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APR/11/22
Pacific Coast League — Yeti Waters And The Crackpot Discuss West Coast Crime: 1/12/22
SEP/26/21
Boots On The Ground — The Crackpot's Federal Police Prophecy Is Come To Pass: 7/24/21
JUL/31/21
This Way Wends — Musings On The Queer Future On My Last Day In Harm City: 7/30/21
JUL/05/21
Back To The Water — Fells Point, A Historic Baltimore Enclave Under Occupation And The Medicalization Of The Nation: Dateline 6/19/21
JAN/16/21
‘Portland Reflections’ — Badsmitten Is Wondering About The Actuality Of The Hipster Shit Show
JAN/03/21
Baltimore—Going Nation Wide — News From Door Dash Dan And Jeremy Bentham
DEC/02/20
Murder Bowl Tryouts In Portland — Stumptown Stranglers Picked Up A Minor League Free Agent From Harm City
NOV/24/20
Batting 300 — The Harm City Home Team Is Killin’ It For The 6th Consecutive Championship Year!
MAR/25/20
Cordova Virus Vaϲϲination In Baltimore? — Crackpot Mailbox: Banjo And Nero The Pict Reporting
DEC/31/19
'Your Negroes' — Crackpot Mailbox: The Editor Takes The Crackpot To Task For Encouraging Hector And Achilles In Their Feud
DEC/28/19
The Crime Of Numbers — Harm City Hoodrats Still Crushing It
DEC/28/19
'Shoot No, Son—Don't Stand There!' — Crackpot Mialbox: JohnPaul Barber Wants To Know, Should A Brutha Stand Against That Wall?
DEC/23/19
Bitch Kill — Harm City Murderbowl Update
DEC/19/19
Gravity — The Trajectory Of Blightful Harm
DEC/12/19
In The Lap Of The Ebon God — An Hour In An Ebon Overrun Zone
DEC/07/19
'Eaten Alive' — Crackpot Mailbox: Riley, Shep And Baruch Reinforce The Crackpot's Aluminum Foil Hat
NOV/27/19
‘An Adult’ — A Crime Of Love Or A Stroke In The Conquest Of Timid Space?
NOV/17/19
Killin' It Good — Crackpot Mailbox: Murderbowl News With Marius, Nero The Pict, WellRead Ed And The Crackpot
OCT/31/19
Dark Kangdom Drawing — Notes From The Crackpot's Return To Harm Citay And Invitation To This Year's Murderbowl Drawing
JAN/29/19
Murderbowl 2018 Review — Measuring The Lethality Of Urban Heterocongeniality
JAN/01/19
307: The Juked Murder Count — Crackpot Mailbox: WellRead Ed And James Look At The First And Second Place Middleweight Winners
DEC/30/18
'There's Dead And There's Died' — BPD Is Underreporting Homicides, Says BPD Officer
NOV/26/18
Hitting 278 — The Harm City Hoodrats Recover From Food Coma To Drop Three Bodies On Skanksgiving Weekend
OCT/19/18
Fat Fucks On Deck! — Baltimore Puts 230 Desk Officers On Streets As Murders Mount: Jeremy Bentham & Justin W. R. Justice On Harm City Homicides
OCT/10/18
‘Grim News’ — How News And Government Skulpt, Obscure And Lie About Violent Crime: With 2017 Murderbowl Final Scores
OCT/01/18
Seven Kills In One Day — The Sun Smiles On The Harm City Hoodrats
AUG/04/18
Hometown Dindustan News — Harm City Hoodrat Migratory Reparations Recovery Obstructed By Aztec Warrior
JUL/06/18
Directed Fireworks — Three Harm City Hoodrats Bite The Dust Between 12 And 4 A.M. July 5th
JUN/23/18
One-Tirdy-Fav — Harm City Hoodrats On The Murderbowl Pace Despite Slump
JUN/21/18
Victim Selection Tutorial — The Latest Murderbowl And Bitchez Be Crazy News
JUN/19/18
Invasion U.S.Gay — ARadio Free Dindustan Report With Jeremy Bentham
JUN/17/18
At The Murder Bowl — With Jeremy Bentham And Manny Saprano
JUN/06/18
Hate News — A Radio Free Dindustan Report
MAY/23/18
Breaking News From The Negropolis — A Radio Free Dindustan Report
MAY/14/18
Canine Planet — Dog Attack & Dindu News From Jeremy Bentham
FEB/21/18
Deadliest City In The Nation — Harm City Is The Murderbowl Kang: A Radio Free Dindustan Report
JAN/04/18
A Cap A Day Keeps The... — Four Daylight Killings In Four Days Ring In The New Year
DEC/25/17
‘Harm City Doubles Motor City Kill Rate’ — Murderbowl Report From Jeremy Bentham, Commentary By James LaFond: Baltimore Clinches The Middleweight Title Early
NOV/29/17
338 Harm City Hoodrat Hits, With 8 Day To Go — Harm City Hoodrats A Full Month Ahead Of Last Year's Record Per-Nigga Body Drops
NOV/29/17
Descent Into Chaos — The Death Throws Of Baltimore
NOV/27/17
'Let's Grab A Beer' — The Roaming Viking Confirms My Oppressed Neighbors Suspicions
NOV/22/17
Mister 310 — Gunned Down 3 Blocks From The Courthouse, 5 Blocks From The Central Precinct
NOV/22/17
Only 1 Murder In A Week — Is This What Happens To A Murderbowl Team When They Drop An Umpire? Or Is Something Else At Work In Harm City?
NOV/16/17
309 — Detective Sean Suiter Has Died A Day After His Daylight Execution By Thug
NOV/16/17
Murderbowl Finale: 12/28 Update [343 Slain] — Mystery Meat Mania: Can You Guess How Many Kills The Harm City Hoodrats Will Clock This Year?
NOV/15/17
Lawrence Street Express — 41 Year Old Polish American Is Latest Polar Bear Season Pelt In Gentrified SOBO
NOV/09/17
Dindu Math Test — Harm City Is On The Razor Edge Of Societal Devolution
NOV/08/17
A Bad Big City Always Beats A Bad Small City — Chicago And Baltimore In Murderbowl Playoffs
NOV/06/17
'Stomped, Kicked, Punched' — Violent Teenagers Terrorize Baltimore’s Inner Harbor With Random Attacks
NOV/06/17
'It's Midnight, Yo!' — Blaamm! Harm City Hoodrats Abide The Truce, Down To The Minute!
NOV/06/17
Killing Times Are Upon Us — Tackling Rand, Putting Down The Church Shooter And Pleading For Peace
NOV/05/17
Murderbowl International — Caucasian Murder Rampages Around The World
NOV/05/17
Popping Popo — Harm City Hoodrats Kiling Cops—Can They Be Stopped?
NOV/03/17
Bangin' Niggas In Diapers — Murderbowl News From The Pack
NOV/03/17
Treehunred? Sheee! Try Tree-O-One! — Had To Kill Two Bitchez, But We Hit 301 By 11/02/17
NOV/02/17
Baltimore Murder Crisis — Murderbowl Update 11/2/17
OCT/31/17
Bloody Baltimore — 'It's Like A Goal, Havin' 300 Killin's—Like A Sport!' -Mother Of Murdered Son, 10/31/17 [No Shit Sister]
OCT/26/17
Taking One For The Team — Thanks To The Brother On Benton Heights For Keeping The Harm City Hoodrats On Track
OCT/26/17
Hitting 290 — Can The Harm City Hoodrats Clinch The Murderbowl Without Weekend Hits?
OCT/23/17
Puerto Rico Goes Mad Max — And More ShitHitstheFan News From Radio Free Dindustand
OCT/20/17
37 Dead In 30 Days — The Good News Is A New Race Of People Have Been Identified [But Not Classified] In The Wilds Of Harm City
OCT/19/17
Delaware Dindu Did It — Triple Killing In Harford County
OCT/18/17
The Baltimore-Chicago Wacksis — A Radio Free Dindustan Report
OCT/17/17
Harm City Sweepstakes: Can You Win? — One More Day Left: Guess How Many Cops Were On Duty The Afternoon That Mescaline Franklin Came Into Town?
OCT/15/17
Polar Bear Season Is Open! — Da Boyz Crunch Five Crackas In Da Pass Tirty Dayz
OCT/13/17
Cappin' Niggaz Durin' Da Week — Harm City Hoodrats Stop Working Weekends? Whuzz Up Whit Dat?
OCT/04/17
Killing Surge In Harm City — More Daylight Killing, Older Victims And An Increase In Killings Per Day
OCT/04/17
'Where Is The Wall To Wall Coverage?' — Chicago Has A Cumulative Vegas-Magnitude Mass Killing Every Month!
OCT/02/17
Killing In The Light Of Day — With 35 Homicides In The Last 30 Days, Harm City Is At 270 Kills On The Year
SEP/29/17
The Freddie Gray Effect — Steve Sailer, At Vdare, September 28, 2017, 9:45 Am
SEP/28/17
Chicago Heroin Camp — Explaining The Poor Chicago Chiraq Marksmanship?
SEP/28/17
Detroit Dindus Coming On Strong! — Murderbowl Updates
SEP/27/17
Polar Bear Season Is Open — The Summer Ban On Hunting Whitey Is Over And The Harm City Hoodrats Are Shooting 30-30
SEP/24/17
Hitting 257 — Harm City Hoodrats Score 3 RBIs On The 23rd
SEP/19/17
Its Warming Up In Harm City — And That Hoodrat Bursitis Is Easing Off, Permitting The Lateral Gangster Shot...
SEP/12/17
Whuz Up Wit Da Murdabowl? — Our Kansas City Correspondent Checks In
SEP/04/17
Tragedy Strikes In The Night — Harm City Hoodrats In A 2-Day Slump!
SEP/01/17
'East Is Da Beast' — A Harm City Thug Prophet's Boast Is True
AUG/30/17
Hitting 232 — Cold Snap Slows, But Does Not Stop, The Harm City Hoodrats
AUG/23/17
In Harm City — Heroes Live And Mightily Strive
AUG/19/17
It's Not Polar Bear Season — Still Only 12 Dead Palefaces In Harm City
AUG/18/17
Three For One! — The Harm City Hoodrats Are Batting 221! Murderbowl Update: 8/18/17
AUG/17/17
In Whitebreadistan — Murderbowl Updates From Radio Free Dindustan
AUG/12/17
Old Bitches And Bakers — Whatever It Takes For The Win: Harm City And Shitcago Racking Collateral Damage
AUG/11/17
Grand Slam — With A 26-Year Old Cyclist And A 66-year-old Pedestrain, The Harm City Hoodrats Make A Skidmark Of A Statement
AUG/11/17
Killing Grandpa In His Pajamas — Harm City Hoodlums Killing It In Their Bid For Murderbowl Victory
AUG/10/17
Cheering On The Murderbowl — Harm City Hoodrat Ceasfire Fails, Chicago Chiraq Marksmanship Still Dismal
AUG/08/17
Murderbowl Update 8/8/17 — Radio Free Dindustan Social Justice Report
AUG/07/17
Murderbowl Update 8/7/17 — The Radio Free Dindustan Report
JUL/27/17
Being Number 200 — Harm City Hoodarts Score A YoBI On Greenmount Avenue
JUL/27/17
Head Pigger In Charge — Baltimore Police Commissioner Kevin Davis, A Pig Who Cares About His Masters' Subjects
JUL/25/17
Killin' It! — Nearing 400, Homicides In Chicago Continue To Outpace Last Year
JUL/25/17
Dindu Lifeguard Tryouts — Life In Dindustan Roundup
JUL/13/17
Hunting Bitches — In Harm City Its Bitch Season All Year—But How Does The Harvest Compare To Buck Season?
JUL/05/17
Popping Cop Family — Why The Harm City Hoodrats Score So Highly
JUN/25/17
Harm City, Who? — How Does Baltimore Stack Up For The Murderpentathlon?
JUN/15/17
Harm City On Steroids — Stacking Up Bodies In Baltimore
JUN/13/17
Walking The Talk — Murder Bowl Updates With Jeremy Bentham
JUN/12/17
Like Ice-Cube Said — Chiraq Hoodrats Are Going Baltimore With Headshots, But Can They Close The Peep-per-Peep Lead?
JUN/12/17
Harm City Hoodrats Are Killing It! — Baltimore Clearly In The Lead—Can These Hoods Be Stopped?
MAY/31/17
Milwaukee Comming On Strong! — Jeremy Bentham, Keeping Informed On Urban League Murder Bowl Prospects From The Wilds Of Alaska
MAY/26/17
Crime Surge Report — Toronto, With Jeremy Bentham
MAY/23/17
Freddie Gray Lives On — Baltimoe City Police Department Is Cleaning House
MAY/23/17
The Shitcago Chiraqs Hit 34, Drop 4 — Will Spray And Pray Get It Done? Nearing Half Time At The Murderbowl With Jeremy Bentham
MAY/22/17
No Hate, Just Lead — Tracking The Anarcho-Tyranny Virus With Jeremy Bentham
MAY/16/17
Harm City Hoodrats On Fire! — Jeremy Bentham On The Next Per Capita Champ—Harm City On Track To Win The Murderbowl
MAY/12/17
Shootout At The Hoodrat Corral — Jeremy Bentham On Recent Urban Shooting News
MAY/10/17
Into The Killing Time — Murderbowl Updates From Chicago, Baltimore, And Mexico
MAY/08/17
We Killin' Tree Ta One, Son — Harm City Hoodrats Post Outstanding Kill Rate, Shitcago Chiraqs Still Spraying And Paying—Jeremy Bentham Reporting
MAY/07/17
Grinding Homos — And All The Unsavory News With Jeremy Bentham From The Urban Underbelly Near You, With Muderbowl Upates
MAY/06/17
Murderbowl Update — "Chicago Is A War Zone": Police Suicide Rate Surges To 60% Above The National Average
MAY/02/17
While We Have The Tape Measure Out — 2015 NYC Crime Statistics
MAY/02/17
The Two-Percenters — Jeremy Bentham's Murderbowl Update
MAY/01/17
Heating Up Murderland — A Murderbowl Update From Harm City With Jeremy And James
APR/25/17
Chiraq Hoodrats Keeping Shitcago On The Map — Jeremy Bentham Reports On Spray And Pray National Capital, Chicago, Nearing 1,000 Gunshot Victims This Year!
APR/17/17
Popping 29 Peeps In 18 Hours! — The Shitcago Hoodrats Are Keeping It Real: With A Map Of Chicago Shootings, Courtesy Of Jeremy Bentham
APR/14/17
Notable Hoodrat Street Heroes — You Must See This Kid's Mug Shot
APR/14/17
Ringside At The Hipocalypse — An Compendeum Of Anarcho-Tyranny News
APR/10/17
Harm City Hits Back — 70 Degrees And The Bodies Start Stacking Up
APR/10/17
Shitcago Crackdown — ATF, Gangs, Walking The Dindu Dog And Killing The Judge!
APR/10/17
Shitcago Savages Crushing It — Hometown Fans In Danger, Concerned Parents Suggest Helmet & Catcher's Vest Day
APR/03/17
Mob Rule — Was Baltimore A Mafia Town?
APR/03/17
Mad City — General Information On Some Midwestern Hoodrat Plantations
APR/01/17
Are The L.A. Dindus Back In The Hunt? — Police Arrests Are Plummeting Across California, Fueling Alarm And Questions
APR/01/17
Murder Bowl Heavyweight Champs Have 7-Hit Day — Seven Murders In 12-Hour Span In South Shore Not Random Acts Of Violence Says Chicago PD Superintendent
APR/01/17
Harm City Hoodrats Driving Hard! — Murder Bowl Score Is Up 46% Over Last Year!
FEB/14/17
Black Lives Shattered — America's Murder Rate Is Rising At Its Fastest Pace Since The Early 1970s
FEB/12/17
Harm City Blood Drive — Over A Murder A Day In Baltimore For 2017
JAN/29/17
Take That Shitcago! — Harm City Hood Rats Bring Their A-Game For The First Month Of Murderball
JAN/20/17
A Hundred White Women A Day — 37,460 To 10 Black-on-White Rapes And Other Hard Facts On American Violence With Jeremy Bentham
JAN/10/17
The Urban League Murderbowl — A Call For A Meaningful Contest In Determining Americas Deadliest City
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