Breakthrough
As a science-fiction author I thought you'd find this of interest.
-Shep
Russia's Alleged Skripal 'Assassins' Caught Breaking The Laws Of Physics
Russia has apparently developed an astonishing new technology enabling its secret assassination agents to occupy precisely the same space at precisely the same time...
www.zerohedge.com
Well, Shep, in the Sunset Saga I alienated all white readers by making the smartest man in the world a black quantum physicist, and estranged all black readers by making the fastest man in the worked a white boy. However, I preserved my Inuit readership base by making one of their women a Japanese street car racing model...
Realistically, as mister Durden posits in is article, either the Russian assassins are faster than a Jamaican Olympian or Scotland Yard has shopped poorly doctored video footage to the news media, who have bought it. Obviously, Russians are faster of foot then we were previously led to believe.
Seriously, we obviously live in a fake news matrix.
Here is another victim of fake news below:
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Thanks, Riley for sending the link.
Media state authorities will stop at nothing to charge a paleface with a martyr race death.
T. Spoone Slickens, Inquire
