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posted: April 16, 2025   reads: 46   © 2025 James LaFond
‘For Forty Nights and Days’
Hesiod’s Works and Days: Lines 202-396
Having described the doom cloud mankind lives under as he prays for the storm shield to tun its face away, Hesiod continues to sing to his brother, Perses. He is in the town of Ascra, which will be wiped out by the Thespians at a later time, as Hesiod will prophecy, that a town ruled by crooked judgment will suffer the wrath of Zeus, by the news from his daughter, Justice. This does indicate an allegory that right flows down the social latter from might.
“Now I tell a fable for the barons, who will well understand it. So the hawk addressed the dappled nightingale as he carried her high in the clouds, grasping her in his claws; impaled on the curved talons, she was weeping piteously, but he addressed her sternly as master:
“Why ever do you scream? You are in the grasp of a greater power, and you will go where I will, singer that you are. I will eat you for dinner if I like, or let you go. He is a fool that contests a power greater than his own: he both looses the struggle and suffers injury on top of insult.
“So spoke the swift-flying hawk, the long-winged bird.”
“But you, Perses, must seek Right and not promote violence. For violence is bad for a low man; not even the higher man can carry it easily, but he sinks under it as he runs into Blights.”
Hesiod does not just place his brother in a morally compromised position requiring reform, but places himself in the talons of the hawk, he being the “singer” in the avaricious clutches of the barons. His fable predicts his fate, murdered by young noblemen, as well as the fate of Ascra, wiped out by the heroic Thespians, these men perhaps citing Hesiod’s prophecy and fate as justification.
Hesiod reminds the listener that the spirits of the Golden Race watch over man from the earthly mists and report to Zeus, who will judge transgressors harshly.
“Beware of this, barons, and keep your pronouncements straight, you bribe-swallowers, and keep your judgments.”
Whistle blowing has never been safe bet, let alone a viable Iron Age strategy.
A standard axiom is presented:
“A man makes ill for himself who makes ill for another, and the ill design is most ill for the designer.”
Hesiod has presented an indictment and judgment, clothed in holy piety, of the local barons, who themselves might have included priests, and certainly numbered armed horsemen with armed bullies. He further, obviously due to this work’s preservation, sang this song far and wide, to neighboring sanctuary keepers at the Helicon Museum and perhaps in the market place, where he accuses Perses of spending too much of his time. Such a place would be frequented by people from neighboring towns, perhaps Thespia?
Hesiod had come to the attention of the Delphic Oracle, nearby navel of their metaphysical world. Twice he had been subject of a conspiracy, and once again, he would be killed by a third conspiracy, perhaps because he could not stop from “naming the wrong-doer,” who, like the hawk over the songbird, held all of the power between them. It is little wonder that Ovid, in exile from Rome, writing of fishing, and etching into his Metamorpheses numerous fables which seemed to beg for a savior of men on earth, adopted Hesiod’s metaphysical outlook despite their class division.
Despite his own example that hard work makes a man a target for the liar and the baron, Hesiod continues giving advice to his traitor brother:
“Inferiority can be got in droves, easily: the road is smooth and she lives near. But in front of Superiority, the immortal gods set sweat; it is a long and steep path to her, and rough at first.”
Perses, if lazy before, will now be steadfast in sloth, closing his mind before his brother sings of how, once achieved, Superiority supplies ease. In case Perses has been convinced, the following should wake him up to the fact that if he takes his brother’s advice, he will become like his brother, the target of liars and bandits:
“Work is not shameful, not working is shameful; and if you work it will come to pass that a workshy man will envy you.”
A common axiom is related, which does somewhat contradict Hesiod’s advice and would find favor with Achilles, who would certainly appropriate Hesiod’s surplus to feed his Myrmidons:
“Inhibition is no good provider for a needy man,
Inhibition, which does men much harm and much good.
Inhibition attaches to poverty, boldness to wealth.”
Advice on neighborly behavior is extensive and leads to another proverb:
“Be a friend to a friend,
keep company with he who seeks it.
Give to he who gives, and not to he who gives not:
to a giver one gives, to an ungiver none gives.”
Give is good, Snatch bad, a bringer of death.”
Giving is regarded as a masculine act, and taking a feminine act. Snatch is a minor Goddess, a child of Night that is the act of impulsive greed.
Hesiod brings out a passage pointed at whatever woman is gobbling his brother’s ill-gotten gains, by a method calculated to appeal to the wastrel man and bring him into hardy misogyny:
“At the uncorking of a jug, and at the dregs, take your fill, in the middle be sparing: parsimony at the bottom is mean.”
The other case in which men are “mean” is when they change friends often.
“Let the agreed wage for a man of good will be assured; and even with your brother, smile and bring a witness.”
Here, at the very dawn of Classical Civilization, in small town rural Hellas, honor is utterly gone from public life.
“Trust and mistrust alike have ruined men. Do not succumb to the charms of some shapely woman—it is your barn she is after; he who trusts a woman trusts cheaters.”
Hesiod suggests a single son for building family wealth and that having many sons may bring the blessings of Zeus, for “more, hands, more work, and greater surplus.”
This section transitions to homestead management with another proverb, as Works and Days transitions from a homily on right and wrong to something like a farmer’s almanac:
“When the Pleiades born of Atlas rise before the sun,
begin the reaping; the plowing when they set.”
“For forty nights and days they are hidden…”
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posted: April 16, 2025   reads: 50   © 2024 James LaFond
The future's so dark, you won't need sunglasses
Cocktail Napkin 2
I'm certain you've had that moment at work when you've said "This is a complete waste of my time." You've said it 10,000 times. I bet you've pondered the 10,000-mile pilgrimage tomatoes make from nursery soils to destination markets. Think of all the fossil gases persons-we-care-about must inhale! Damn you Big Oil!—you say with intended humor. But you're on to something, big.
The inefficiency of every last thing around us utters a simple truth we can all appreciate: that keeping busy is the primary purpose of our toil, not the other stuff. How or where it all went wrong I am not researched enough to answer, but it looks like we got conquered sometime in the past and turned into segregated Worker-Consumers. I formally grant you, wise reader, the right to decorate your cell with as many inspirational posters and wall-doodles as you'd like. Your sentence has begun.
We're farther in the Future than you think.
A horse with a gasmask, first world war, was apocalyptic looking. But a Prius that's been rapid-oxidized and melted into the ground next to an intact tree, that's next level.
Genetic code written on a computer and transcribed by your own mitochondria, that triggers regular creation of a toxic protein in vivo, that's pretty darn novel huh? Or a living virus that does the same?
Rockets landing in reverse? Low-altitude satellite meshwork being put in place above our heads... almost done!
Phones that listen to your ovulation cycle, decipher your words, even by 'accident'—Go away, Siri!
Governments that cycle their predator and prey populations in-and-out with ease and without detection.
Fun Factoid 1: Someone has already sat down and programmed the value of human lives in terms of floating integers, needed for the math done by AI drones in targeting and killing people.
Did You KnOw? Robots will soon metabolize flesh... Tee-hee!
Convinced yet? What do you think comes next? Have our works of art given us any advance preview ...
We are in the future, but it doesn't feel like it. When you open up a window and feel the thousand-year-old air and thousand-year-old sun, it pulls you back to a simpler time. It's an unfortunate trick that lends to the veil.
"History is written by the Victors."
"Everything comes out in the wash."
These two things I was told in Government class. They are incompatible. Catholic school ain't it.
The first statement is true. The second is what slaves say while being tricked into sucking the ass that feeds them.
If you're here, and this mandatory civilian work arrangement persists, then it was probably intended by the most powerful of historical forces, the architects of our archetype, the Victors. This is important. We are here because we are willed to be here, for those with the power and the pen can have it any way they like, and this world is that way.
Doesn't matter the strings of power, not here. We come after the great prophets and their trials of faith, after the dark ages and ensuing rebirths. We come after the great thinkers, who turned the world upside down, and paid with their lives. We come after the rebels, who shouted their shrill cry for freedom, fought hard and fell fast. We come after the great battles, the great ideas, the fantastical show-offs that puttered into obscurity. Truly, hasn't it all been done and written? How many more tragic heroes do you need [to sit down]?
The world we inherited is the one forged after a million reckonings. Whatever it is, whatever its true purpose, its structure has been perfected to stand the test of time, the tests of Men. It survives, and the people it has consumed are forgotten. The drive of their souls become tiring fables. Their purpose washed-out.
We are left with little to do, little to complain about. We are left with things, and work.
A Pot Made for Melting
I look at my very working-class neighborhood and I see many taking leave of the moral life, patronizing instead the arts of death. I turn on the hypnoscreen and I am told of celebrity sex crimes, suicides, and broken families, where we would never suspect. If both the top and the bottom of the social pyramid are corrupt, then how can we be so sure its middle parts are safe haven?
Can one do a proper accounting of the lethality of our culture en masse? Is there a most-categories death statistic published that lets you risk-assess the tolls of civic participation—stress, toxin, spiritloss? How many people make it comfortably to old age outside captivity? The Amazonian senior in the loin cloth seems rather content, not broken and afraid.
What if everyone's dying? How many of your apparent community would have to pass away before you said "Hey, wait a second. That's a little more than it should be. I need to pay attention to this." How many? Ever thought of the number, or the percent? If 7% of my people disappeared on Year-1, then another 11% on Year-2, then another 12% on Year-3... How long until you can read between the lines? Maybe you'd never notice, especially if endless calamaties cascaded-in during those years, perhaps with overwhelming casualty, perhaps alternated with mind-boggling Newscrap. Or, maybe you never took stock, because it's unusual to do so.
Fasten Your Tinfoil Hat
There is an extra-terrestrial element I think, to those that call themselves our masters.
Beyond their endless schemes that ring unearthly, observe firstly the influential imbibing the message to metamorphize their appearances to that of Freakazoid. You say, but Webmaster, this is the stuff of humanity, that in turns that may be measured academically, men and women committ to fighting their nature, markedly after centuries of civic captivity. To that I say, observe secondly, how at the end of Earth's many rainbows there is always a Leprechaun hard at horde, a person you never thought would exist, actually holding down the polar extreme inferred, or if you prefer - a terminus - one the casuals can't stomach and refuse to.
Jeff Epsteen & Friends were doing exactly what you know they were doing on that island. The Inquisition really sat people down on spikes. At the end of Orwell's 1984, (Spoiler Alert!) the main characters are executed. In other strange words: you don't need to just play with the answer like it's a gift of contention, or wait for permission to accept it. Have it. Have the answer like cake. It's yours. It's right in front of you. Say it.
Aliens, nigga.
If you understand how information is handled, you have a really special tool.
Remember the movie Men in Black? Society already hosts countless galactic neighbors right beneath our nose, and the state has been dealing with them ever since at least the ol' discus-crashing days.
Remember the movie Planet of the Apes? Slaved, by a smarter race, ages before now.
How about Contact? That one had Jodie Foster. Earth is beamed blueprints to build a spaceship capable of joining a high-roller time-share presentation but we're a few millions years too late. Damn.
How about that one with Charlie Sheen where martians are greenhousing the Earth hotter while creating clones of dead people? (The Arrival)
Oh yeah, remember Invasion of the Body Snatchers? ...There's a creepy scene where a person is getting jabbed and says 'Why are you doing this to me?'
I could go on and on with great scifi flicks that infer cosmic-grade conspiracy. You can probably name a few. What if all of this is the same narrative, and we convert all perspectives thereof to imitations that invalidate it? Humans constantly project the apparatus they feel strapped upon them, the one covered in slime, oozed by sons of bitches from a fouler planet than mine.
In global faiths is manifested a very old and respected intuition that the social ladder continues up and off this planet and into the Heavens. The Pharaoh was God on Earth, so was Christ, able to enjoy dual-citizenship of the terrestrial and the Extra. Thanks to them we are able to access the Divine, the only sensible place where the social ladder may continue its rungs, bathed in the astronomical powers necessary to facilitate fathers of greater magnitude. It appears to me that only the semantics are fought over here. I suggest that the Earthly majesty of pain and pleasure colors is reflected Above in-scale. Good actors and bad, Drama, leverage of power and exploitation, as an extension of what we experience on soil, natural and logical.
The 'dust-keeping' skills I figure, are at least as brutal as the ones at our scale. I admit I spray indiscriminately at ants with the biggest baddest bottle of bug spray I can find. But ants I'm-a-killin!
Choose your Highers as you will, but no matter where you park your flying car, keep in mind someone made you, someone saved you from the others, and someone gave you a working visa.
     
04.15.25   james lafond — Ingo Swan, search the review I did of his book here.

It is about this subject form 20 years ago and very chilling.
04.16.25   Sam J. — This is tangential but from James earlier writing this might interest him. A archeologist from Georgia writes some interesting stuff. This link is about,

"...History of the State of Georgia (1843) by Dr. William Bacon Stevens was far more accurate ethnologically than modern texts.

Stevens book opens up by stating that early settlers on the South Carolina and Georgia coast encountered light skinned Indians, who spoke a dialect of Gaelic, which Irish immigrants could understand. ..."

apalacheresearch.com/2020/03/09/a-co nstellation-of-peoples-once-lived-on-the-south-atlantic-coast

This one is interesting as it relates to aliens...slightly...and recounts naked dancing coneheads on drugs (how's that for an enticing summary and it's supposed to be true)

"I once shared a tent with a female conehead"

apalacheresearch.com/2020/10/20/i-once-shared-a-tent-with- a-female-conehead
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posted: April 15, 2025   reads: 108   © 2025 Sam J.
‘All-Gift’
Hesiod’s Works and Days: Lines 1-201
“Muses from Pieria give glory through singing, come to me, tell me of Zeus your father in song. Because of him men are known and unknown, according to great Zeus’ will. For easily he makes strong and easily he oppresses the strong, lightly he diminishes the great man, uplifts the obscure one, he makes the crooked straight and withers the proud—Zeus of the towering thunders, [0] whose house is highest. O hear and see and judge righteous Lord; as I seek to sing to Perses of truth.”
Imagine, reader, lazy Perses, coming to beg and threatening to take Hesiod, his brother, to court to take again from him his livelihood so that he can squander it, being confronted by his brother with his lyre, who insists on singing to him for 49 minutes!? It was certainly a show for the neighbors, slaves and women.
Two types of strife are here declared, good strife in terms of competition between men engaged in parallel arts, and bad strife, meaning aggression, war and law suits. The “bribe-eating” judges, named as “fools” in public were certain to side with Perses again after this outrage.
The tale of Prometheus [Forethought] giving back the fire to man that Zeus had once taken from mankind as punishment, is told, and will be retold in Theogony. This, or the common source Hesiod was working from, certainly informed Aeschylus’ Prometheus Bound. This feud between the Almighty Zeus and Prometheus results in Zeus punishing the forward thinking Titan and his backward thinking brother, and the human race they were acting on behalf of.
The story of Pandora, “All-gift” or “All-endowed,” is related as the cause of the successive miserable ages of man. Like the second act of creation in Genesis, Pandora is made of water and clay, like a golem. Once this beautiful woman is created by a joint effort of the gods, even educated in lying by Hermes and seduction by Aphrodite, she bears a jar full of calamity, and also Hope, though Hope is the only force that remains trapped within the jar when she restores the lid.
The calamities of Pandora trigger the fall of the first race or age of man. This seems to be the basis for Ovid’s 4 ages, though Hesiod has 5 ages, the fifth combined with the 4th by Ovid about the time of Christ, some 700 years later.
Golden Race/Age
The mortals who lived even before the rise of Zeus, when Time ruled, were made of gold, need not work, did not suffer disease and when they died it was as if they went to sleep. This seems like a memory of a fallen technological civilization. This is the race wiped out when the brother of Prometheus, known as Afterthought, opened Pandora’s jar. Hesiod assures his brother that the souls of the Golden Ones have remained on earth as “watchers over mortal men,” for Zeus.
Silver Race/Age
This second race, made by the gods, were pampered, stupid and violent and soon killed each other in their agitation. This sounds much like a decline cycle from a high civil state. The silver men were hopelessly criminal. They were also not pious and were done away with by Zeus, either by flood or fire. They were left as a lesser blessed haunting on earth, undertaker spirits.
Bronze Race/Age
Zeus made this race of ash trees [spear wood] and bestowed them with bronze weapons, before the advent of “black iron.” These were brutal warlike men who did not eat bread and eventually fell to each other’s bloody hands. This cycle sounds like the Bronze Age Collapse in half-memory, as meat-eating warriors using brazen weapons and tools, “were laid low by their own hands,” and came to inhabit “chill Hades.”
Heroic Age/Race
The god/man hybrids of the race of demi-gods or heroes were then made by Zeus and other gods and goddesses breeding with humans, who seem to have never been entirely wiped from the earth. These men too, “our predecessors on the boundless earth,” suffered too, “ugly war and fearful fighting destroyed them.” Ovid was certainly right in compressing the heroes into the final age as the fathers of the present. These men who were not killed were granted a place apart in the Atlantic on some blessed isles by Zeus. This final portion indicates a part memory of the upper class migration away from a suffering land into the unknown, with the working classes largely left behind to fend for themselves. It is mentioned here that Time, Khronos, father of Zeus, was released from his prison by his son, to preside over some indistinct, peripheral realm. Zeus had a common cult title of Time-holder.
Iron Race/Age
Hesiod outlines the advent of the Iron Age, which would not change in character for another 2,000 years and the age of gunpowder and industry. “Would that I were not among the fifth men, but dead before or born after! For now it is a race of iron.”
Hesiod gives up the metaphor of the metal races as a half memory of technological incline alongside cultural decline, as he points out that life is now hard for all, that both kinds of strife, work and war, require iron, and as he told Perses earlier, that war is not a pursuit that favors the poor man and is apt to ruin even the rich man.
Hesiod sang of the world he lived in as having been five times the suffering subject of heavenly conspiracies, and that the men of the latter ages were all prone to conspire against one another unto a general decline. This, certainly was the frame of his own life, he and his father impoverished despite hard work informed by wisdom and buttressed by faith, and his wastrel brother a mere pawn of corrupt tax farmers.
“Then away from the wide-pathed earth, veiling their faces with white robes, [1] Decency and Moral Disapproval will go join the immortals, abandoning mankind; those grim woes will remain for mortal men, and their will be no help against evil.”
To close with Perses’s probable response to this sermon, “Brother, you say we are doomed to get screwed by the bosses, and you still want me to work, and hard?”
I am really beginning to like Hesiod, the original Calvinist, ranting at his libertine brother.
Notes
-0. See Exodus for parallel images of The Almighty.
-1. When Christianity became the Roman State Religion under the pagan patron of the church, Constantine, 1,000 years later in A.D. 325, a convert was granted 20 pieces of silver [looted from pagan temples] and issued a white robe. The failure to succor humanity at the core of classical paganism would trigger the Christian reaction, which returned “Decency and Moral Disapproval” to earth in the form of a civic collective. The Church Fathers had certainly studied Hesiod.
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posted: April 14, 2025   reads: 63   © 2024 James LaFond
Yer Gawd Awful Crank
An Antarctic Bight: Chapter 5: Part 3 of 3: Kit
A terrible peel, a sound like a ship’s whistle but such that it shook the sanity of those sensitive of ear, and as well those sensitive of heart, sounded outside the boat as it submerged. The blowing of ballast, the whirring of engines powered by something lighter that steam boiler, something that did not need such an acid reek of fuel as coal, and the pinging of something generated by the boat, did, he thought, save much of the crew from the dreadful call.
Standing next to Bing-Ham on the main deck, such a small thing, a hallway, really, he wondered at this machine, knowing better than to worry the Admiral and First Officer with questions, ‘Is this petroleum based power’ after all the disasters at well sites, suicides of engineers, commitment to asylums of inventors—somehow realized in defeat by kraut science?’
Bing-Ham whispered, low of tone, next to his neck, ‘Loss of The Great War was the best chance science had of developing. State Industry and capitalism are too easily infiltrated by the Phoenixian mind. As, well, the men of Theosophy have been vetted for peace of mind. Stoics are the only thinkers who have a chance before the Phoenix.”
Richard, his eyes taking in the scene of the men busy within their wondrous machine noted, as an experiment, in his mind, ‘Among men of action and clear conscience is another source of resistance?’
“Yes,” agreed Breck Bing-Ham, a much older soul that his unlined face and stout manner would suggest.
The proof that Bing-Ham could receive Richard’s thoughts was as unsettling as the terror bird’s song.
“Feelings too, Sir,” spoke the civilized Injun, “only since the attack on the airship. You have been inducted by the enemy, after a fact.”
LaFono came to him with that hard leather and brass case strapped to his back, a serious look on his face.
“Yes, Old Boy, first up the way we will be.”
O’Neal was standing by with a case of brass sticks that likewise brought a thrill to Richard, “God Bless Mister Ferguson,” recalling the old crank or crackpot tinker gunsmith who used to visit when he was a boy.
‘Might he have been driven mad by these damned conspiratorial avians?
Blackie was standing by with an Enfield service rifle, with un-fixed bayonet ready to hand.
The churning oblivion outside the shell of this steel whale sank and shuddered. A great scream, like the death knell of some gargoyle gurgled to the aft. Three, five, nine minutes, by the Color Sergeant Major’s pocket watch, then a tenth hellish minute of waiting for something to rend the steel skin and peel them out like sardines from a tin. At short last, a greater sense of buoyancy surrounded them.
Richard, now hung with sword and pistol, stepped up to the Admiral, who was ordering, “periscope up,” to an optical sailor, saluted, and declared to the Admiral, “My men and I will sally.”
Donetz saluted him and nodded for one sailor, “Quick on the hatch and low to the deck.”
The sailor donned a helmet, slung a strange looking carbine revolver with a forward pistol grip, over his shoulders to hang at his belt, and ran up the ladder. Blackie was next, then LaFono, then Richard, with the two tall men in reserve, the four short men in the lead for quick sally work.
Commands in German were being given on technical matters. Levensky and Suvarov were coordinating with the ladies in Russian. Under the stress of action, English had been abandoned by their allies for the smoother speech of their mother tongues.
The steel whale surfaced nose up and then broke water much like a flesh and blood whale might. A single scree of mind-splitting fright sounded outside and above. A more ragged call sounded mournful and forlorn near the aft. O’Neal commented, “The kraut screw must o’ chopped one of those devil ducks, Sir.”
“At the other, MEN!” he snarled as the German sailor unscrewed and popped the hatch on a three count. The fellow leapt out shadowed by a great down chopping yellow beak witch clanged against the steel deck.
The revolver spat flame into that wicked beak as one terrible eye looked down the hatch and Blackie stabbed that eye with the muzzle of his Enfield and charged with all the Bantu ferocity built up over 40,000 years in the torrid zone!
Blackie was up and out, standing shoulder to shoulder with the German sailor blazing away with his revolver, now empty of its cylinder—and they were gone, snatched away, the emerald sweep of feathers announcing their fate.
LaFono was climbing fast, Richard behind, O’Neal piling out behind him, “Blackie!” yelled Richard, as the best shovel in Maryland would not give up the fight, shoving the muzzle against that beak even as he and the dangling German were scissored in half by those razor sharp talons, legs walling one way, torso and shoulders the other,
The Color Sergeant was out on deck, “Yer Gawd Awful Crank, Sir!”
O’Neal and the Sergeant had opened the case still strapped to LaFono’s back as the Irishman grabbed the gunwhale with both hands, ducked his head between them, presenting a miniature machine of a gun on his back—Mister Furgeson’s good duck-hunting gift, which he had never thought proper for hunting Loch Raven Reservoir below Dark Hall.
The sights were up, the well oiled crank at 12 on the clock, O’Neal pressing a stick of 0.30 caliber rifled slugs in the top breach.
The devil duck of a kind that Mister Furgeson perhaps never imagined even in his worst whiskey dreams, arched high, and swooped down in a long lazy curve to have at them, rage in its great crimson eyes.
That beak was drawn across the bead before Richard’ sight—and he cranked! The weapon boomed in staccato gusto, nine spewing flames, one from each rotating barrel.
‘This was such a wonder!’ he thought at the bird, whose eyes lit on either side of the chipped beak as rounds sunk into its breast and it stalled, alighting on the fore deck, standing in an awful roost, glaring hate at them.
‘Ah, so you are the male of the pair!’ Richard thought, as the thing spread its wings for one final charge and O’Neal slammed home another brass hopper of 9 rounds—Bang-to-the-nine, in the breast and the terrible thing listed off right.
To the left he felt hate dripping from the sky and there looked. A lame bird, one of the three razor digits on its left claw missing, waddled from the water, shook off a hundred gallons or water at least, looked at him and piped, ‘!FOOD!’
O’Neal sank to his knees trembling.
Color Sergeant Major took over, loaded another hopper, and the bird, understanding, took terrible flight up and over the cedar forest that lined this glacial lake, the water warm from some volcanic source. Above into the midst, and higher still above that mist and towards forested foothills, set in chill relief by the blue white mountains, soared that monster.
“Now there, O’Neal, that’s a stout lad,” cheered the Sergeant as Levsky game through the hatch and Richard’s loyal coachman, nearing sixty years, stood on shaky legs and nodded at the vanishing thing, “Poor Blackie.”
Richard wilted a bit inside, then bristled when some furtive fins broke the water and gobbled what remained of the collier and the sailor.
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Into the Maw
An Antarctic Bight: Chapter 5: Part 2 of 3: Captain
Vomiting within such a confined can of a boat was out of the question for a Captain in Her Majesty’s Service. But, for a printer and news reporter, the act of heaving’ ones stomach contents into a bucket, thoughtfully provided with a lid, seemed to provide no shame. Richard had slept deeply until the calm, even serenity of underwater propulsion was interrupted by their tiny tubular world bobbing like a top upon the waves of a wrestless sea. The first sounds that greeted him were the vomiting in tandem of the printer and reporter.
Then came the kindly touch of a big hand. Richard opened his eyes to see the broad face of Bing-Ham regarding him with an urgent smile. That broad face and thin mustache and point of beard offered no contrast to those dark thoughtful eyes, the visage presenting something of a concord of learned curiosity.
“Sir,” said he in a voice as soft as the hand was big, “you are requested upon the tower. We have been at sea three days now.”
“Three days?” he erupted in a scandal of shame, not as shameful as the puking of the two newspaper men, but quite the equivalent for one who fancied himself so vigilant.
“The U-Boat surgeon sedated you for graduated observation, Commander Levsky as well. In the past, those who have faced the Phoenixiathan and survived have suffered mental illness, dementia, even violent insanity.”
‘My ego will not even consider the possibility!’
As if reading his mind through his face, Bing-Ham smiled as Richard became suddenly concerned with Levsky, “Is Commander—”
“Yes, Sir. He sent for you. He was kept under observation for a briefer period. Due to the proximity of your encounter, caution tinged the doctor’s judgment. You are needed above. Your men have already cleaned and dressed you.”
Seeing the great emerald neck feather in the cargo netting next to his bunk, Richard, pleased that his boots were on, grasped the thing and held it to his heart as the boat rocked and a poor soul down the way wretched. On his feet in a fury of urgency tinged with the shame of oversleeping twice now on this expedition, if under the influence—which was no excuse—he was bout Her Majesty’s business.
In less than a minute, this rocking world being so small, Richard was ascending the thirteen rungs of the ladder to the tiny deck above, Bing-Ham behind him, the quill bitterly gripped in his teeth, the broad feather silk-like brushing the epaulette above the useless limb taken by a dastard low-velocity Somali matchlock…
That bitterness was washed away by the look on her face, turning as she did between Levsky and Donetz. The German captain completed the military roster on this tiny deck, all four scholars now present. Svetlana appeared beautiful in her sky blue Air Service uniform, sadness for the loss of so many fellow service men, tinged with a real relief to see Richard.
This quite took him by surprise as he numbly presented the emerald feather to the Czarina.
“Thank you, Captain,” she spoke as she thought more tenderly in his mind, ‘Thank God you are whole.’
Turning away, the both of them, to defray any appearance of impropriety, a cold cruel, beautiful view opened to him. Sventlana passing the feather down to Hilda, who was now creeping up the ladder, whispered, “Dear Hilda, please place this in my rifle case, and do shoulder the rifle please. The feather needs to be studied, and more importantly concealed from its kind, who might be able to sense it in some mundane way, by sight at least.”
The women and the feather were soon forgotten, which brought some sense of expeditionary pride back to him. He began to wonder insecurely, ‘Where is Color Sergeant Major,’ and this brought two strange effects.
Sventlana pretended not to know his thought, with a scrunching of her pretty blue eyes. And Bing-Ham, feigning not to be privy to his thoughts, matter of factly noted, “Your Sergeant, Sir, is organizing your kit. The Admiral assures us we will soon ride at anchor.”
The man winked, with a face of friendly conspiracy, and pointed to to the towering ice cliffs facing the swelling bay, a deep dark water inhabited by bobbing ice bergs many like small mountains, others islands.
The cold summer wind bit his nose and he asked, “Might I ask where?”
The Admiral, who had, through a set of binoculars, been examining the ice cliffs that made a hundreds foot high beach wall before the towering white peaks behind it, nodded to the Captain. That stern officer, much shorter than his Admiral, broke open a hard octagonal case, which contained six spy glasses. These were handed around to the four scholars, Richard and Levsky.
He looked to Svetlana, wondering if she would like to use his spy glass. To this she smiled demurely, “Oh, thank you Captain. You so obviously serve a Queen. I have already seen it.”
Zephyr narrated in his droning dead pan, so languid for such a prying mind, “Czarina Svetlana located the Phoenixopolis through years of painstaking remote viewing.”
Gentlemen no more, but eager children of curiosity, the men put glasses to eyes as Svetlana pointed with her pretty finger, narrating with her sky-like voice, “Note the current that pushes the calved ice flow clear in that inlet to the southwest, at two of the clock.”
They affixed their gazes there and Richard saw through his open eye on the scope a river pouring into the natural harbor outward and upward from a tunnel of ice.
She continued, “They cannot top those mountains due to their weight, the thinness of the air, and their relatively slight wing span. They access our geographical world through that tunnel, out of which they swim, sunning themselves on the ice bergs like so many diabolical ducks, then set forth among us, only when necessary. They do most of their work through telepathy, working through the molded minds of men, dominating our theographical world.”
Her voice then struck a quivering chord, “We should dive, Admirable, please.”
With those words a shudder rent the U-Boat, a shudder that had been presaged in her quiver. A scree tore the air as a great emerald head soared up out of the water, over the tower, a terrible talon tearing off the German scholar’s head in a shower of blood. Bedlam now ruled. Richard made to draw his sword and it was not there, neither was his pistol on the other hip.
The U-Boat Captain was giving orders through a horn as the others descended in order, scholars first and military men last. She was clutching his knee in a shivering half swoon at his feet, both her hand wrapped about his mid leg, under the dubious shelter of his armless shoulder.
Levsky drew the Admiral’s pistol and the Captain’s, handing the latter arm to Richard, both of them standing ready as the others descended.
The deck listed forward as a great bird alighted there with metal grating talons. It’s eyes were fixed on the Captain, who began bleeding from the nose and ears and collapsed before them.
Levsky emptied his pistol expertly, ruffling the great green breast feathers.
He then pried Svetlana from Richard’s leg gently, speaking Russian, and took her down the ladder as Richard slowly squeezed off rounds into the face of the terror, half of them skidding off the armored beak.
The gun empty, the bird stalking close, Richard tucked the hot barrel into his belt, stepped down the ladder, grabbed the inside of the hatch and pulled it close above him as he climbed down with the aide of his left hand—which failed him again…
And there he hung, righting himself with braced ankles as he screwed the hatch shut and the sound of terrible munching upon the two dead Germans above competed with the din of diving sirens and the clanging on the haul of some great beast under the dark water.
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‘Merest Bellies’
Hesiod’s Theogony: Impressions
“From the Heliconion muses let us sing, who hold the great and holy mount of Helicon and dance upon lithe feet around the deep blue spring before the holy altar of Zeus…”
Hesiod, shepherd, in sorrow and frustration, in a crisis of faith, would have carried and worn a fleece or goat hide over his shoulders, and to be used as a shield draped over the left arm. His most common attribution for Zeus is aegis-holder. The aegis was sometimes borne by Athena as well, the gray-eyed goddess. It is equated with a shepherd’s cloak/shield. It is gray and Zeus numerous attributions as cloud-gatherer, thunderer, storm-bringer, lightning-hurler, who was aided by his gray-eyed daughter as well as three cyclopes, speaks of storm. The cyclops were named after the cyclone, the wheel, either the eye of a storm or the cycle of storm, with a single wheel-shaped eye within their forehead. It seems that the most accurate translation of the aegis would be Storm-shield. A shield, as well known by any ancient warrior, was not purely, or even primarily, a defensive item. It was a weapon, more offensive than the sword, partner of the spear, king of battle, to the sword’s queenly rank. [1]
Hesiod’s own aegis would protect him against wolves and men while his sling and staff kept them at bay. I surmise that the deep debt of antiquitous faith to the aegis was related to the fact that surviving peoples migrated with flocks, where crops must be left where they are. Just as Isrаel were shepherds, so Jason was a shepherd of men. I imagine that aegis-holder Zeus being the most common attribution of the Almighty God in Hellenic faith was related to a foundational crisis migration which shepherds survived and farmers did not.
Hesiod continues his overture:
“And once they taught Hesiod fine singing, as he tended his lambs below holy Helicon. This is what the goddesses said to me first, the Olympian Muses, daughters of Zeus the aegis-holder:
“Shepherds of the wilderness, wretched things of shame, mere bellies, we know how to speak many false things as though they were true, but we know to sing true when we will.”
These daughters of Zeus despise eaters. They also possess the arrogance of the modern media influencer, the pretty face behind the news desk who lie to we the follower with cruel regularity. The muses then plucked and gave Hesiod a rod and set him upon his holy education concerning the higher powers.
Before continuing with notable quotes, I will avoid naming the more than 100 deities listed in a dizzying array and according to various branches. There are original primary powers that far predate Zeus, creator of mankind, father of gods and men. Only these I will list here before entering into a discussion of The Creator in Hesiod’s eyes.
The Eight Primal Powers in Order of Advent
-1. Chasm/Chaos [male] pre exististing
-2. Earth/Gaia [female] “mother of us all” who births Heaven and Ocean without a sire, of her own power, as Chasm appears to have brought her into being
-3. Eros/Love [male] out of Chasm
-4. Erebos/Darkness [male] (not night, but deeper and outer darks, like Tartarus and Hades) out of Chasm
-5. Night [female] Bride of Darkness, mother of Bright Air and Day, out of chasm, born in the first sexual union between Erebos and Night, with, it seems Eros as the match maker of the primal powers.
-6. Uranus/Heaven [male] son/mate of Earth, who sire Time/Khronos in union with her, born by earth without a mate
Here the first power is preexisting and powers 2 thru 7 are asexually brought into being.
-7. Ocean [male] born by Earth and then, like Heaven, also sprung from her, mating with her to sire a multitude of powers
Time is the youngest of 11 powers born of the second union with Earth and Heaven, the third Union being Earth and Ocean.
-8. Khronos/Time [male] born of Heaven and Earth, castrates his father Heaven then mates with Mother Earth, and is in turn unseated by Zeus, who does have the decency not to mate with his mother, but with his sisters instead. The 11 brothers and sisters of Khronos, including Hyperion, continue as sources of generation.
From these 8 powers various generative powers, such as Zeus, who came increasingly to be referred to as God in late antiquity, were credited with Hesiod of weaving a living world, which included every river being a masculine god, except for Styx, the river of the Underworld, who is female. The variety of minor deities is as dizzying as the angels, devils and demons of Christianity, which were, under the early Church, explicitly named as an empire of the demons.
These are reflective of the implicit powers of creation that that God in Genesis activates with his will.
Zeus would create man numerous times as the Hebrew almighty did in Genesis. He would also afflict mankind with plague and calamity, with the help of various lesser powers, as Jehovah did to Job with the aid of Satan, his agent. As with Jehovah in Exodus, Zeus does good and evil to mankind and is jealous of man’s regard for Him.
Zeus’ most common cult titles in Hesiod and beyond to historic accounts of Xenophon and Arrian include:
-1. Strormshield
-2. Cloudgatherer
-3. Thunderer [his name is Thunderchief.]
-4. Allknowing
-5. Allseeing [widebrowed]
-6. Almighty
-7. Allfather
-8. Deliverer
-9. Of Oaths
-10. Of Safe Landings
-11. Lord
-12. Timeholder [The Christian God is said to reside outside of Time]
-13. God [see Seneca and Arrian]
-14. The Father
-15. Heavenly Father [currently used in Western America]
There are more, even in Hesiod, with half of them congruent with Norse and Biblical notions of the Lord of Heaven.
“Though a man have sorrow and grief in his newly troubled soul, when a singer recounts the deeds of men of old and of the blessed gods, at once he forgets his heaviness and is relieved of sorrows, reflecting again on the gifts of the goddesses who turn him away from affliction.”
Though Hesiod is said to have composed Works and Days first, that remains a deeply religious work constantly pleading with Zeus for Justice. Thus, I thought an overview of Theogony was here due as a preface.
This pleasing poem I have enjoyed near 40 times alone in the dark and at this keyboard, ends abruptly, and according to the poet’s pledge to begin and end each work with mention of the Muses who empowered his song. The following is the end of Theogony and leads to an incomplete list of the semi-divine persons.
“Farewell now, you dwellers in Heaven, and you islands, and continents, and the salt sea between. But now, Olympian Muses, [3] sweet of utterance, daughters of aegis-bearing Zeus, sing of the company of goddesses, [4] all those who were bedded with mortal men, immortal themselves, and bore children resembling the gods.”
Notes
-1. See Burton, The Book of the Sword
-2. The painted, enthroned statue of Zeus at Ellis in the Olympian shrine has served as the original model for portraits of Jesus Christ down to this our time.
-3. This might better be presented to the present audience as “heavenly angels.” For the post Christian mind yet retains an ideal of angels as female, though in the Bible they are male, this female image of the angelic having here its first poetic source.
-4. Lesser gods, taken to be angels or demons, are referred to in Psalms and Exodus. See also Jakob wrestling with the angel of God.
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‘First Came the Chasm’
Considering Hesiod: Works and Days, Theogony and the Shield of Herakles
I have had a great deal of difficulty fathoming Hesiod and his works and times. It has likewise been difficult to decide if he belongs in Norns of Arуas or Enemy of All Mankind. At last, after a week in a room with the old poet’s recordings, I have been convinced by him to place his work at the very head of the latter work which attempts to trace the common thread of anti-human conspiracy.
The Sources:
The primary audio is of Hesiod’s three major works, of Richmond Latimore’s translation, with an introduction by James Davies and John Henry Freeze. This is an Audible production replete with music and read by the excellent voice artist Charlton Griffon, who also reads Arrian’s Alexander Anabasis as translated by Aubrey de Selencourt. That rich work has kept me company for some 20 recitations of the 3.41.09 hours. This work is recorded in order of composition, beginning with Works and Days, then Theogony, and concluding with The Shield of Herakles.
I have listened three times each to another reading, of another translation, of Theogony and Works and Days.
There is also a reading of Theogony, woodenly done, by a third, lesser reader, from yet a third translation, which I have listened to over ten times, only twice this week though.
The print translation of M. L. West has been my constant companion for three months and has been read six times, the final reading being done while listening to the Latimore translation. This final method, pen in hand, was instructive. West corrupts the text by misrepresenting slaves as workmen, laborers and a boy.
Davies and Freeze have the curation knives out against Hesiod in favor of his contemporary, Homer. Though Homer obvious represents a clan of Homerids who made their family business the preservation of the one greatest hero tale, this is not mentioned as Hesiod is accused of imitating and being indebted to Homer. Hesiod might have predated Homer. No effort is made to understand that Hesiod “Ode-singer” and Homer [0], may have been independently recording common and well-known traditions at one and the same time. The modern academic can only think in terms of creative debt and theft, not congruence of art.
Ovid and Plutarch, of later times were surely working from Hesiod, but also probably of other, since lost, sources.
Only the Latimore translation of The Shield of Herakles on audio has come to me, which I have only listened to five times. Hesiod is charged with ripping off Homer’s The Shield of Achilles, though there are sharp differences. I mention here the repeated stabs at Hesiod’s character as an introduction to Enemy of All Mankind.
For who are the majority of All Mankind?
Yes, the working man, not the baron, judge or academic.
Herodotus, impugned also in this edition, has been attacked by modern scholars in favor of his appreciative reader, Thucydides. This is transparently due to Herdotus’ habit of recording folk tales. Though the recording of folklore by anthropologists from recent tribal races is regarded as a work of history, ancient Arуan folklore is universally impugned. I see this largely as class prejudice.
Hesiod was a working man, a man who just got by, whose father had been impoverished, migrated and left a moderate inheritance for Hesiod and his brother Perses. Perses squandered his half, then bribed local judges to be awarded Hesiod’s flocks and goods. Squandering these ill-gotten gains, once again Perses begs his brother directly, who is yet generous while facing a second lawsuit.
Hesiod, working his way out of poverty twice, having won a poetry prize and dedicated it to the muses [still on display in about A.D. 200 when Pausanius visited], left the poor town that their father had fled to in poverty. Hesiod inherited a deep fear of the sea based on his father’s flight from Asia before what was probably a climate change disaster.
Hesiod’s life was bracketed by two astronomical disasters described in Hezekiah and a half dozen later Biblical prophets. These events are also described by Hesiod and Homer. The first of these events in about 750 B.C. corresponds with the beginning of true horsemanship and migratory life among the Arуans of the hinterlands. Herodotus mentions this event as a heavenly shower of brazen artifacts. The second event in about 685 B.C. around the time of Hesiod’s death, corresponds with the foundation of the Pythian games at Delphi.
Near that holy sanctuary, close to his model city of Seven-Gated Thebes, away from the sea that gripped him with such terror, Hesiod, possibly preaching about governmental and priestly corruption and perhaps reciting prophecies of Zeus’ wrath, which would come to pass at about the time of his passing, sought sanctuary. He may have simply been pursued by creditors hunting debt generated by his wastrel brother. Astle cites this land near Thebes as the regional hub of financial capitalism based in distant Babylon. [1]
Hesiod went on the run as a despoiled bachelor, son of a woe-befallen father. Both made at least one hard-working bootstrap comeback into the ranks of the peasantry, that is the FREE working class of antiquity. Hesiod left his native land and migrated to Naupactus and was murdered by the sons of his host in the sacred enclosure of Nemean Zeus. His remains were removed by command of the Delphic Oracle, thereby casting judgment that his death was against Justice, a goddess he often appealed to, who was ever silent in his case. His consecrated grave at Orchomenus was still intact in about A.D. 200 when visited by Pausanius.
Hesiod was the father of Didactic Poetry, that is instructive verse. He is one of only two poets surviving from the Hellenic world from this heroic age of epic, where the Bible preserved many more voices of this period. [2]
As an actual writer of numerous works, and having listened to the three works in the likely order of composition, I HEAR the voice of a common composer, recorded, I should think, by listeners in his time, rather than written by his hand. I envision the poet writing with the lyre string as a copyist wrote it on lambskin. I take the Shield of Herakles as having been incomplete, lacking the final battle scene, at the poet’s death. This work the most, and the other two to lesser degrees, certainly had some reworking in the hands of later copyists and rhapsody men.
The life of Hesiod, Ode-singer was begun in sorrow and poverty, progressed in hard work as the poet was robbed and defrauded, had a high point during a spiritual crisis herding sheep on a holy mountain, Helicon, when angelic beings came to him and imbued him with a prophetic voice, and continued in spiritual harmony as his patrimony and work were taken completely, and ended with the murder of a tramp musician who sang of right and wrong and of heaven, hell and earth between.
In the end, faithful and pious Hesiod ended up like the nightingale clutched in the talons of the pitiless hawk he sang about when he committed our eldest animal fable to song.
750 B.C., and the fix was already in, of corruption over production, of debt over faith, in the hands of powers in heaven and on earth, which Hesiod had sung of being in league against the honest man.
Notes
-0. Homer is of Greek origin and means “security,” “pledge,” “hostage,” which in the case of a hostage taken for security of loyalty on the part of relatives, was a common practice in antiquity. Might Homer have been held by a King or Tyrant as a POW, debtor or exile? Might he, like the slave girl composer of the Arabian Nights, have performed for his captor, for the hawk who held him dove like in its claws? Despite the modern academic thirst to set these poets at one another, they were probably more brothers than Hesiod and Perses. I would be moved to name Homer in English “Pledger,” for he was quite a witness as well. Also, his status as a possible hostage does explain how he wrote the subtext of the Iliad as a war protest, even as the main text was of kingly glory in war.
-1. Conspiracy Against Mankind #0 thru #14: The Babylonian Woe by David Astle, 1975, a core portion of this work.
-2. The Homerica, idylls and other fragmentary works attributed to Hesiod, shall be investigated under the Norns of Arуas title, not this work on conspiracy, but on Arуan patrimony.
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‘Laws of God and Honour’
North American Indians, George Catlin, Penguin, 1989
Letters and Illustrations Edited by Peter Matthiessen
Catlin lived 1796 thru 1872 worked as a painter of tribal peoples and their environments from 1831 through 1867.
Two days ago, just before walking to the used book store, I took a call from a young Texan, whose family is related by marriage to the Comanche. He was curious about any more findings in this area of paleface Indians. I quipped that anyone who denies paleface Indians, has not been to a Powwow. The next day, I found this book.
Catlin has much to say of this obliquely. His portraits are only of leading persons of the tribes. He does not generally name the mixed-race persons who he illustrates as such, it seeming taboo even then, with hateful whites and romantic whites both seeming to want to believe in a pure alien race being displaced by them. He avoids naming Anglo-Indians but will name Spanish Indians. The true evidence though, is in his art.
As a member of the academic establishment, he was bound by the 1840s to go along with the Exclusive Bering Land Bridge Theory and only permitted to note occasional European infusions, namely Welsh and Jеwish, the latter which he does not assign a great antiquity, inferring that Jеws might have fled to the New World and assimilated with tribes in the time of Columbus, when Jеws were being drive out of Spain and forced to convert. Columbus himself was the son of a converso from Italy. Catlin was a good friend of the Mandan Indians, who were genocided by the Lakota during his lifetime. He noted light complexions, green, gray and blue eyes, and provided a list of comparative words in Welsh and Mandan, as well as their legend of an ancestor, a “first man” bringing knowledge of God from the east.
I first conducted a survey of the small portion of Catlin’s work included in this collection. He was on the scene as recently defeated tribes were driven across the Mississippi in defeat, to suffer from disease and be preyed upon by the most powerful western tribes, while the weaker western tribes, many having few men left, banded together with the refugees.
General Survey of Illustrations
Western Tribes
28 persons, by name
15 pure-blooded with strong Asiatic features
13 mixed-race in appearance
0 European in appearance
The trend above was west to east, with the tribes from the Pacific to the Rockies showing no European characteristics, but those in the plains showing increasing evidence of interbreeding.
Eastern Tribes
These tribes were a combination of recent immigrants from east of the Mississippi and tribes located on the west side of the Mississippi, such as the Mandan, who maintained a history of having eastern ancestors or of being driven to the banks of the Lower Missouri and Upper Mississippi by stronger northern plains tribes.
9 persons by name or station, wives typically unnamed “slaves”
0 pure-blooded/Asiatic
1 mixed race person
8 persons with European features, possibly mixed, but with dominant European faces
Among the pure bloods, the Blackfeet were the most impressive specimens. There was one woman, who I quite liked, whose name was The Thighs. These features were tragically not illustrated.
Catlin names these people as individuals and describes elsewhere the practice of marrying captive women and adopting captive children among the tribes. He was present for hostage exchanges at Indian agencies. He does not name obvious white men as such outside of the case of a murdered chief of the Seminole, suggesting, in light of his vocal affinity for these tribesman as being morally superior to civilized men and being naturally honorable and God-fearing, that he may have been politely protecting some of these men from scrutiny.
Impressions of mixed-race persons
pg 286, Man of Good Sense, Konzas, English?
pg 304, Clermont, Osage, certainly part Negro, [what exactly Clermont means in Osage, is not explained]
pg 305, Clermont’s wife, wavy hair, Scottish?
pg 331, Bow and Quiver, Comanche, wavy hair, Spanish, high caste
pg 333, The Spaniard, Comanche, wavy hair, Spanish peasant stock with huge thighs, the best warrior and horseman who came to prominence after being placed in the most dangerous spot in every battle by his Comanche brothers who attempted to have their enemies kill him off
pg 373, Red Jacket, Senecas, English/Asiatic/African mongrel, quite a thugish looking brute, could be a skinhead leader of the 1980s
pg 400, He Who Drinks the Juice of the Stone, Choctaw, Scottish/African mix with near-fro hair, looks like the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, 20-inch neck, outfitted for lacrosse
pg 453, Cloud, Seminole, stocky, mustached, big workman hands unusual for warriors indicating that he was a true Seminole, the word meaning runaway, Anglo-Asiatic.
Impressions of European Tribal Persons
pg 362, The Foremost Man, Kickapoo, Irish
pg 363, Cock Turkey, Kickapoo, French
pg 366, He Who Stands Alone, Wee-ahs [tribal text note “with intelligent European heads,” Anglo-French
pg 371, Bread, Oneidas, wavy hair, English, what does Bread mean in Iroquois? Oh, it means Bread?
pg 376, The Thinker, Iroquois, wavy hair, tanned high caste Anglo-French if I ever I saw one
pg 390, The Open Door, Shawnee, mustached brother of Tecumseh looks, like a Scotsman
pg 441, The Running Fox, Sacs and Foxes, nephew of Black Hawk, Anglo-American, looks like actor Tom Hardy with bull neck, most masculine of the chiefs
pg 451, Black Drink AKA Powell, Seminole, “white” father and Cree mother, looks so white that his mother must have been Irish, as his father was probably Scottish, as they ran the southeastern frontier, wavy hair, Irish face
Epilogue
To finish this brief survey, I should quote Catlin from among 497 pages of letters and entries he wrote. It is doctrine to dismiss the impressions of any “white” on the subject of the tribes. But in that period, when most tribes battled their neighbors even to extinction, investigators such as Catlin, met and befriended more tribesmen from a wider range of tribes and regions, than any tribesman could, in light of the barriers of tribal animosity. Catlin saw entire tribes wiped out by smallpox as he toured, and two tribes wiped out by war.
“Their rights invaded, their morals corrupted, their lands wrested from them, their customs changed, and therefore lost to the world; and they at last sunk into the earth, and the ploughshare turning the sod over their graves, and I have flown to their rescue—not of their lives or of their race (for they are doomed and must perish), but to rescue their looks and their modes, at which the acquisitive world may hurl its poison and every beam of destruction, and trample them down and crush them to death; yet phoenix-like, they may rise from the stain on a painter’s palette, and live again upon canvas…”
Thank you George Catlin.
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Over the Wrack
An Antarctic Bight: Chapter 5: Part 1 of 3: Crew
The speed at which the U-Boat crew and the men under Levsky, Pullman and The Color Sergeant stowed all equipment on board the whale of a boat, absently amazed Richard as he stalked in real kind. He was stalking about the slain beast, a half ton parrot with 12 feet of height, 26 feet of wingspan, a head the size of a rhino, a beak like a titan tree-pruner, and an eye the size of a human head. The massive brain, thrice that of a person’s brain, was purple, not gray, and was threaded with great arterial vessels exposed by the shot of Levsky that tore off the crown of the saurian head.
Prodding about with his sword, not butchering or dissecting, but probing, Richard found, couched among nasal tubes, something of a second brain, connected to the main—probably an additional lobe, not an altogether separate organ. This gelatinous sack was filled with a kind of oil, perhaps an ichor such as was said to have flowed through titanic veins in ancient myth. Careful not to pierce this sack, in case it was corrosive as in the fables—which he thought were more than fable—Richard considered the burning mate of this creature, how its tail and head had flamed the brighter, the longer.
Levsky was shadowing him, politely, at a distance. They had fought this thing. It was their business. The officers and crew were more than capable of taking on the expeditionary effects. Richard paced around behind the great parrot and observed the tail, not a normal bird tail, but something that might belong to a penguin or a whale—perhaps a great mallard duck.
He heard his own voice wandering strangely and alone among the crackling, sizzling, roaring and steaming of The Czarina.
“I doubt if these things can gain great altitude. In the future, airship doctrine should be for radical lift when attacked by these. Like hawks, eagles or penguins, I wager these are a mated pair and that if one is slain the other will go all-in.”
He was behind the tail feathers now, touching them with his hand, “It looks tropical, but is more the duck, an aquatic bird. The organ in the forehead, the brain lobe, perhaps connected to the trumpet-like sinus, is its main mode of attack and control. Darwin would be astounded. Yet I think Mather would come closer to the mark in identifying this nightmare creature, as a daughter—for it is female, I think, based on its ferocious feeding language it directed at my mind—of Enchidna, a Tiamat.”
Levsky was stalking close, looking with interest at the creature as the remains of one of his sailors sizzled and moaned in the background. The sailor that had been left at his feet was still in death, with no doubt in Richard’s mind that the death of the creature that’s predacious brain had seized him in such agony, had released him of all possibility of earthly suffering.
“Sir,” continued Richard, in a tone oddly detached and quietly fanatic, which would have given him a pause of self-reflection if not for his tone being a true reflection of his myopic intensity, “the Chimera that scourged Enkidu for rending the terrible veil, the mother of Grendel, who was aquatic, the dragon that slew her slayer, Beowulf, and even the Worm Oroboros eating its tail—would not this creature prune its own tail feathers? Python and Typhon, the sirens with their ruinous song? Might the poets have warned as many times only to have us shrug our shoulders over the improbability of their fancy?”
Levsky said, deadpan, as his men and machine continued to burn, “The first one we have killed.”
“Beowulf might argue the point,” smiled Richard.
“We must go, before another pair come to their distant call,” urged Levsky.
“Yes,” smiled Richard, sheathing his sword and using both—no, just the one hand, as the left shouldered bent pathetically—to draw forth one great emerald feather, a smaller one from about the back of the neck, “I speculate that as whales communicate many leagues through sound waves under water, that these devil ducks do the same through the air.”
Within five brief minutes, Levsky and he were boarding the extruding spout of the steely Teutonic whale, up a ladder and onto a small deck for four men, and then down through a steel hatch. This moved him to think, “Are we finally imitating Jonah in his sorrowful quest, or Gilgamesh or Beowulf in search of truth?”
He stood now, comically, he thought, holding the two foot feather before Admiral Donetz, who completed his outer thought, “Odysseus, Jason, Aeneas, did not they all—to include Hanno, who failed to return from his final sally—so venture? They, like swans, but we, as you have observed, like Jonah, a prophet after all.”
This concord of thought brought Richard out of his tireless, detached trance, he regarded the Admiral and on impulse extended his hand, realized it had a feather in it, went to switch it from right to left, was reminded in a sickening start that he had but the one hand, causing his recent towering confidence to plunge.
Noting the turn of melancholy as they stood at the base of the ladder from the extruding spout, a sailor screwing the hatch shut and climbing down, the stern face of Donetz softened as he extended his left hand to take the feather and his right to take the sanguine hand of Richard.
His voice soothed in a low tone of high character, “Well done, my young fellow. Our losses are often not fully to mind for some time. I still wake expecting the crew of U-22 to be at their stations, though they long ago went forever below. I suppose you have brought this trophy for our darling clairvoyant, The Czarina?”
“Yes, Sir,” Richard spoke to the Admiral, so relieved to be so entirely outranked in age and station by the man before him that he was able to become tired and look about for a berth. This was noted by the Admiral with a sad smile.
The Captain gave some order in that nearly extinct language, generally reserved for scientific and engineering projects, and the steel well hummed to life. Confirmations and orders were spoken in German, as the Admiral himself saw Richard down a short narrow hall, to a rack of bunks, and put him to bed like Daddy once had, “Sleep Daunt Richard, we will soon be over The Wrack, and She, shall wake you from your hard won nap.”
He felt the feather quill placed in his hand, like a pipe of bamboo in his palm, his eye lids falling like pouring sand.
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Ole Right Colmarge
A Patagonian Night: Chapter 4: Part 3 of 3: Kit
‘The poor soul,’ thought Richard as the Russian sailor continued to squirm and moan at Levsky’s booted feet.
‘What fine boots, of soft red doe hide, fringed with ermine below the knee—how I would like such boots, if my ankles were not shattered to bits and requiring these damnable medicals!’
So ranted Sir Captain Richard Mogadishu Barrett, [0] as he descended into the inward critiques and micro-myopic observations that occupied his fanatic mind at such times. It was his special curse, which he had shared only with the terrible crusader within; that when peril was nigh, time for him slowed, the world and its moving parts were bared to him, even as War barred the normal folk from such understanding. Richard could see the earth turning ever so slightly and also the magnetic sphere that was its aegis, only at such times, when details blurred for the rest of humanity, which apparently did not include Levsky.
‘Perhaps we are beasts of a kind?’
‘How else do we so callously ignore the terrible agony of our loyal fellow at our feet?’
Slowly, Richard’s telescopic mind focused within Time.
‘Perhaps, my lack of peripheral perception cursed me to a singular arm to mirror this singular focus?’
‘Focus.’
‘!NO!’ sang a hideous peep of razor cutting thought.
His body shook and quivered.
‘Yes!’ he thought, and “YES!” he spoke, cold, cool, strident, as the flames of the dying air ship back-lit a titanic avian form emerging with singed feathers from the outer flames. Those inner flames engulfed another such Phoenix of a titan, burning and screeching horribly among the melting men and burning gas, canvas and rubber—the aluminum itself melting like a great whale-formed Icarus made of candle wax.
“YES!” roared Levsky, like a drunk Turk calling a dancing girl to his cushioned throne.
What emerged, wattle-like, a head so heavy that it hung forward some seven feet from the ground, was a green bird. The plumage, where it was not singed, was emerald. The monster stood an easy 12 feet. It’s wings expanded, shaking off sparks and some smoldering feathers, each feather as big as a Somali shield, to a span of some 24 feet.
Richard’s ‘leisurely nigh mind’ as he thought of his fanatic focus, noted that it would not be such a good flier, only a marginal winged thing. Yet its giraffe-like legs were coils of great strength, talons larger than elephant feet, its tail feathers flexing like the back-fin of a whale. The talons at the base of the great legs, legs that joined the forward leaning mass of barrel-like plumage, scraped and tore the thick turf of the liftway to shear into the rocks below, picking one up, a rock the size of O’Neal’s large Gaelic cranium, and threw it forward.
Richard braced for God Almighty’s judgment, standing stark still, as he saw Levsky did three paces to his right, both of them with pistol upward and at rest.
Levsky might have gotten off a good shot at this range of a hundred paces, with that telescopic Kalishnakov dueling pistol with its 32 inch barrel. But there was a greater battle being fought here, a battle for control of their minds.
The speed of the hurtling rock was in excess of the best baseball pitch or football penalty kick. Richard saw it leave the talon as the thrower, that great bird of over ten feet in height, skipped with its other talon, taking a ten-pace one-legged hop, then gripping the turf and some grinding rocks underneath, pitched a speeding underhand.
Richard saw that rock, larger than his modest Norman skull, coming directly for his face.
‘May it take off my head and not deprive me of the remaining arm!’
He lost the ability to track the oncoming missile, it seeming to freeze like a photograph as it was released from the titanic talons.
Then he felt it thunder by in the same instant it disappeared from his sight, burning a glass black skid mark on the leather band of his service cap just above his ear, which likewise earned a skid mark, not unlike when he fell from his tricycle on the event of riding it down the stairs to the kitchen when he was a tyke.
Levsky barked a harsh laugh, “We must duel some day, Captain!”
Richard grinned, “After we swap firing irons, of course, Commander!”
Levsky laughed harshly and sneered, “Damned bird of hell!” and the deep punch of his Kalishnakov pierced the air, the bullet sizzling into the breast of the beastly bird. The bird stuttered on its one talon, its terrible red eyes glaring over and to either side of its wicked two-feet beak. With a psychic declaration of ‘!MEREST FOOD!’ invading his mind, it leaped at Richard.
He grinned from within his fortress of nigh serenity.
The wings spread for dynamic flight. But the Russian bullet, a rifle round of 7.62 millimeters, if he recalled from his dueling class, with Dutch-armed Schulz in Philadelphia, had disabled the powerful left wing. The beast was able to glide for its mark, and that mark was not Levsky, who was busy chambering a second round into the best oiled breach Richard had noted in action.
Something large and terrible died in the fire behind the Phoenix and it shuddered, like Svetlana had when her namesake ship had been attacked. The great bird’s glide was crooked, taking it to the left of Richard, who pivoted, tracking it over the bead of his revolver. As it landed, a mere ten paces off, a mere one beast hop from him, Richard fired. The round took the creature in the beak, punching a hole in it and causing its red eyes to glower a deeper crimson.
Levsky’s gun punched the sky behind him and the top of that great arched head, feathered in yellow, now gouted red, the crown of the skull taken off, revealing a brain much larger than should inhabit the idiot skull of a bird.
The bird turned in rage, looking at Richard, ignoring Levsky as he chambered another round.
Richard, cocking his 0.50 caliber revolver for another shot, felt his thumb fail in the action. Looking at his thumb he saw it cramp as a scree of hate pierced his mind, ‘!MONKEY OUR FOOD!’
In a white hot rage that this thing had caused his thumb to cramp by dastard way of some avian mesmerism, Richard crunched his lips, grit his teeth, dropped his pistol, and drew the colmarge sword, the right honorable sword that “Wolf Hound” Barrett had taken from traitor George Washington some 250 years ago.
‘I must thank LaFano for being too lazy to bear it and insisting by way of decorum on affixing it by the baldric! So Gaelic sloth and Norman steel forge on against evil!’
The great terror bird seemed offended, above all its agony, with Richard’s ‘thoughts.’ It screed at Richard as its left talon was wrecked by a well aimed Russian shot. The thing then listed onto it right talon, extending its left like a bleeding set of three Kyber knives at the advancing swordsman.
‘!MONKEY!” the enemy into his mind pined.
Another round from Levsky plunged into the breast of the great bird, which now leaned forward on its one good talon, which grew more huge as Richard stepped up to the great bird, which opened its scissor like beak to engulf him, lunging down and forward with a primordial hunger, its head twice as large as that of the greatest draft horse.
Richard side-stepped right with his right foot, then pass stepped right behind that with his left foot—and both broken and braced ankles held!
As Richard pass stepped, the terrible beak sliced off what would have been his left arm—if he had retained one for its dining pleasure!
‘God works in wonderful ways,’ he thought at this Satanic parrot, as he heel pivoted on his right, swinging his left and back side completely around, and thrust the point of ‘Ole Right Colmarge’ [1] through the eye of that monstrosity, the sword foible quivering, the fort of the blade fish tailing, and the hilt punching that great ostrich-egg sized eye into ruin!
Not a thought.
Not scree.
Nothing but a half ton of hateful sinew, beak and feathers hitting the turf at his feet as his sword slithered free.
‘Monkey, aye,’ and he grinned, at home in his nigh-found soul again.
Notes
-0. Barretts were not christened with a middle name, that identifier reserved for acts of renown and dignity in service to The Crown.
-1. This most honored Barrett heirloom seemed to have been possessed of a jealousy for the heavy caliber pistol, being such a rude loud weapon of such weight, which was more convenient to carry aboard ship, carriage and up spiral staircases. Richard would make note of this in light of the sword not running out of ammunition at Mogadishu, and credit angelic intervention with the failure of his thumb. No thumb hex by a big bird would ever be admitted in the telling of the battle. Rather an agent of the Almighty and the Queen of Arms, the sword, would be credited, for Richard, though not a Catholic, did not fancy that he rated direct attention from God.
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‘Collective Subconscious’
A Sidebar to On Steerage: Mankind in Amnesia by Velikovsky
“My oath to Hypocrates” declared the clinical psychiatrist who had actually worked with Freud, Jung, and Professor Oigon Boiler, the dean of that dubious medical field in the 1920s and 30s, required him to try and convince humanity that it shared a collective subconscious. He, Velikovsky passed on November 17 of 1979 at age 84, this work still unpublished. He had wished dearly to have his work on collective amnesia published in advance of nuclear war. “Mankind in amnesia has not only to do with the past, as in my other books, but with the future.” The Inability of people to consider the overwhelming evidence and catastrophe, he suggests is a defensive mechanism of the mass mind, of “suppressing racial memories.”
Velikovsky discusses dervishes, auto hypnosis, hypnosis, telekinises, remote viewing and even man’s “house he calls soul,” from the perspective of physical sciences. This began when, as a post-doctorate student in Berlin and Zurich in the 1920s and 30s, he posited that such conditions as epilepsy would be found to have physical causes. Velikovsky’s theories on the brain were proved correct when means to measure these things with instruments were developed.
Another foundation of this thinking was a primitive collective mind in man’s primitive stages, similar to the migration of young birds, the collective work of bees and ants and the actions of animals herds and packs, also in “the human herd, the mass.” Velikovsky further discusses shoaling of fish and the stampeding of normally antagonistic species of animals, together from natural events, which was discussed by Hesiod in Works and Days [2], writing at the time of one of the cosmic disasters Velikovsky charts in Worlds in Collision.
V cites his correspondence with Freud and Jung, who both lost their minds in various ways, with Freud seemingly bat-shit crazy from the outset. As in his other latter book, In the Beginning, in which he has letter exchanges with Einstein, who proves himself a fraud in that exchange [indeed the theory of relativity was ripped off of a German scientist of the late 1800s], Velikovsky’s records of discussions with the recognized fathers of 20th Century Science are enlightening. [1]
Freud descended into depraved cave man theories of incest and patricide, and Jung went the Far Eastern cosmic rout, both side-stepping the uncomfortable question of racial memory, Jung orbiting the truth and Freud putting his head in the sewer.
Propaganda: The Public Mind in the Making [0] published in 1928 by Freud’s nephew, which disgusted Freud, was close to Velikovsky’s collective subconscious. Vee would have been better served consulting Spengler in university, [1] but that scholar was passed by the time he was making his ranging inquires.
“If we step through the door of the shadow we discover with terror that we are the objects of unseen factors,” that our powers of reasoning are just tools, often employed to protect us through diverted understanding from a truth we cannot handle. Religious and ideological “dogma is a way of replacing the natural collective unconscious… a protective wall of sacred images.”
A reading of Hesiod has taught me that V’s investigation, which fried the brains of many modern scientists and caused a crusade among frustrated skeptics, was well understood by the ancient poet, who spoke directly of the powers that modern religions and ethos’, to include “science” obscures with and without intent.
V goes on to discuss the fact, that he knew, as demonstrated in the first edition of World’s in Collision, that his charting of the world of cataclysms past would cause an emotional backlash from the scientific establishment, which it did. What surprised V, was that people who had, and had not, read this work, immediately occupied two warring camps: one the modern doctrine of Uniformity, the gradual world evolution, and the other the traditional view of cataclysmic action. He had expected to be called a heretic, knowing what scientists have generally denied, that they were the collective architects of a mechanistic religion, a faith in a Promethean becoming. What surprised him was how believers in his theory, even those who had not read his book, took up his cause with crusading zeal!
This polarity, of action and reaction, is the collective emotional axis along which the making and management of the modern mass mind is based on. It is the logic of movie narratives and of military and law enforcement indoctrination, of good guy vs bad guy, us versus them, and the denial of a gray area between the white and black divide. The American two party system is evolved from this emotive male/female split in the mind which has been nurtured by the psychotic American obsession with spectacting at team sporting events and the splitting of the electorate by sex and race, contrary to the fabric of traditional democratic societies, which evolved as and maintained themselves as ethnically homogeneous bodies of voting men. This collective unconscious, which flinches at the prospect of recalling ancient disasters that nearly wiped out the race, has been harnessed by our masters for our herd management.
The Good Earth
“The dogmatic opposition to the heliocentric view of the earth,” proposed by Aristotle was maintained by the Christen Church for a thousand years. V’s chilling overview of the solar system, and a view of the galaxy, which causes the author to actually consider divine protection for earth, is postulated as too fearful for most of mankind to confront directly.
Aristotle on Poetics, where the architect of the earth centric cosmology, discusses the desirable structure of a tragedy, gives Doctor V a fine point of discussion. Aristotle, who lived only 300 years after meteor storms, fire storms and hurricanes changed the very orbit of the earth and lengthened the year, “the huge earth groaned” sang Hesiod at the time of this disaster. Yet Aristotle on tragedy, suggests that when bad things happen to a protagonist, that the character should not be overly innocent, or overly bad, but normal, not having caused through their actions the terrible happening. This, V points out, seems to have been an emotional shield, an aegis [storm-shield] of play composition.
Fate and Will [1] are not compatible in most individuals and rarely in the mass mind, which is more of the vegan herd mentality, where the Willful action tends to be a more predacious impulse. Hence, mass movements predicated on the triumph of human will, have been doomed from early times.
Once by Water, Twice by Fire, [2] the human world was nearly extinguished, yet the mass mind has developed “delusions” which are varied emotional states of mind, in terms of their character. For instance, modern man suffers from a delusion that rights are real, that rights exist and have power. Hesiod in Works and Days discusses how violent actors are often suffering from delusions, this being the delusion that they have ultimate power, when in fact their petty violations against even weaker persons were merely cloaking their own powerlessness before the powers of heaven and earth.
When the Cyclopeans agree to help Prometheus help Zeus in his battle against the Titans, Prometheus, Forethought, is credited by them with their deliverance from ruin and their reemergence under the sun. We are not Promethean but Epimethean; Afterthinking.
“We were brought up in a deception—in the self assurance that nothing earth-shaking can happen to us.”
Our forgetting it collectively, according to Doctor V, is in part a collective repression of a terrible racial memory.
The Five-Pointed Star worn by the millions of soldiers of the three competing nuclear powers of China, Russia and America, is suggested as a meditation on the nuclear brink, for that five-pointed star was a symbol of power ever since a comet or planet caused great havoc in about 1400 B.C. and again in the time of Homer, Hesiod and Hezekiah and Isiah.
We shy from the numerous accounts of antiquity by reflex, and so are of a nature that begs to be misinformed by the current makers and shakers of our public mind.
Notes
-0. ‘Our Minds Molded’: On Steerage: Impressions of Propaganda by Edward L. Bernays
-1. The Idea of Destiny and the Principle of Causality: The Decline of the West by Oswald Spengler
-2. Hesiod Theogony, Works and Days, the Shield of Herakles
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Pale Riders
Arуan Horse Lords Viewed from Foot
“The viper may no longer hiss.”
-A German Warrior, after removing the tongue and sewing shut the mouth of a Roman Lawyer in 9 A.D., after the slaughter of Varus’ Legions
Intended as a discussion and meditation index, sub-title lists not addressed in full. This is an odd history of Arуan horse warriors, many of whom, especially Alexander, deserve an extensive treatment of their own.
I have undertaken this overview of the Arуan horse lords having never sat a horse. Not even riding a motorcycle or driving a car, I do not assume to understand the haughty feeling of mastery that must come with controlling a thousand pound beast or a machine with the power of 300 such beasts under its hood. My perspective must be of the boy who was afraid of horses, the youth who was coursed like a hair by older youths who harried me from their cars, of a stock clerk who was chased and hunted by night through the streets and alleys of Baltimore city by three different young men, in a red pickup (Belair), in a white 71 Chevelle (Greenhill), and in a yellow 72 Mustang (Belair), by five different cops in cruisers (Riverside, Harford, Belair, Fort, Loch Raven) by a pair of rednecks in a black pickup (Sefton), by three carpenters in a small green pickup [Stemmers run), by four high school jocks armed with bats in a blue Ford escort (North Boundry), by four thugs in a large sedan (Sefton), by three thugs in a two-door sedan [Eastern Avenue), and yes, by one wicked little woman in a small sedan (Belair), and a black man in a blue sedan who tried to run me over for sport in June of 2021(Taylor & Loch Raven).
How the foot soldiers of antiquity must have feared the thunder of hooves, I understand.
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In the faces of all of these would-be masters of my fate I saw haughty arrogance, hate, derision and a thirst to deny me the simple freedom of two feet. As I undertake this overview I will try and recall those narrowed eyes, those aggressively confident aggressors, as they eyed me not as a rival, but as my terrier Buddy used to regard rabbits before he brought them to me with sad head dangling from broken neck.
As for the nature of horses, the character of the horseman and the relationship of the two, I have relied on:
-1. An aggregate year spent over 6 years with Bob, who grew up in a rodeo town, hunted from horseback for some 14 years, and has a severe view of the mule.
-2. Four winters walking Major Wolf’s dogs past Kenny’s mules, one of whom, Samson, stood 9 feet at the ears, and nuzzled me for treats.
-3. Sitting on Arla’s swing as she recounted the deeds of Dutch, her long gone husband who was a bull rider and horsebreaker. She once rode a bad cow, who threw her, compelling her father to kill the bovine and serve her for dinner to his darling daughter.
-4. A month spent with Paul BingHam, farrier, equine foot doctor. I attended Paul while he worked on various horses of varied breeds in Missouri, Arkansas and Oklahoma. I had the experience of handling the paper work and of watering the dogs of Ronnie, a real cowboy, at a cattle yard horse auction where he was unable to sell a certain mule. Returning at dusk to Ronnie’s ranch, I was left alone in the gathering dark with the black mule, who eyed me with bad intent, having been bullied by humans all day and now in the presence of one who feared him. Fortunately, a horny white donkey produced a stupendous erection, and in his attempted rape of the larger, darker animal, saved me from whatever the neurotic mule had in mind.
Brazen Sky
Advent: 0
Cimmerians, Jockeys, Amazons, Scythians, Slaves, Sarmatians, Getai, Isidri, Masagetai and Sacai
From 3,000 B.C. horses were raised for meat beside the rivers north of the Black and Caspian Seas. These could not be herded over open range, but were penned, being to small for men to ride.
From 2,000 B.C. horses were used to haul chariots and revolutionized war along with the composite bow. Boys would be used to ride individual horses like a donkey, seated on the butt, for round up. The small size of jockey’s to this day hearkens back to the need for a light horse wrangler. This technology appears in China, The Near East and India by 1700.
From 850 to 750 B.C. horses had become large enough for men to ride. An exodus from the river valleys of the Danube and Don as the Four Scythian Nations become fully nomadic, seems to have been triggered by an astronomical event that, according to myth, cast four brazen objects down for mankind. Not only do the tribes divide in four, but there are four castes, including Slaves, who are the grain tenders and artisans who stay behind as the free men may now herd horses across open range. It seems the legend of the amazons has the practical source of using women, who put less strain on the still small horses, to lead remounts and exchange tired mounts for their men, as illustrated on the cover of The First Horsemen, Time Life Books [?]
Son of God
Classical Antiquity: 1
Xenophon, Phillip & Alexander
The horsemen of Classical antiquity had no stirrups and either fired bows or threw light lances from the backs of their mounts, finally using their swords to cut down fleeing footmen or fight one another from horseback. As Xenophon became 2nd in command of the fugitive 10,000 around 400 B.C., the need to deal with mounted enemy and swarms of archers, slingers and dart throwers, resulted in converting heavy infantry in some cases into horsemen who fought like infantry, and also into missile troops who again, were better at hand to hand than the typical peltast. Xenophon describes in Horsemanship how the cornel wood spear is stronger than the traditional light horseman’s spear, with advice on padding blunt staves and sparring in the saddle.
Phillip of Macedon combined these reforms with close combat doctrine for horsemen who now fought exclusively “like infantry” close on the foe. The abandoned role of mobile missile troops was taken up by using archers and peltasts at point-blank range, taking these traditional forms of skirmishers from the flanks and drawing them across the enemy line of battle to kill men and break formations.
Alexander would develop his father’s doctrine with increased aggression and caused a combined arms military shift similar to the introduction of Blitzkrieg in WWII, granting military supremacy to Macedonians for 125 years until Rome revolutionized infantry tactics.
Terror of the World
Late Antiquity Scythian Descendants: 2
The Jujun, Huns, Heruli, Gepedi, Alans or Alani, Sciri, Tartar Peoples, and the persons, Munjuk father of Attila, Eanak, Uldin, Rugulus, Bleda, Attila and Eslaf
For 2,000 years the blond Huns preyed upon Northern and Eastern China, depopulating numerous regions repeatedly, which were restocked by their civilized foes. The main article of plunder was Chinese women. This is illustrated in Chinese poetry and tapestry and in the graves of the Royal Scythians in Siberia. There was a long period of this type of interbreeding. There also seems to have been the use of Tartar, Turkic and Mongols as allies or slaves, resulting in a sharing out of the Arуan/Scythian horse technology, similar to the relationship between the Nordics and the Finns.
By about 200 A.D. a Chinese expedition to exterminate the Huns marched into Manchuria, lost 270,000 men, raised a monument, and returned with 30,000 troops. This caused a collapse of Hun cohesion and drove them west, where they intermarried with the blond Alans or Alani. Note that the Poetic Eddas express no alien racial difference between Goths and Huns, that the tribes mixed, and that, while the name of Attila’s father was Asiatic, as well as his appearance, that the names of his uncle Regulus, an earlier Hun King Uldin, and his ambassador, Eslaf, were Germanic. Attila was recognized as overlord by the Germanic Kings, even in Sweden.
It seems that the explosion of the steppes people at this time, and the expansion of horse warfare technology across many races, had to do with a cooling cycle and the invention of the stirrup, which made horsemen more effective and more easily trained. The Huns, an entirely mongrel nation with very little social cohesion, would dwindle and disappear from history. It is my suspicion that the Huns, mixing with their successors and with disaffected Germans, became the Cossacks. Hungary would be conquered by the Avars and Magyars, the latter accounting for the modern population. I suggest the Huns were of a similar mix of Asian and European stock.
A Chinese military base was established near Alexandria the Furthest in Central Asia, from where Mango, a giant mercenary warrior, would desert to become the companion of the King of Armenia circa A.D. 300.
Wake and Ready
Chivalry: 3
Avars, Magyars, Cumin, Pechenegs, Roland, William, Timur, Soto & Gustavus Adolphus
Increasingly Asiatic horsemen, culminating with the fully purely Asiatic Mongols and Turks, would push into Eastern Europe even as Arabs and Berbers pushed into Western Europe. The terrible combat described in the Song of Roland, composed in Normandy by Teraldus, just before the life of William of Normandy, once again joined the Nordic thirst for close combat with the horse Wake and Ready, one with his heroic rider. William of Normandy developed 3-rider wedge teams for shock, scaling down and simplifying Alexander’s flying wedge and romboid formations.
Timur, who was a Tartar and an ethno-warrior, was described by his Arab slave of 20 years, who was his Chronicler as “White,” and had the most remarkable career of any horse lord who began in such poverty, with only a horse, a woman and five men, to become the most feared man on the earth, vanquisher of the Khans, Rajahs, Sultans, Kings and countless chiefs. His grandsons would found the Mogul Empire in India. He appears to have used Chinese slaves to employ explosive weapons and died of old age as he marched on China. His tactics were identical to that of Forest in America’s Civil War.
Soto slew more men on a single day with his own hand than any horseman and wiped out numerous civilizations in a four-year expedition in Florida, where he lead 240 horsemen.
Adolphus, warrior King of Sweden, “Lion of the North” perfected the combined arms team, employed leather canon, and died victorious in the saddle.
The First With the Most
Modernity: 4
Cossacks, The French Colonel, Rangers of Virginia, Kentucky & Texas 1644-1890s, Morgan, Forest, Mosby & Custer, Imbolden, Wheeler, Chalmers, Quantrill, Joe Shelby, Phil Sheridan, Custer & Crazy Horse—Turk & Russian Parallel
Cossacks would harry Napoleons beaten host from Moscow to France 30 years after a mad French cavalry colonel lit the fuse for the largest massacre of Americans in Frontier history. Mounted rangers in Virginia came into being based on a suggestion in 1622 by Captain John Smith, that cleared land would facilitate riding down savages from horseback. The 1644 Third Anglo-Powhaton War made mounted rangers the tool most used to clear the toughest tribes of the American frontier, from the Shawnee in 1813 to the Apache and Comanche at the closing of the frontier.
Mounted ranger tactics were used to such great effects by Confederate Commanders that they became the model, along with the Mongols, for German War Studies ultimately resulting in Blitzkrieg doctrine.
These tactics would be answered by cavalry Army tactics of Sheridan and imitated by Crazy Horse at the Fetterman Massacre and the Little Big Horn against Custer. Crazy Horse was said to have blue eyes, possibly a white mother, and used a Winchester, his men armed with much better shoulder fired guns than Custer’s cheap carbines with copper casing that jammed. Ironically, a decade later, a Turkish riders armed with Winchesters sold by America inflicted heavy losses on a Russian force armed with obsolete weapons. To crown this, in 1944, when a Cossack force allied to Germany, of some 20,000, made a fighting winter retreat through Austria to surrender to the Allies, tracing the invasion rout of Attila, American commanders turned them over to the Soviets to be executed and sent to Siberian gulags.
Notes
-0. By the Wine Dark Sea, The Sons of Arуas, The Beasts of Arуas, LaFond, Histories by Hedodotus, The Horse by Strong, 1933
-1. Xenophon Horsemanship, Anabasis, Arrian’s Alexander Anabasis, Alexander of Macedon by Harold Lamb
-2. Edward Gibbon, The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Chapter 34, Poetic Eddas, Jackson Crawford
-3. The Song of Roland by Teraldus the Norman, The Crusades by Harold Lamb, Tamerlane, Conqueror of the World, Harold Lamb, Paradise Lost by Milton, Hernan De Soto, Savage Quest in the Americas by Duncan, The Conquest of New Spain by Bernal Diaz, The Thirty Years War by C.V. Edgewood, The Devil’s Horsemen by Chambers
-4. A Sorrow in the Heart by Allen B. Eckert, A Battle From the Start, Brian Steel Wills, Bust Hell Wide Open [?], Crazy Horse by Mari Sandoz, The Devil Knows How To Ride (Quantrill)[?], Mosby’s Rangers [?], The Civil War by Shelby Foote
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Critiques of the modern citizen
Cocktail Napkin 1
Apparently there has been some confusion on how to best be human. Channeling a highly rare mood to write, I present a streaming takeoff from one of the world's most atomized webmasters, me. I have no goal with this writing, just some content to think on.
“Nothing in life is free.”
“If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.”
“Information is power.”
“Eat or be eaten.”
If these morals are true, it means you're responsible for seeking the truth, concerning each and every last thing, all by yourself, or suffer the consequences. A huge project. To attempt it requires more than a resolve to strive, but a complete willingness to start over with a renewed spirit to be Right. Be prepared to be turned on-end, right up to your last day. Seeking the truth means Preparing to be wrong and having the courage to change as needed, totally. Call it a lifestyle.
But for clarity and specificity: You must be prepared to accept the fact that everything you know is a lie and that you must immediately become a new person with the proper facts, not the wrong ones, as this is the primary imperative for salvaging your freedom and preserving your humanity.
Opt out, and you are participating in a comfortable lie upon yourself, handing over Power over yourself, accepting Sloth and Dependence as your base condition, and keeping lies and gaslight your regular diet forever. It's at this point that the volunteering have accepted a fate they probably weren't aware of - disenfranchising themselves from being any sort of contender in that economy of scale, the one driven by information and by power. Perhaps worse, if invisible forces (or converged interests to the sensitive) are intent to weaponize information or use power against you (gee in what world??), you're really gonna want that power back.
Sourcing the Truth
Where do you turn for the truth? What channel on cable TV is it? It's not. Wherever it is, it won't be served on a platter, by people with power or capital. Remembering that it quickly becomes the duty of those who have conserved their wealth/power to defend it, one may trust they will effort to dis-inform, confound, depress. I would. Actually, every entity in modernity does this automatically. "Public relations"... "Politics"... Governments and corporations and churches and unions and all other parties exist to:
1. conserve power
2. get power
3. avoid getting crushed by power
So why in the hell do you think that you ALONE have some implied agency with these other actors? Why would they ever tell you the whole truth? They don't. Power 101. I don't pride in it, it is simply the way of the world; it can be counted upon. Even dumbass criminals maturated by the degenerative culture of today understand the mission:
1. lie
2. lie
3. lie again
It allows the person to diffuse obscurely into the myriad non-truths enveloping the body like rushing storm-water currents.
You instead will have to be:
1. your own source of strength
2. trusting of yourself, in fact, a peddler of trust
3. your own judge of information, referencing all sources possible—no one else
3. defensive
4. offensive
You will have to be quite different than your peers; to them you will appear excited, driven, mad. Most others will stay inside the House of Cards as it provides just enough sunshine to cultivate the pansy or the lotus. Your way will break hearts and disturb the inner peace of atomized lives.
Delay of Game, or Time of Possession
Mericans, particuarly boomers, got sold really hard on the idea that your TIME is YOURS, and if you really want to take possession of it, you need to keep a strong disposition against working [outside of employ], as that takes TIME - which you need to conserve in order to be free. Life economics 101. If the boss has to rent your work, then you need to be sellin' and not givin' it away (to NO ONE goddamnit, I'm in control!). Does this couple well with the human need to sit or lie down? Or bend over? You tell me.
This is not to say Mericans, particulary boomers, don't work. They certainly do, measurably more than most of the Western world in fact, and probably more than their remotest cousin. And that's where the grifty exchange ends dammit; the game just came on and it's Miller™ time.
Back from the game. We lost. Oh well.
Most of my countrymen get the message loud and clear: work, and when not working, do nothing that looks like work (reading, exercise, spirituality, independent life). To do otherwise sets you against the Grain. What do they have to prove? The rest of us normies ought keep our distance, as these types must be lazy or have poor intentions. Everyone knows if you're wealthy you're winning. If you're poor, you're a loser.
Get a job loser.
There is an observable awareness amongst these proles that their careers and civic lives are a waste of collective fruit, flavored into cliches and addages we've all heard and are self-oriented to keep alive the un-purposed spirit.
“They got you comin and goin”
“Everybody's working for the weekend”
“It's all about money”
There is an awareness, but it is fashioned into a governing force that imprisons the person by maintaining the ego in limbo. Isn't that wild? ... the Inability to take basic and aged observations, catalyze them with Logic and Initiative, to alter one's behavior, to fix your predicament. They've provisioned just enough chalance to work and consume with distinction.
The failure is simple: you can't tell you're not free, because you're spending all your mustered faculty on material success and survival, and ignoring your soul, that stupid thing shooting anxiety laser beams into your conscience whenever your life story, designed for obsolescence, shatters along with your ego. (see 'Midlife Crisis')
We're not talking about leaps and bounds in physical toil to acquire spiritual release, I'm saying remember when every last Native American culture got turned out? Remember the big wars and the Great Depression? Remember when gods chosen were foresaken and exchanged for real estate? Remember Omaha beach? Remember the twin towers? Remember covid? Well, don't believe so hard. This generation or the next, your bloodline's gonna get rescheduled homie.
Evolving out of being a powerless neoslave with all sights downward will have to be the work of some real John Connor types (see the movie The Terminator) as it seems nearly everyone warms up to the prosperity gospel in time, or the secular wheel of fortune, complete with wonderful items unfathomable. Let's not forget, the Afterlife has been foregone for Superbowl Sunday.
Your time is yours, all the time, dummy. You could spend time on developing yourself and truthseeking (same thing), but if you're not careful (sarcasm) that might quickly reveal your current arrangement is a scam and you're Stockholming yourself, using the very language your de-landed ancestors used to enter the city and receive their promised rewards of convenience, leisure, health, and wealth (sarcasm again).
You can build a career, but can you build yourself? You're a teamplayer, but is it your team? Not speaking in terms of where you work or what you own, Who are You?
Pet Ownership For Pet Awareness
I've started to nickname my dog Doppelzahn (doppel-tsan) as it means DoubleTooth in German. He's a mini-schnauzer (which I believe means he originates where half of my ancestors are from, until some know-it-all asshole informs me the breed was concocted in the eastern regions of France or 1920s America). He's a good shit. It's a small gesture to the college-dropout inside that nonfluency doesn't have to be mean irrelevancy. His real dog-name is Loki hehe, and he has some double-teeth, something dogs acquire more often than humans. I'm thinking about taking him to the vet for a look, and possibly a procedure if need be.
Loki has no fucking idea what's goin on. I exist in the shadows all the time, but he only sees me when he wants to see me, or more specifically, when I want to be seen. When I feed him, engage his playfulness, and pickup his defecations I am there in full glory. But the rest of the time he's in his own world, taking possession of his schnauzerbody as he should, his off-species papa a distant unknown.
If I please, I will have him anaesthetized, his dentistry modified, and when he wakes up he'll have no idea it even happened. Perhaps while he's under, I'll have his testicles removed. Smart money. 2 birds 1 stone. Gotta prepare for my future, that of my family. Not his, his is whatever I say it is. Then again maybe I won't have him surgered. Maybe it's not worth the money. Decisions, decisions.
We're DoubleTooth Loki. We are leashed, managed, fed, reproduced, and put down at will. But not our will. Someone else's. If we look back at the rather simple and rudimentary social pyramid created by the willing and the unwilling, as constructed by the economics mentioned in the paragraphs above, it is a owner-slave arrangement clear as day. We humans gradually lost our autonomy, to be handled as the wolf was husbanded to Man so many epochs ago. We were set to work, like cattle to the plow. Worker beattitudes were propagated and disseminated. The goals of breeding were applied to accomplish: industriousness, passiveness, apathy, violence—whatever ya need we got it. Inclinations to resist have been, apparently, converted to vibrant acceptance and pride over sparse millenia.
Sometimes you need a Schnauzer.
Sometimes you need a German.
The right tool for the job, ya know.
When I slip the high-quality blue harness over Loki's head, he beats me to the chase, inserting his furry head like an eager projectile. Not just acceptance, but exuberance. He's going outside to be free, he's full of love and is loved. I like to think he becomes an entirely new character, König Doppelzahn des Schnauzers, sniffer of dirty creeks, committed questioner of bus transfers, sworn enemy of short-hairs.
His entire reality is a farce.
We're more than tools, and we don't have to die according to script.
04.01.25   james the tramp — This was a very enjoyable and informative read.

Thanks.

j

And the thumbnail for Conspiracy Against Mankind is great!
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posted: April 1, 2025   reads: 346   © 2025 james the tramp
‘The Hearty Barbarian’
Chapters 31 thru 36: of Edward Gibbon’s The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
From the 370s thru the 470s Rome’s fortunes waned continuously. The lively, pleasing and entertainingly footnoted History of Edward Gibbon, has risen to be my very favorite work of investigative narration. [0] I recommend Gibbon’s narration, either in the 1990s Literary Guild slip cover edition of 8 books, or, the reading by Mister David Timpson. I would like to confine my treatment to impressions of:
Ethnicity,
Personality,
Masculinity,
Cruelty,
Degeneracy,
Piety,
Primacy,
The World Stage…
In inverted order, in something like Gibbon described as a “disquisition.”
The World Stage was increasingly cool and harsh, with frequent earthquakes, increased famine and disease and intensified migrations of barbarians from east and north. Coinage had been devalued and the economy had devolved into a scramble to cannibalize the accumulated art and architecture of Antiquity: relics, even guilt roof tiles, church chalices and temple eves were melted into bullion as the coinage was debased, and the lack of ability to quarry stone turned the eye of the degenerate civic architect on the monuments of a superior past as a source of ready stone. Whatever economic undercurrent, whatever network of nameless and faceless bankers and soul drivers who had trafficked in precious metals and human property since the Bronze Age, remained implicitly intact. For the only social mechanics that yet functioned as they once had was liquidation of gold, silver and people into movable assets.
The rhythmic use of the sorrowful quip in the face of hideous politics and religious hysterics serves the author as a light balm:
“Arcadius, in the thirty fifth year of his age, after a reign—if we can abuse that word…” gives a nice example of Gibbon’s sense of humor that makes his work so pleasing.
Primacy
Emperors served increasingly as disposable puppets for conspiracies. Generals are murdered for their success as often as in the pagan Roman past, with the key civic trait of the Roman government maintaining itself as the hatred of the successful military man. The quickening heart of the collective soul, and its cancerous body, came increasingly to identify and look to barbarian warriors instead of Roman soldiers, heroes and chiefs as agents and of Kings as protectors. The ancient Arуan ideal of the King, after an absence of 1,200 years on the shores of the decadent Middle Sea had returned. The Medieval and Early Modern ideal of the King [Arthur being the ideal] came only from the barbarians, even as the modern idea of the puppet executive is an obvious resurrection of Roman corruption.
Piety
Pious pagans remained in intellectual and military service to Christian Rome more than 100 years after Constantine stamped the Christian brand on the empire. Many of the barbarians were Christian, and were no less cruel than their heathen relations. Christian piety chiefly expressed itself in the persecution of rival Christian sects, with pagans receiving better treatment then “heretics,” whose doctrines were often so similar to that of their orthodox and heretical foes that one would “require a theological microscope” to discern the difference. Mass conversion of rural pagans, which included monks employing gladiators to slaughter rural folks for maypole ceremonies and such, resulted in a mass swelling of church membership. Not coincidentally, the worship of the physical remains of saints, martyrs and apostles became a rage at this time, so morbid that one newly deceased bishop’s body had to be guarded, lest the faithful tear it apart for relics.
Degeneracy
The switch to Christianity did not, halt, slow or accelerate the increased sexual perversion of Late Antiquity, or the decreased birthrate. When the Vandals sacked Carthage in 429 there were many Roman men dressed as women, complicating the sorting of slave girls. Romans of Latin, Greek and other blood, any Roman by name it seems, lacked a healthy desire to procreate as well as to fight enemies. Nearly all military affairs were conducted and directed by barbarians.
Cruelty
Christianity likewise did nothing to change the cruel nature of Roman collective consciousness, with delight in torture, mob murder and the slaughter of the innocent relations of any man who fell from public favor remaining the status quo. Attila the heathen Hun and Odaca the barbarian-Christian Heruli King both showed much more mercy than Christian Romans. Indeed, the storied cruelty of the Christian Barbarian Vandals, seems to be due to their alliance with Donatist Christians paying off scores against Catholics in and around Carthage. Overall, the cruelty once reserved by pagan Romans for the slaughter of the women of foes, was now transferred to the slaughter of barbarian women and children by Romans, and of Christian by Christian over doctrine. The protection of the Church was strictly limited to upper class, Christian, Roman women.
Masculinity
At the midpoint of this period, three women ruled the Roman world as regents to sissy emperors, either sons or brothers. Some strongmen did rise to power, a few Roman soldiers, who were murdered, especially after becoming emperors, and numerous barbarian kings. These barbarian kings were the only protectors of women on the world stage. Even after Attila killed his brother Bleda, Bleda’s widow was an honored matron of that nation. Placidia, a conniving bitch, if a beauty, would be rescued by and married by two barbarian kings and one soldier king. The daughter of Eudocia, disgraced empress of the Eastern Empire, was twice rescued by Genseric, King of the Vandals, who married one of her daughters to a son of his. The only masculine figure permitted in Rome, as a defender of the weak and innocent, was Jesus Christ, with women who would have been killed in the pagan period permitted to live on as a nun. But Roman men themselves, had lost along with the desire to procreate, the instinct to protect even their own wives and daughters.
Personality
Attila, King of the Huns, only man to rule the Scythians and the Germans, managed to put together the biggest battle in pre-gunpowder warfare at Chalons, in which most barbarian nations and some skittish Romans fought. He was like a force of nature, destroying 70 eastern cities and a dozen or so cities in Northern Italy, resulting in Venice, birthing by his rapine a Republic as the people of that region fled to and settled on estuary islands. Of the four kings to bring the City of Rome to its knees, he is the only one who did not rape, burn, loot and destroy it. Asiatic in appearance, he was culturally Scythian, living and dying in all the traditional manners described by Herodotus and dscovered in Scythian burial mounds in Siberia.
Aetius, a friend and rival of Attila, was one of the last true Roman statesman/soldiers and was involved in an early lance duel with Saint Boniface, which he won by using a longer spear. Genseric the Vandal, born on the Baltic, adventured through Germany, Gaul, Spain and into North Africa, which he conquered and held against superior forces. [2] An Arrian Christian, he became the first “Barbary pirate” terrorizing and ravaging from Spain to Egypt, raiding Italy annually. This ally of Attila used the King of the Huns as a capital piece in his chess match to destroy the Roman world, and keeping his own council, even declining to give his navigators targets, trusting to God to send winds that would bring his fleets, which transported horses for inland raiding, to “the guilty.” Attila was the most powerful, Aetius the most crafty, but Genseric was a king for some 50 years, leading his men in war into his 80s, having played his foes and allies off against each other masterfully.
Ethnicity
Some Asiatic races such as the Turkalingi, Uigars and Avars were already in Europe raiding, serving as mercenaries and even attacking the Huns and Germans. The Huns were certainly the Scythians of Classical Antiquity having interbred extensively with as many races as possible. Such names as Uldin, Onagesius, Scota, Erlak [1], Dengezik [1], Edacom, Eslaf, Eonak [1] and Attila’s father, Mujuk, show a mixture of Tartar, Turkic and Germanic names. As with the tribes of North America, adoption of valiant men and the acquisition of varied slave women and wives suggests the Huns as an actual force of interbreeding nature.
By 476 to 479, Rome had been raped three times and submitted once since 405, and was now utterly gone, but for the memory of its 1200 years of rule and its remarkable reputation for being, among nations, the most systematically cruel.
Notes
-0. While discussing the physical fate of the city of Rome, Gibbon admits that his history began as an inquiry into that much smaller subject, this great history having radiated out from that urban inquiry.
-1. Three slain sons of Attila, who had two short lived and one moderate terms of tribal kingship after his passing. It seems that the mothers must have named Hun sons according to the conventions of their people, and that these people were varied, for Attila actually fought wars to attain choice brides of various races.
-2. Gibbon confidently declared, in 1777, that no barbarian would even consider the wasted effort of conquering the black regions south of the Torrid Zone! He would have been horrified to know that Europe would lose 100 million souls in two wars that began over the scramble for possession of Sub Sahara Africa.
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Cutting the Rug
A Patagonian Night: Chapter 4: Part 2 of 3: Crew
The base could have been in a Norwegian fiord. Rather than early Autumn as it had been in Maryland, it was early Spring here, far below the equator at the terminus of the spiny ridge of the South American continent, upon the twisted origin of which Darwin had declined to speculate. The stagnation of industrial and technical evolution had, in Theographical circles, begun to encourage speculation that The Theory of the Origin of Species, of Evolution, in short, might not be so reason-clad as Richard had been taught. He had long suspected that Darwin himself did not “believe” so fervently in his reasoned speculations as his later day adherents did.
Such were the broad-scoped shadows, doubts trailing like gray cloaks behind their fiendishly hunched backs, that scudded across Richard’s rampant mind’s eye as he was lowered by hawser upon a pallet that contained his kit and sober footman. The Color Sergeant Major and O’Neal were already upon the liftway along with gray-uniformed men whose appearance gave Richard a start of wonder tinged with bitterness.
Richard was greeted with salutes by his Sergeant, by an Argentine General, a Russian Colonel, a Chinese Major, and, and a German Admiral, Commander, and a Captain. The last three were attired according to 70 year old military uniform codes so notable for their striking aesthetics. Entire books explored the nuances of uniform and operational methods and equipment employed by the army of that now extinct nation, Germany.
Richard looked up to these tall men, lean in their gaunt uniforms of deathly gray, saluted stiffly and stepped towards them as his footman and stevedore unloaded his kit and the pallet lift was hawsered back aloft. Commander Levsky was hurrying over from the forelift as Richard addressed the men, “Enemies of my forefathers? So it is true that some zeppelins escaped to Argentina and Chile?”
The admiral answered with a slight smile, “I am afraid that our airships all went down protecting the Fatherland. However, the U-Boats were never unleashed in battle, but saved for the survival of the entire human race.”
“U-Boats?”
“Young Captain,” soothed the Admiral, “I am Alfred Donetz, grandson of the Undersea Admiral. Three of our last four U-Boats have been lost this year. The Enemy is both areal and aquatic and is jealous of these domains. We launch before dawn while production is moved elsewhere—rockets were but a ruse. French, British and Russian submarine programs were open to sabotage. German U-Boat technology was developed in secret. We have a crew of 24, sons of Argentine and Kriegsmarine, all devoted to Supra-National Theographic Expedition.”
Bing-Ham, Zephyr, Pullman, the doormen, Mister Pete and the bar keep, printer and reporter converged from the aft.
Commander Levsky, Sergeant Suvarov, Sventlana, Hilda and two sailors converged from the fore hawser, bearing all their effects as Blackie and Pope were lifted down with the balance of Richard’s expeditionary articles. The fiord was enclosed as a natural compound. Three simple U-shaped docks, covered piers he was told, projecting into the cold inlet, were mirrored by three barracks surrounding a workhouse with higher roof and black out windows.
Richard was bemused, so impressed as he was with the speed, utility and vantage of the airship that yet hovered above them. “Why not by air, if we are bound for climes Antarctic, Admiral?”
He asked this as he noted that though the uniforms were German antique in design, the insignia was of a five-pointed star within the sphere of the earth, a symbol he took it of Supra-National Theography. Bing-Ham, Zephyr and Pullman exchanged pleasantries with a Teutonic scholar by the name of Mickles, speaking of retiring to the workhouse for planning and a geographical brief.
She then started, and he sharply, sickeningly, felt her wince with fright, “Czarina?” he asked, turning to see her squeezing Hilda’s thick hand and gasping in her silvery voice so lush with worry, “It sounds like the cutting of a rug, of a floor man ripping up carpet with a hook-beaked knife!”
The men fell silent.
Richard thought to himself, hoping she would know his thoughts, not wanting to clutter her trance with the wordy here and now, ‘Is it near?’
She groaned, “Oh, Captain Jones!”
The woman, so commanding, confident and fit, then swooned.
“To the Boat!” ordered the Admiral. Major Yu, see to the relocation of production. Captain Kleves load the expedition. General, Operation Odysseus is in play.”
‘How interesting,’ Richard mused, ‘that we are the least of the force, but the King’s English chosen for allied discourse.’
The calm words of command, issued by the Admiral echoed all around him as he signaled for the Sergeant to Get all hands and effects down to the boat shed.
Richard drew his revolver and stood about instinctively, knowing with a weird certainty, that something evil that way came.
Only Commander Levsky did likewise, seeming to cue off of Richard, as if privy to the ethereal connection between the Czarina and the strangely haunted and maimed provincial Captain.
Richard cocked his 0.50 Caliber revolver, held it to his right shoulder and shivered as he heard a cacophony of single song, a one tone, sharp and rising to infinity that would shake the confidence of any man not infected by the heady balm of fanaticism. That call rang like all the sirens of an extinct ocean and felled the one Russian sailor who had stayed to attend the commander, quivering on the air lift strip, frothing at the mouth, hands over ears, shaking like a winter-bitten leaf.
Levsky growled, “Come on, Jones!”
As if on cue, the aft and fore guns of the Czarina barked dreadfully above, shooting gouts of flame, evincing one dreadful pining call, as if a hawk the size of an elephant screed in rage.
The guns roared again, multiple times, tracking something. Small arms sparked and barked on the cat walks, Russian sailors seen outlined in the tiny spittings of firelight. Then, gray clouds swept aside and the moon was seen to glower behind the air ship, some winged thing passing over its top with a scree of ear-rending keens. The fore and aft guns thumped and flamed, lesser guns sparked and barked—
… came the cutting of the rug, a sound like a titan tearing a tapestry between his hands. [1]
The giant balloon listed, then burst into flame, guns still firing, a winged thing burning like a phoenix in the death grapple with the giant exploding albatross in its claws. The Czarina took horrible flame as the sound of Svetlana’s ether voice seared its sorrow into his brain, as if a great mechanical twin of hers died and she shared her pain through an astral embrace, “No!”
‘She is suffering with the doomed crew above even as she swoons below—not unconscious, but in some kindred state.’
A great flame erupted like a wall of burning night before them, falling to the inner foot of the fiord’s parapet. It was a wonder of disaster, a quenching of industrial sadness at the ends of the earth. Richard stood in wonder, and apart, sensing for the weirdness in the moment of annealing dread he knew was to come. Oh how he yearned to fight a monster!
Levsky said with a voice steady as steel, “Death is afoot, Captain. You and I are all that stand between the foul owl’s beak and the production crew, without which—”
A flaming phoenix rose from the blaze before them as Richard’s was singed by flames a hundred yards and more distant, the screams of incinerating men wafting their end up to heaven, and ushering a singular form of damnation towards he and Levsky.
Notes
-1. Over the past two weeks I have torn up carpet for an Alaskan family living in Portland, as I finish this novel. The sound was a much magnified version of that made by the beak of my Pittsburgh friend’s 6 ounce parrot as it tore apart the canvas backing of a chair. That terrible little avian, which attacks giant humans who fail to bow to its tyrannical demands is the basis for the Phoenixiathan. -JL, 1/11/25
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Hunishment
A Patagonian Night: Chapter 4: Part 1 of 3: Captain
Seven days and seven nights of Theographic discussion passed like a dream before Richard’s rampant mind’s eye. He found himself impressed by the fact that The Czarina, attended by Hilda, her severe maid, had a mind equal in depth and breath to his own. Richard made not a move or devoted a thought to courting this great lady. She was unattainable in any case, due to nationality and rank. She might, however, as a confidant of Queen Gloria, gain Richard some even higher commission than this, perhaps make of him a Drake of a fleet of sky dogs. Towards this end he showed utmost courtesy and military bearing to this impressive lady.
There was a part of him though, that wished this airship would crash in some fabled land, perhaps even through a portal—which Zephyr assured them existed—taking him and her to some alien planet. Perhaps, a smaller planet, like Mars or Venus, where Richard’s modest stature might be enhanced by his heavy gravity origins permitting him to leap like a tiger?
One night, over the vast Parana forest of evergreen clothing the confluence of Brazil, Paraguay and Uruguay, other, less refined dreams were realized at the Captain’s table in the bridge, Jones permitting the servants of the guests a revel. Hilda, the Czarina’s hand maiden, was the daughter of a captured Prussian Grenadier and a Mongolian princess who wanted a round-eyed child. Hilda was the result, twice as wide as her charge, boasted of having taken a bullet once already for her mistress, a through and through of one mighty mammary. She was perhaps 40, to her charge’s 24 years, had been an avid wrestler and dancer in her youth and, upon the disgrace of premarital pregnancy to an unknown officer of the Imperial Guard in Saint Petersberg, became the wet nurse and eventual nanny to Czarina Svetlana, to who she demonstrated a ferocious attachment.
The next to last night before docking in Patagonia, as dawn ushered the airship over forest and beyond over the Pampas, “Her Hunishment,” [1] Hilda, in some kind of fact-finding caper aimed at determining the character of Richard through the interrogation of his serving men, arranged the revel with Captain Jones, who, at the wheel, looked forever and away as he listened to phonographic music broadcast from his brazen record player. In rounds served up by the Bar Keep of The Raven, this mighty stout “maid,” initially over a game of cards, drank Richard’s entire serving staff under the table.
O’Neal fell first, the imprint of the beer mug remaining in his forehead for days...
Blackie soon nodded off on the bench.
The young liver of Tyler Pope failed him at around midnight.
The famously pickled brain of LaFano and that indifatigable liver, kept him conscious until nearly dawn. The four woke to czarist music blaring from the brazen phonograph, with empty pockets, groggy heads, the contents of their brains now possessed by the still sober Hunish Huss to report to her Mistress his every secret, down, he imagined, to the color of his medical socks!
The entire crew grinned at him as his four men stood in misery upon the main deck before Color Sergeant Major, LaFano still quite drunk, [2] “Seen the bullet riddled udder, I did, Sarge. Fine a shield as ever wrought by Mother Mary ta’ save a high lass.”
“Get ye some sleep in case ye mice are need for action against as yet unknown men,” sounded the Sergeant, who then turned to Richard, “Sorry you had to button up yourself, Sir. The Czarina’s maid had some sport with your men. I fancy she can name the staff of Dark Hall down to the lowest Hindoo sculler.”
“Good service then, has been rendered by all, Color Sergeant Major. We have nothing to hide.”
Breakfast was served to the Theographic dignitaries, by the bar keep and Hilda, as Mister Pete proudly stood guard next to the towering Sergeant, who could not wear his pith helmet within the cabins or on bridge. Only the cat walks, gang ways and main deck admitted a tall man with head gear.
Hilda reeked of alcohol as she reached over Richard’s right shoulder with his coffee and dish and whispered huskily in his ear, “Good Captain,” to which the Czarina, who always sat next to him on his left, next to his stump, smiled slightly and admitted, “Apologies for any damage done to the towering intellects among your menials, Captain. I, as a remote viewer, who have already been privy to your rampant fever dreams, and hence my request of Dear Gloria for your service, knew you to be of sterling character. However, as you have your own overbearing Color Sergeant, I have my Hunish Shield, who can trace her blood to Frederick The Great and Genghis Khan. My guardian must know things of her own ken.”
Breakfast coffee had all been served and Captain Jones offered a toast, “To the four her fell here in defense of the Lord’s Honor, may their heads pound the softer and their hearts soar loftier!”
He could not help but grin as Mister Pete clicked his heels and whirled his red fez of felt hung with its cloth of gold tassel and Bing-Ham cut loose some kind of cowboy whoop that sounded too Indian to come from a Theographic throat.
Commander Levsky then announced, “After the first hour of sundown, we dock at an autonomous base of the Extra-National Theographic Society. All expeditionary personnel other than Captain Jones and Crew, will disembark within an hour of anchorage. This vessel is in service to the Russian Empire, and may not dally.”
Her voice entered his mind, not through his ears, but through some other kind, “Yes, Richard, the time is nigh to quench Truth in the fire of The Lie.”
He turned his head and looked at her eyes, not wide or narrow, but focused in clear regard.
Her face seemed content in an odd tension of purpose.
His mind was quiet, except for an echo far and below.
Notes
-1. The entire crew seemed to be in on the joke. They nick named Hilda Her Hunishment based on her Prussian parentage.
-2. In 2022 a large breasted babe showed me a through and through shot from a recent 0.45 APC round she took at close range, before stomping the gunman. Hilda is based on that woman.
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‘A Kingdom or a Grave’
Chapters 28, 29 & 30: of Edward Gibbon’s The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
After the death of Theodosius, the last emperor to take the saddle, his two degenerate sons, ascended to the thrones of The East and West. Honorious in the West was the caged dove of Stilicho, his artful minister. Honorius was married to a beautiful bride and, after 10 years was unable to make love to her, was unable to have sex, had no desire other than feeding birds. His younger brother, Archadius was managed by a rapacious minister who looted the Eastern Empire in an attempt to have his daughter married to Archadius. Saved by Stilicho, tyrant of his older brother, Archadius would die in palatial obscurity.
The Moorish Civil War
The 7 leading legions, including the Jovians and Herculeans, once 5,000 strong, reduced to 1500 strong in the late 200, were now in the final decade of the 300s reduced to a force of only 5,000, seeing a seven-fold reduction in strength. This war ends in the maiming or death of one standard bearer.
Thrice the minister of Honorius, Stilicho, defeats and encircles Alaric and his Goths, to have the Gothic king and his men slip away. Gibbon considers that the two men, with informers in each other’s mercenary camp, are in some kind of communication.
Stilicho, the Roman Christian, attacked Alaric and the Christian Goths on Easter Sunday, entrusting the battle to a pagan Goth, unnamed by history, who fell in the attack! This seems to have been a bloody battle, with the Gothic camp captured at Polentia. The last combat of Gladiators in Rome was given after the driving of the Goths away from the palatial retreat of the emperor at Milan in Northern Italy. Gladiators were used in Syria by fanatic monks to wipe out pagan temples and slaughter pagans. In 404, Telemachus, an Asiatic monk, went into the arena to stop gladiatorial combat, was stoned by the mob and percipitated the final enforcement of the Theodosian Code that forbade all pagan rites.
Honorius, who in 28 years as emperor, did nothing but shelter in place and evacuate to a safer shelter, was the archetype of the captive puppet monarch. Ravenna, on the shores of the Adriatic, became the last refuge of the effete Roman emperors, was a naval base, military supply depot, a city of canals surrounded by vineyards, which still throve in Gibbon’s day. This city had a better supply of wine than water.
The Chinese annals reveal the secret and remote causes of the fall of Rome, which was the rise of the Tartars who drove west the Huns with their own methods and held Northern China for a time until one of these Tartars went over to China and conquered from Korea to the Caspian Sea, defeating the Huns and Alans and sending them west into Eastern Europe. The fugitive Sarmations drove out the Swabians, Vandals and the Burgundians, who were joined by the horseman of the Alimani “Allmen” who were the residue of various German tribes wiped out by the earlier Roman power. These were lead by Radigast, king of the confederate Germans. Much of Northern Italy, already taxed into poverty by the civic structure of Rome in the 300s, were now pillaged. The incompetent siege of Florence marked the birth of that city as a republic of the Middle Ages, as recalled by Machivelli. Radigast was a hero king campaigning under Thor and Odin. This desperate invasion was stopped by Stilicho with an army raised by the following means:
In A.D. 406 a law offering 2 pieces of gold to any slave who would enlist in the legions, permitting Stilicho to “painfully collect,” an army of only 30,000 men, compared to the much larger armies of Volunteers in the 300s B.C. These were combined with a large force of German mercenaries.
Stilicho besieged the besiegers of Florence as he had numerous times the Goths under Alaric. Radigast was beheaded and his starved warriors were sold at 1 gold piece each, and most died quickly. Something like 100,000 of these Germanic refugees from the Baltic scattered about Italy and Gaul. [1] The invaders fought the Franks, who defended the empire. 20,000 Vandals were slaughtered by the Franks, their survivors rescued by the Alans, the blond horsemen out of Asia who Arrian fought about A.D. 130, and had recently intermarried with the Huns, both driven west by the Tartars.
“Smoking ruins alone demarcated the solitude of nature from the desolation of man.”
The last legions had been recalled from the Rhine and Britain a decade earlier to satisfy the needs of civil war. It seems, that despite the use of the stirrup and the introduction of the pressure of the Huns from out of the hinterland, that the Germanic peoples were still hard put to finish off the Roman Power that had for 400 years ravaged the German nations. It seems that Alaric’s demand, when he was comically given a military post in the Eastern Empire after ravaging Greece, devoted his Roman authority to having Roman factories produce shields, spears and swords for his men. These, it is surmised were used to arm poorly equipped able-bodied men yet in German territory.
It does seem that Scotsmen from Ireland invaded what was left of Roman Britain. The remaining garrison elevated a Marcus as king and then killed him, then a Gratian was crowned and killed by these rear echelon soldiers. They then elevated a common soldier named Constantine, who was wise enough to realize he would be murdered in Britain and invaded Gaul. This marks the motivation of the British soldiers as a desire for plunder of the falling empire. Constantine, being a common thug, did better than his predecessors until he became the target of the imperial army. Constantine managed to invade Spain at the head of a mongrel 9,000 man host including Germans, Gauls, Moors and Scots, slaughtering an army recruited from slaves by the descendants of Theodosius. This Common Constantine fled perfidious Britain and grifted his way to rule of Gaul and conquered Spain with a mob of pirates and bandits. The bones of Rome were being picked over.
Alaric, once the Master General of Eastern Rome, renounced that title and became Master General of the Western Empire. Alaric played the fence and seems all along to have been in league with his foe and friend in conspiracy, Stillicho, both of them leading armies that teamed with conspirators eager to kill them for gain. Victory had at too high a cost could coast one his head at the hands of a rival from his own army. Alaric now pressured Stilicho for more benefits in order to march against Constantine. The many “dark transactions” of power players picking over the ages of hoarded Roman treasure, is very similar to the scheming, looting and double-crossing of the pirates of the early 1700s.
Finally, sycophants and women about Honorius, who had been the actual prisoner of Stilicho for decades, directed him to murder the friends of Stilicho, the eight or so richest and most powerful ministers of the West, including the four top military commanders. Since the 180s, some 220 years earlier, this had been the Roman way, not changing a bit under Christian faith, to wipe out the political opposition by murder, to disable political retribution while looting their personal fortunes and murdering their wives and children. Roman politics in Late Antiquity had become some what more than the squabbling of pirates and something less than the feuding of drug cartels. This massacre at Pavia saw Honorius, naked and trembling without his regalia, wandering the streets in a state of recompense, having given in to his “favorites” in a conspiracy that seemed to be more about loot than power. Again, the sinking ship of Rome was a battle between sailors and rats over the last scraps of food, rather than some revolution motivated by faith, hate or even power.
In Bologna, Stilicho assembled his war chiefs, who insisted on marching to Pavia and avenging this insult. Stilicho hesitated, with distrust of his barbarian allies. Carus, a mighty Goth, invaded Stilicho’s camp, “cut in pieces the faithful Huns who guarded his person,” and got into the Minister’s tent. Stilicho, managed to escape the Goths, then warned Italy to shut the gates of the cities against his former instruments, and fled to Ravenna, having committed three patriotic acts in as many days, something unlikely to be forgiven by cruel Fate, even as she glared from behind her Christian veil.
What seems to have been Stilicho’s immediate undoing, was a sudden, rare, and now consistent interest in preserving the remains of the race and culture he had compromised across a career of self-interest and practical power politics.
Stilicho sought refuge in the Church of Ravenna and was lured fourth and executed on the steps of the Church, at his final hour, honoring former Roman generals by dissuading his supporters from civil war and giving his neck to the blade. Maniacal church ladies, such as Olympias, were now thick into the murderous politics of torture, rape and child murder at Ravenna, now placing the Christian but still barbarian Goths, in the moral ascent. Also, the infrastructure of military management had now been gutted for good. Rome, to the extent it existed in the East and the West, would be increasingly dependent on barbarian men and methods.
Stilicho, had only enough virtue left in him to assure his own demise, last of the skilled military men to serve his nation with a shred of conscience. Any praise of this slain minister, who got rid of no fewer than four barbarian armies from Italy, was, by law, punishable by death. The death urge of the collective Roman mind was in the ascent.
The “peculiar merit” of Claudian, the poet and chronicler of these sorry episodes, is addressed in an extensive footnote by Gibbon in a compassionate balance of criticism as the closing statement on the fall of Stilicho.
Notes
-1. Gibbon notes that he was composing this section of his work in 1777, and had been working on the section since 1771, demonstrating that the context of this project was his involvement in British Imperial Government at the very time that empire was fighting to maintain the bulk of its imperial possessions, in America.
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Autumn/Winter 2024 Writing Journal
September
-1. 1243, visit sister and niece,
-2. 1617,
-3. 1437, schedule weekdays out to New Year's Eve, Pittsburgh to Lancaster by car, Mister Grey to Erique
-4. Lancaster to Baltimore by car, Erique to Brickmouse, square away quarters, set up writing stations, refresh and back up two local computers, answer 118 emails, dinner with friends
-5. convert book files for publishing, meet with webmaster, schedule training,
-6. 1658, to Harford County by bus and car, dinner with son, cards with brother,
-7. 6 emails, paypall, edited and posted Nat Star #2, training and visiting with James Anderson and Incognegro,
-8. 1154, arrange publishing agreement with Casting Darts Publishing, 1285,
-9. 1177, post 3 periscope articles, 1026, 1670, finished off emails box,
-10. to Baltimore County by car, to Baltimore City by bus, weed back yard, back up files, proof NS #3, eye blew, 1054,
-11. 1301, yard work, resset patio blocks
-12. 1177, yard work, weeding, yard tennis with the Brickmouse, 1495, train operator, arrange fight brain meet
-13. 552, 1197, to Megan’s on the east side,
-14. 1 hour badmitton, read 175 pages in The Babylonian Woe, seizure lost a day, slept 14 hours
-15. brain fog, outlined 5 thru 14 of Conspiracy Against Mankind, relax
-16. 857, 781, 1359, weed Georgia’s yard, editorial call, 597
-17. 1620, scheduled posts, back to Brickmouse House, yard work, meet Big Ron
-18. 1317, worked on publishing with Jeth, visited with webmaster, lost in dominoes to Guila Girl
-19. weeded, 1800, watch fights,1787
-20. wash clothes, 1185, back up files, pack, To East Side, 1224, insane nightmares busting road blocks with Mesc Frank, knife fighting in Pittsburgh against skin heads.
-21. 1434, 1111, Meet Damien,
-22. To Harford County, visited grandchildren, who agreed to publish outstanding history proofs,
-23. 1348, clean ground floor, 1097
-24. bad brain fog, spent 2 hours writing 1 brief email
-25. proofed last item, 498, frame 3 nonfiction articles, dinner with The Operator, listen to Arrian,
-26. 1316, clean kitchen, 1536, met with head coach at Towson Karate,
-27. bad back spasm, cant stand or walk, working on floor exercises, 1226, pack and go to Lancaster, PA with Mister Grey, kitchen stag discussion over beer with Nero the Pict
-28. 891, cleaned apartment, to Erique’s, entertained Princess Ruby, pushed Ruby in the swing for 90 minute, which helped my back, weeded around the gazebo, who painted my nails and skull,
-29. shopped with Ruby and Erique, tore vines off of two trees, sank 12 small trees and found a coal bed, probably the remnants of an old coal shed, back to Mister Grey’s, made corned beef chili
-30. 1471, record 5 videos
Articles/Chapters = 34,
Books = 0
October
-1. 1471, cleaned, cooked, sparred, 5 videos, to Eriques
-2. to Baltimore, 1244, emails,
-3. emails, coached from 5 to 11 pm
-4. 1453, visit by bus Cousin Michael, walk to meet Charles, begin John Harrower’s diary
-5. publishing emails, comments, 1795, cut grass weed 4 hours, 1269,
-6. 1818, 1008, spar with Charles, to Megan’s on East Side, 1032, shopping for groceries with Megan, 1374, can now haul weight
-7. 2008, 1554, 2745, 2569, editorial call, 2443, legs and abs, walk to store, tight back, nerves in legs flaming cut squats short
-8. woke with locked up back, 90 minutes mobility exercise, wrote too much yesterday, 1816, 2467, vacuumed house, 2684, completed annotating Diary of John Harrower, must return to fiction tomorrow.
-9. could not walk, barely made home form Megan's, listened to Arrian, 2 emails, sick, stretched 6 times for 7 hours therapy, weird baccanal at Esoteric Cafe,
-10. tight, steep temp drop on old bag of bones, 11 emails, 454, 743, coached from 5 to midnight
-11. very tight, extreme eye seizure, nausea, listen to Arrian’s Alexander Book 1 23rd time, expand The Son of God Alexander project, chapter 1 to be 12 sections, to Harford County clean Mom’s windows,
-12. bad eye and locked up back, 1277, clean windows, train with Incognegro, cards and rum
-13. wake up drunk, clean shed, patio, clean rest of windows, to Lancaster with Nero the Pict, work on yard, train with Erique
-14. fast day, weed, move rose bushes, plant arbor vidas, to Denver, PA with Mister Grey, record videos, beer, 1 shot rum, make chili
-15. chili and coffee for breakfast, 1666, make videos, train, to Erique’s
-16. to Baltimore with Erique, lunch with Man in the Hat, dinner with Doc Dread and Brickmouse, got incredible drunk on Taquila and blacked out, need to get a handle on this lest I erase a book in my head before its written
-17. begin Babylonian Woe notes, 1435, star concluding Banjo Timejack, rake yard, spar with Charles, coach boxing, dinner with The Operator
-18. begin I Miss Them So, 1290 Son Of God,1330, to eastside,
-19. badmitton 100 minutes continuous, 1708, finished reading Pill City,
-20. 1528, shopped at markets, 1343
-21. visit Doc, interview Michael, 1621, 1095, 1,072, repaired porch lattice, stored tools and parts from plumbing job, dinner with three happy hens, crab soup, eggplant, shrimp, meatballs
-22. 902, 1948, shop for Megan, 1537,
-23. 449, 1662, entomb rats under porch with beer bottles and bleach/ammonia gas, 1169, dinner with Charles, to Brickmouse House
-24. 16 emails, 4 emails, 1347, skyped with Jeth Randolph, rake lawn
-25. 1376, was clothes, 1488, rake, begin level spring house bed, patch up eroded side slope, proof morning writing, cut grass shower, to karate school with gear, meet Sean and crew
-26. trained from 11 to 4:30, concussion, black eye, 9 bruises, 1 cut after 1 hour boxing, two hours stick, 1 hour blade, 2 over 1 against James Anderson in LPR machete duel, 0 and 5 against James with bastard sword wasters, dinner with the crew at Raven Inn, to PA with Erique, bad headache, eye seizing bad, legs held up, hips did give when I got rocked
-27. feel like I was hit by a car, cleaned house, closed down pool, water transplanted shrubs, news that Kelly passed, to Mescaline Franklin’s, 2 video beer reviews
-28. 1189,
-29. comments, emails, to Erique’s, yard work
-30. to Baltimore, 7 emails, 227, wash clothes, to pharmacy, 449, meet Big Ron, try to learn majon
-31. 1634, 1274, pharmacy, boxing, knife training
Articles/Chapters = 44
2nd month in a row with no book completions. Unacceptable
November
-1. to cousin Mike’s by bus, 1495, to Harford County by car, clean house, 1163,
-2. clean kitchen, set up for party, play cards for lunch, 1444, serve the eaters,
-3. birthday for relative
-4. back to Baltimore, not feeling well, video and text archives with Guillo Girl, 1238, 932,
-5. 894, walk to pharmacy was closed, hit snake, 1545, 947, dinner with operator, drinks until 2:30 on election night
-6. read Eye of the Chickenhawk, 1023, dinner with Chuck, 1582,
-7. 1447, posted February nonfiction, pharmacy, coach boxing 55 minute sparring round with Leo, dinner at the esoteric cafe,
-8. 1169, pharmacy, to east side,
-9. 1161, bull roast
-10. 1188, over to the Brickmouse House for a Myth 20 podcast,
-11. 1367, 1164, wash clothes, to east side,
-12. 1261, read Works and Days, 1588, back to Brickmouse House, 1779, meet Big Ron and Charles at bar,
-13. 1278, 490, arranged text and completed Banjo: Timejack 28,800 words, emails, update site essentials, rake lawn, 1614, 2264, arrange Nat Star text
-14. arrange Moses Roper text, read Nat Star, 1181, Skype Jeth Randolph, work out plot and roster for Vunak of Antares coach boxing, train The Operator until midnight,
-15. 1246, back up files, check site, meet Mister Grey and to PA, three videos
-16. edit yesterday’s chapter, emails, to Erique’s plantation, framed Vunak of Antares, cleaned house, baby sat, yard work, movie
-17. 1671, removed 4 stump with Erique, sparred, dinner with Erique and Yakubiton, 1608, 1597, 3,376, finished annotating Moses Roper, videos with Mister Grey, drank until 3:30 am
-18. exercises, read Theogony, emails
-19. 1355, 31 flights of stairs, fast, to Erique’s,
-20. to Baltimore, breakfast with Ezz, 904, lunch with Mom, dinner with Doc
-21. 1160, Miss Ezz brought dinner, 1035, Jeth skype, last boxing session with Towson Karate, coffee and whiskey with Jason, all canceled for illness
-22. snow and rain, feel 80 years old, proof an ode, mail to Jeth, 1646, to Eastside
-23. 1545, strength exercises, format 10 part review of Bernays for Conspiracy against Mankind, 699, read Book of Job
-24. 1449, 1178, completed Nat Star: Timejacker! At 20,237 words, 1036, Wake Christopher in print
-25. to Rosedale to interview Mike, Harford County, train Operator in Baltimore county
-26. up at 6:55 AM disoriented, brain fog, emails, website updates, finish packing, lunch with Man in the Hat, train with Brett bruised sternum, drinks with Big Ron, Charles, Brickmouse, Jason, in bed by 6:00 AM
-27. up at 8:30, bad hangover, eesh!, exercise, physical therapy final check by Brickmouse, post office, deliver present to little Emma, to Harford County, played cards
-28. up at 5:50 AM, clean house, sort gear for short stay, set up desk, proton emails, Thanksgiving with family in Harford County, conversed with X wife until 5:00 AM over Barbados rum
-29. skyped with Jeth Randolph over Vunak of Antares
-30. 1387, surprise dinner with Nero the Pict and Cutie Homesteader, 434
Articles/Chapters = 41
Books = 2
Novels = 2
December
-1. 1777, emails, updated site, visit with family, to Lancaster with Uber Joe, visited with the princess and the queen and watched a movie with Erique
-2. 1332 VU #1, to Pittsburgh by train,
-3. breakfast with reader, edit VU#1, strength training, record videos
-4. record videos
-5. 1414 VU #2, skype with Jeth, to Chicago by train
-6. #3 train to LA, read Hesiod’s Theogony, Stan is my seat mate, crossed the Miss at Port Madison, Iowa, sleep, fast
-7. woke in Dodge City at 5 AM, edited VU#2, 1283 VU#3.1, outline VU#3.2, typing difficult on rails, read Hesiod,
-8. wake in LA, switch trains, nodding on the train, in San Jose coaching Eddy,
-9. listened to Hesiod, 459 of amplification to VU#3.1, 1576 VU#3.2, listened to Hesiod
-10. woke with bad eye, VU#3.3 1600, explore San Jose on foot, VU#5 1067, used book store, read North American Indians by George Gatlin, listened to Hesiod thrice, read Hesiod,
-11. bad eye attack, 895, listened to Mankind in Amnesia
-12. listen to Hesiod, edited yesterday’s article, 1150, 1435, outline Pale Riders, listen to Spengler, Hesiod, 1151, 1275, listen to Gibbon
-13. listen to Gibbon, 28, 29, 30, 1743, listen to Hesiod, 1083, buy Greek Lyrics by Latimore and The Fall of Troy by Quintus Smyneus, 1052, listened to Gibbon 31and 32
-14. Listen to The Shield of Herakles, 1962, Listen to Mankind in Amnesia, Listen to In the Beginning, 1389, two tall beers and to bed
-15. listned to Gibbon, 2240,
Winter begins for the Crackpot, 12 books in 12 months is enough.
Articles/ Chapter = 21
Books: 0
Expenses
Train: 75, to Pittsburgh,
Bus: 4, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 5, 2, 5, 2, 2, 4
Hotel: 200, 200, 200, 700
Food: 57, 20, 14, 16, 38, 18, 10, 20, 20, 50, 24, 10, 30, 50, 20, 29, 20, 40, 12, 23, 5, 10, [December food and drink taken care of by Mister Gray, Rick and the Operator]
Medical: 32,
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By Morning Light
A Tramp’s Last Days in His Vile Hatchery: 11/30/24
By Friday 22nd I was shaken with migratory nerves. I do not travel well, have never had wanderlust, never thought to leave the evil place that hatched this twisted mind, until it drove me out in June 2018, the very day that The Brickmouse and Guilo Girl invited me to stay with them on any return to Baltimore. But there I was in the cozy Brickmouse House where I have been so welcome. I was already homesick for it and was having bad brain fog trying to pack bags. I was losing things, washing clothes and forgetting where they were.
Monday Night the 24th into the early midnight hours of Tuesday, I trained The Operator, sparring in a street light lit basement alley. He paid me with a bag of big mac burgers and fries. Back at the Brickmouse House, with an introductory letter in hand to one of his colleagues, I cut up the fries, tossed out the buns, put meat around the fries, covered all with left over cheese, and nuked it for 2 minutes—a feast.
The blackout curtains admitted just enough light to warn me awake. My last week in a longtime location, I am unable to sleep past dawn. I answered emails, checked the back end of the site, and packed, unable to write.
At 11:00 AM, The Man in the Hat picked me up to meet his son, Brett, at the Valley View Inn, an old roadhouse bar and eatery in Baltimore County. When I was his age I walked past this six mornings a week headed home from the night shift at the supermarket that has changed hands a few times since. The young fellow looks great, showed us the pic of his gorgeous girl in Southern Maryland and paid for our meal and beer. He then said, “James, you look so much better then when I took you to Doc last year. Can you spar?”
“Sure, the Brickmouse has extra gear you can use.”
“Oh, I have my sticks and gear in the truck.”
“What kind of psycho drives around for four years with gear in his truck?”
The Man in the Hat answered, as the stud grinned, “The one that just fattened you up for the kill! James, here, you better have one more beer to kill the pain.”
As he went to get me a fourth beer, Brett smiled, “Dad’s an animal. He still plays hockey. I remember when his teeth got knocked out and he skated over to us and handed them to me and went back to play.”
Brett took me to buy the Christmas booze for my son’s Thanksgiving dinner, the well rum, well tequila and cheap whiskey. Home to the Brickmouse abode we went. As we gloved up in the yard he said, “James, the Brickmouse will be home soon—he can spar too, I’ll take it easy.”
“Bro, he won’t go anywhere near you with a stick.”
An hour of moderate stick sparring in the yard, was bisected by the Brickmouse walking by in route to some after work errand, chuckling as I was stiff armed into the turf like some secondary punk trying to slow James Brown. We moved to the patio and gloved up for boxing for a ten minute round. I noted Big Ron was now sitting on the picnic table drinking a Budweiser. At a certain point I ate ten straight punches and decided it was time to stop assaulting Brett’s glove with my face. I do think my mouth piece and saber mask should file a class action lawsuit against me for willful neglect.
Big Ron grinned, “You were doing pretty good while your foot was on the outside of his—but he figured it out.”
Brett then gave me a $20, “Here James, for the training.”
“Bro, you bought lunch and drove me around.”
“James, you trained me for free for ten years when I was a kid with no money.”
$20 bucks for the honor of making him work me over, two bruised hands, two bruised forearms, a bruised sternum, a bruised bicep and other warmly retained sensations five days later that tell me I am still alive.
That’s a deal.
We repaired inside for drinks and were joined by Charles, his bride, Guilo Girl and the returning Brickmouse. Brett does not drink. He did eat canned corned beef with me, as the others drank espresso. I am so lucky to be blessed with such fine young friends.
At 9:30 it was time for Brett, the last pirate on board the goodbye ship, to head home. I had dispensed all of the area training contact phone numbers in my phone in hopes that these fellows will train together in my absence. That would make this feel worthwhile in the cracked rear view mirror.
Jason’s place is on the way. The manager of the Esoteric Cafe has lost a lady and is stuck between books, overthinking his next two writing projects. Brett dropped me off three miles north out in Baltimore County, wished me well, and pulled off.
I had only drunk 10 Miller Lite beers over 9.5 hours. With me was 2 shots of over proofed rum, 3 beers, and 6 shots of Bird Dog salted whiskey. Jason does not drink such garbage. As befits a man with four languages under his hat band, he drinks wine. He had just finished fabricating and welding door pins for an antique sports car he is working on out back. He drove us in his beater to the liquor store and bought two bottles of dark wine. On the way home there was what appeared to be a fatal three-car collision at Joppa and Perring.
Finally back in his eccentric mansion, an old dentist office house, with the entire first floor strewn with books, stalked by his attention-hungry, hypoallergenic, teacup creature demanding a seat at the table, Jason heated up slices of spinach pie. We sat, spoke, drank, discussed writing, drank, spoke of the wrong turns in or life, then came upon the subject of writing once again. Jason read passages from his most recent book, and I had to honestly inform him that his prose is better than mine. He does understand how languages are built. The beer, rum and whiskey were gone, the rum grinning up at me with a wry twist of grin. Jason was halfway through the second bottle of wine He looked at the clock on the wall and saw that it was 3 AM.
“James, thank you so much for this inspirational conversation, for this book [Can]. I think I have drunk too much and am fading, night creature that I am. How can you still be up and lucid?”
“I worked night crew for 38 years. It’s almost quitting time.”
“Please, finish the wine and take a couch.”
I downed the half bottle of wine—against Rick’s rules—and said, “The Brickmouse will be up and about in one hour. I’d like to see him off to work. The rum bottle can be used to discipline my errant chattel.”
The stagger down Harford Road, for a few miles, took me up and down three good hills. I had miles, over an hour, utterly alone except for blinking lights, buzzing light poles, a rat scampering crookedly across the street. I did not feel too drunk—indeed was able to get the key in the door on the FIRST try. When I entered, my young friend was making breakfast. We sat and he regaled me about some world military news—a high speed missile I think.
At last, dawn was tinting the sky as he locked himself out.
I nodded pleasantly in the decommissioned gamer chair they save for my back.
“James, James,” spoke rose-fingered Dawn, some fresh goddess voice prodding me awake.
I looked right and saw Guilo Girl, “James, time to go to bed.”
Embarrassed that I only lasted 23 hours, I slunk off to bed for my last turn there, to wake three hours later, realizing that I stumbled home along the same road that stretches endlessly in my rebooted nightmares of being late for work from missing the bus, afraid I’d get soaked in the rain.
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