~ The Urban League Murderbowl ~
JAN/10/17 The Urban League Murderbowl
A Call For A Meaningful Contest In Determining Americas Deadliest City
JAN/20/17 A Hundred White Women A Day
37,460 To 10 Black-on-White Rapes And Other Hard Facts On American Violence With Jeremy Bentham
JAN/29/17 Take That Shitcago!
Harm City Hood Rats Bring Their A-Game For The First Month Of Murderball
FEB/14/17 Black Lives Shattered
America's Murder Rate Is Rising At Its Fastest Pace Since The Early 1970s
APR/01/17 Murder Bowl Heavyweight Champs Have 7-Hit Day
Seven Murders In 12-Hour Span In South Shore Not Random Acts Of Violence Says Chicago PD Superintendent
APR/01/17 Are The L.A. Dindus Back In The Hunt?
Police Arrests Are Plummeting Across California, Fueling Alarm And Questions
APR/10/17 Shitcago Savages Crushing It
Hometown Fans In Danger, Concerned Parents Suggest Helmet & Catcher's Vest Day
APR/17/17 Popping 29 Peeps In 18 Hours!
The Shitcago Hoodrats Are Keeping It Real: With A Map Of Chicago Shootings, Courtesy Of Jeremy Bentham
APR/25/17 Chiraq Hoodrats Keeping Shitcago On The Map
Jeremy Bentham Reports On Spray And Pray National Capital, Chicago, Nearing 1,000 Gunshot Victims This Year!
MAY/06/17 Murderbowl Update
"Chicago Is A War Zone": Police Suicide Rate Surges To 60% Above The National Average
MAY/07/17 Grinding Homos
And All The Unsavory News With Jeremy Bentham From The Urban Underbelly Near You, With Muderbowl Upates
MAY/08/17 We Killin' Tree Ta One, Son
Harm City Hoodrats Post Outstanding Kill Rate, Shitcago Chiraqs Still Spraying And Paying—Jeremy Bentham Reporting
MAY/16/17 Harm City Hoodrats On Fire!
Jeremy Bentham On The Next Per Capita Champ—Harm City On Track To Win The Murderbowl
MAY/23/17 The Shitcago Chiraqs Hit 34, Drop 4
Will Spray And Pray Get It Done? Nearing Half Time At The Murderbowl With Jeremy Bentham
MAY/31/17 Milwaukee Comming On Strong!
Jeremy Bentham, Keeping Informed On Urban League Murder Bowl Prospects From The Wilds Of Alaska
JUN/12/17 Harm City Hoodrats Are Killing It!
Baltimore Clearly In The Lead—Can These Hoods Be Stopped?
JUN/12/17 Like Ice-Cube Said
Chiraq Hoodrats Are Going Baltimore With Headshots, But Can They Close The Peep-per-Peep Lead?
JUL/13/17 Hunting Bitches
In Harm City Its Bitch Season All Year—But How Does The Harvest Compare To Buck Season?
JUL/27/17 Head Pigger In Charge
Baltimore Police Commissioner Kevin Davis, A Pig Who Cares About His Masters' Subjects
AUG/10/17 Cheering On The Murderbowl
Harm City Hoodrat Ceasfire Fails, Chicago Chiraq Marksmanship Still Dismal
AUG/11/17 Killing Grandpa In His Pajamas
Harm City Hoodlums Killing It In Their Bid For Murderbowl Victory
AUG/11/17 Grand Slam
With A 26-Year Old Cyclist And A 66-year-old Pedestrain, The Harm City Hoodrats Make A Skidmark Of A Statement
AUG/12/17 Old Bitches And Bakers
Whatever It Takes For The Win: Harm City And Shitcago Racking Collateral Damage
SEP/19/17 Its Warming Up In Harm City
And That Hoodrat Bursitis Is Easing Off, Permitting The Lateral Gangster Shot...
SEP/27/17 Polar Bear Season Is Open
The Summer Ban On Hunting Whitey Is Over And The Harm City Hoodrats Are Shooting 30-30
OCT/02/17 Killing In The Light Of Day
With 35 Homicides In The Last 30 Days, Harm City Is At 270 Kills On The Year
OCT/04/17 'Where Is The Wall To Wall Coverage?'
Chicago Has A Cumulative Vegas-Magnitude Mass Killing Every Month!
OCT/04/17 Killing Surge In Harm City
More Daylight Killing, Older Victims And An Increase In Killings Per Day
OCT/17/17 Harm City Sweepstakes: Can You Win?
One More Day Left: Guess How Many Cops Were On Duty The Afternoon That Mescaline Franklin Came Into Town?
OCT/20/17 37 Dead In 30 Days
The Good News Is A New Race Of People Have Been Identified [But Not Classified] In The Wilds Of Harm City
OCT/26/17 Taking One For The Team
Thanks To The Brother On Benton Heights For Keeping The Harm City Hoodrats On Track
OCT/31/17 Bloody Baltimore
'It's Like A Goal, Havin' 300 Killin's—Like A Sport!' -Mother Of Murdered Son, 10/31/17 [No Shit Sister]
NOV/06/17 Killing Times Are Upon Us
Tackling Rand, Putting Down The Church Shooter And Pleading For Peace
NOV/06/17 'Stomped, Kicked, Punched'
Violent Teenagers Terrorize Baltimore’s Inner Harbor With Random Attacks
NOV/15/17 Lawrence Street Express
41 Year Old Polish American Is Latest Polar Bear Season Pelt In Gentrified SOBO
NOV/16/17 Murderbowl Finale: 12/28 Update [343 Slain]
Mystery Meat Mania: Can You Guess How Many Kills The Harm City Hoodrats Will Clock This Year?
NOV/22/17 Only 1 Murder In A Week
Is This What Happens To A Murderbowl Team When They Drop An Umpire? Or Is Something Else At Work In Harm City?
NOV/29/17 338 Harm City Hoodrat Hits, With 8 Day To Go
Harm City Hoodrats A Full Month Ahead Of Last Year's Record Per-Nigga Body Drops
DEC/25/17 ‘Harm City Doubles Motor City Kill Rate’
Murderbowl Report From Jeremy Bentham, Commentary By James LaFond: Baltimore Clinches The Middleweight Title Early
FEB/21/18 Deadliest City In The Nation
Harm City Is The Murderbowl Kang: A Radio Free Dindustan Report
AUG/04/18 Hometown Dindustan News
Harm City Hoodrat Migratory Reparations Recovery Obstructed By Aztec Warrior
OCT/10/18 ‘Grim News’
How News And Government Skulpt, Obscure And Lie About Violent Crime: With 2017 Murderbowl Final Scores
OCT/19/18 Fat Fucks On Deck!
Baltimore Puts 230 Desk Officers On Streets As Murders Mount: Jeremy Bentham & Justin W. R. Justice On Harm City Homicides
NOV/26/18 Hitting 278
The Harm City Hoodrats Recover From Food Coma To Drop Three Bodies On Skanksgiving Weekend
JAN/01/19 307: The Juked Murder Count
Crackpot Mailbox: WellRead Ed And James Look At The First And Second Place Middleweight Winners
OCT/31/19 Dark Kangdom Drawing
Notes From The Crackpot's Return To Harm Citay And Invitation To This Year's Murderbowl Drawing
NOV/17/19 Killin' It Good
Crackpot Mailbox: Murderbowl News With Marius, Nero The Pict, WellRead Ed And The Crackpot
DEC/07/19 'Eaten Alive'
Crackpot Mailbox: Riley, Shep And Baruch Reinforce The Crackpot's Aluminum Foil Hat
DEC/28/19 'Shoot No, Son—Don't Stand There!'
Crackpot Mialbox: JohnPaul Barber Wants To Know, Should A Brutha Stand Against That Wall? |
Beasts Of Aryas
An Inquiry Into Аrуаn Culture, Domestication And The Monstrous
A historical focus on Аrуаn relationships with domesticated animals and monsters, the Bronze Age Collapse and Thucydides, with a mythic focus on Genesis and Beowulf. 2021, 346 pages. |