Laying Ass-Parents Of The Future
MAY/31/18
‘Oh My God!’ — One Woman’s Encounter With The Police State Goon Squad
MAY/30/18
How Darla Got Jumped — The POC Ho Patrol Is Out Of Control
MAY/27/18
‘Two Dudes, In The Game’ — The Strongest Dude In The Hood: #2 Or 2
MAY/27/18
‘No One Man’ — The Strongest Dude In The Hood #1 Of 2
MAY/25/18
WW Dyke — Living Under Two Savage Rug Munchers
MAY/23/18
Breaking News From The Negropolis — A Radio Free Dindustan Report
MAY/22/18
Broken News — Amish Terrorists Strike: Four Babe Cop Killers On The Run
MAY/21/18
Kangzland — Nikki Wants To Know Why Urban Ebonia Is So Violent
MAY/19/18
Attending Dindu U. — Big Ron Studies For His G.E.D. At A Baltimore Magnet School
MAY/14/18
How Will We Buy Groceries? — Trends In Retail Food And Urban-Suburban Blight
MAY/12/18
7 Sacred Commodities — Of The Reparations Republic Of Greater Dindustan
MAY/11/18
‘Above The Fray’ — A Night With Comedian And Broadcaster Pat Dixon
MAY/09/18
‘That Shit Was Nuts’ — One Man’s Experience Dating A Pedigreed Hoodrat
MAY/07/18
Urban Wasting — Baltimore Has Lost 24 Quality Restaurants In 3 Months
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